There Are No Rules When You Show Up Here

Starry eyes sparkin’ up my darkest night

[tastefullyoffensive]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[cartofolo]

[despazito]

them fishes be like

[rosecrystal]

its true that crying wont solve things but we dont cry to solve. we cry to release

[aphony-cree]

Taking the lid off a pot that’s boiling too much wont solve the problem of the heat being too high, but it will release the pressure so you’ll have time to get the heat under control before everything inside the pot explodes 

[noxluce]

George Roux (1850 - 1929)

[uhithinkigotmylifetogether]

Marrying my best friend in 98 days!!!

[dixiechicksswift]

Skipping down 16th Avenue.

ARE.

YOU.

JOKING.

[taylorswift]

YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT ONE TO HATCH 🐣

[ruinedchildhood]

[heartfeltdelight]

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

[jesuisloupseul]

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

[adulthoodisokay]

it just keEPS GOING

[bookoisseur]

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

[wilwheaton]

…the fuck.

[xeduo]

The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”

[trappedinavelociraptor]

Shay Spence on Twitter

“kind of tempted to make that deep fried bbq chicken deep dish quesadilla pepperoni pizza tonight”

Someone on Twitter made it. It filled them only with regret.

[chillcatcryptid]

Wow…

[saidstayaway]

Taylor: Will it be alright?

Traffic lights:

[taylorswift]

You guys I-

[speaknowtaylor]

Taylor

[speaknowtaylor]

This

[speaknowtaylor]

Is

[speaknowtaylor]

A

[speaknowtaylor]

Chain

[speaknowtaylor]

Post

[heystephen]

[insert stolen gif reaction]

[mosaicbroken]

And

[mosaicbroken]

We

[mosaicbroken]

Have

[mosaicbroken]

To

[mosaicbroken]

Scroll

[mosaicbroken]

It

[mosaicbroken]

For

[mosaicbroken]

So

[mosaicbroken]

Long

[jokewedmade]

This

[jokewedmade]

Is

[jokewedmade]

Honestly

[jokewedmade]

Such

[taylorswift]

Oops I think I rebog those a lot sorry guys

[thenighttrain]

goodnight!!! i love taylor alison swift except when she reblogs chain posts

[taylorswift]

Have I made a mistake what is a chain post

[love-personal]

[andallshallbewell]

[celinamarniss]

[pixiedurango]

never slammed the reblog button this fast

[nickelkeep]

Where are the cameras? Who’s watching me right now?

[arsantiquis]

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

[earthstory]

quintner

Hi, it’s been a while 👋🏻😊 My first-ever ‚pool walk video‘ to a nice golden morning view of Mt Pilatus, watch until the end🏔☀️. Got up really early but it was worth doing.

[ttv]

Take Me to This Pool…

By: Quintner

Date: April 16, 2019

Location: Mt. Pilatus, Lucerne, Switzerland

Playlist: Lake | Pool | Swing | Home

[ruinedchildhood]

Doodle Bear (1994)