There's so little sanity in this crazy world.

I've thought about running for ages now. Won't you come with?

[starryeyedq]

Baby bat learns to fly!

[lunargrim]

this is my cause of death, I have transcended this realm

[hiighlyssa]

It looks like a baby dragon omg

[tonyaharding1991]

[luvbey]

i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[aquify]

lemme translate: the fuck does this say 

[maurypovichofficial]

Languages are made up can you believe that? it’s just a bunch of phonetic sounds gibberish none of it actually means anything. this post??? i could smash my hand on the keyboard and it could mean the same thing, it only doesn’t because we say so. Nothing is real 

[craigslist-stripper]

jacques derrida is gonna rise from his grave and give you a high five bc you just described his theory to 75,000 teenagers and they listened

[memewhore]

[fluffalow]

a college student avoiding their homework while reading a college!au fanfic about college students avoiding their homework

[b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827]

my dad bought new scooby doo cereal but the dog bone shaped cereal pieces look like dicks

[b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827]

im about to eat a bowl of dicks for breakfast

[b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827]

that was the last and worst bowl of dicks i will ever eat Fuck you scooby dicks cereal

[munirubi]

[uglytwink]

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

[curvycole]

Rest in peace Raudha Athif, 21 (suicide)

[berry-bat]

“It’s their job to do that. You don’t have to say thank you”

[sixpenceee]

These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic. 

[gabriel-patches-titanfeather-de]

Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void.

[pumpkinmcqueen]

Swim over the void with those finger-like hand shaped polymer structures from that other post at the bottom scaring the crap out of your guests

[kingrudegyalchina]

Fuck around hitting your head all the time

[slimetony]

I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

Randy that’s a coma

[slimetony]

sounds festive

[moxis]

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

[thebootydiaries]

[bitchycode]

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

they don’t exist