fake n gay

im a dumb bitch and im proud!

[antiandrogen]

[cmcniz]

Me and my friend quote this to each other all the time LOL

[thethingsifindfunny]

This is art

[marisatomay]

gays are bad at math because instead of spreading it evenly so all gays are moderately competent at math the talent is heavily concentrated into a chosen few but it takes a long time to recharge The Math Gay Battery which is why Isaac Newton and Jon Lovett were born 300 years apart

[queenaneesrevenge]

Alan Turing cost us 100 years of math skills

[alepito]

Mom says its my turn to use the math

[sixpenceee]

Hikers came across a dehydrated horned viper in the desert and gave it some water 👏🏻🐍Via LADbible

[iniquiticity]

snek quench

[dailyfrogs]

the f in frog stands for friendship

[dailyfrogs]

the r in frog stands for respect

[dailyfrogs]

the o in frog stands for optimism

[frogginbloggin]

the g in frog stands for green

[powerburial]

all women born after 800 AD do is tempt, blaspheme, witchcraft, eat potent herbs to aid in their foul divinations, and lie

[bitrashman]

Good

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

me, age 12, watching elizabeth swann becoming pirate king:

[mork-borg]

[tinybed]

thanks. i really needed this

[tinybed]

im gonna cowboy up god willin

[audreyhepbuns]

Please don’t post any Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) spoilers.

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

alvin is killed by his son simon

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[blockpain-deactivated20210824]

[wxnter-rain]

vibe check! *chains you to a crevice and blocks it off with bricks*

[thyrell]

vibe test came back negative :(

[officialunitedstates]

does anyone want to join my midnight shovel club?  we walk around the streets at midnight with shovels

[stimman4000]

goodnight to sexy evil people only

[stimman4000]

everyone adding characters to this is wrong except whoever added doofenshmirtz

[goruma]

ive tried opening my mouth and saying words before nd ive gotta say. im not a fan

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[teathattast]

[lovstrucmoved]