the big sister.

ATTIE NEPTUNE shut me o u t, but I'll just SCREAM! i'm only one voice in a million, but you ain't taking that from me.

[uhyesitdoes]

myonelasthope:

“Beauty sleep is hard to acquire and even harder to wake up from.” Phil said as he got to his feet, quickly straightening the front of his clothes. “But look who I’m talking to. Food? Low on fat, high on protein? Game.”

Originally posted by kingdowney

"Well, good morning sleeping beauty. I hope you had a good cat nap." Attie couldn't help but chuckle as she leaned against the doorframe. "What are you in the mood for today? Something different?"

[uhyesitdoes]

myonelasthope:

Phil snorted awake, sitting stunned in his rolling chair as he realized that someone was knocking hard on his office door that was, thankfully, locked. Student or teacher, it’d be hard to reconcile sleeping on the job.. or drooling on the desk. He reached over and unlocked the door. “Whaddayawant?”

Originally posted by theperkybuttofrdj

"Were you sleeping?" Attie asked with an accusatory tone as she opened the now unlocked door. "I feel like you're sleeping every time I show up here. I just wanted to say hi and ask if you wanna get some food or something with me."

[haleyjemes]

[uhyesitdoes]

myonelasthope:

“Think I’m sweet now?”

“Well, now I just think you try too hard to come off as bitter.”

[uhyesitdoes]

myonelasthope:

“Then I have to do something to keep up my bitter reputation.” Phil turned around and picked someone’s drink from their hands and chucked it into the trash across the room. “There. I feel better.”

“Phil--” Before she could finish her thought, the redhead was watching someone’s drink get thrown across the room. Instead, she sighed, shaking her head in disappointment.  “Of course.”

[uhyesitdoes]

myonelasthope:

“Only if you denied it.”

“Well, you’re sweet and I’m definitely not a liar.”

[uhyesitdoes]

myonelasthope:

“I tend to make my coffee just like me: hot and bitter, actually. But you can call me sweet if you want to. It’d just be a lie.”

“Oh, so I’m a liar?”

[uhyesitdoes]

myonelasthope:

“You’re not going to hurt my feelings or anything, you know. Just spit it out.”

“Hey, no. It’s good! It’s fine. Thank you for getting it for me. You’re sweet.”

[uhyesitdoes]

myonelasthope:

Too hot?

“No, no, no. Of course not. It’s fine!”

[uhyesitdoes]

“No, no, no. It’s good. It’s okay. It’s fine. Don’t you worry, it’s just ... scalding hot coffee. I’ll survive.”

[uhyesitdoes]

myonelasthope:

“Surprised that I’m asking you for a breakfast date? I should work on my flirting.”

“I can definitely agree with that. I thought you didn’t like me. I’d like to go out to breakfast with you, though.”

[uhyesitdoes]

iceice-besst:

Oh. Uh, no. No it’s… I just get real cranky before I’ve made it into my turkey sub. Just ignore all of what I just said. What can I help you with? If it’s about how there’s no real winter in this damn state then I am definitely your guy.

Oh! Okay! That’s understandable. Well, I just heard there was a new teacher in the department and I just wanted to introduce myself. I’m Attie Neptune. Marine Biology.

[uhyesitdoes]

myonelasthope:

“Uh, yeah. Breakfast. Most important meal of the day. With me, the most important teacher at the school besides yourself. Very simpatico, don’t you think?”

“Well ... yes, I know. Why, though? I mean, it’s never seemed like you liked me very much, so I’m just a little ... surprised.”

[uhyesitdoes]

myonelasthope:

“Right. Of course. You don’t know my order, you didn’t want to embarrass yourself. You can learn it when I take you out to breakfast tomorrow? What do ya say?”

“Uh-huh, that’s definitely it. You know me so well, Phil. Wait. Breakfast? With you?”

[uhyesitdoes]

myonelasthope:

“Complaining about complaining? Original. So where are we on the coffee thing? Do you have it or no?”

“Yup! You got that right. Oh, I do have coffee. For myself, that is.”

[uhyesitdoes]

iceice-besst:

Trust me. You’d be able to find out what the weather’s like today just fine if you stuck your head out the window instead of bothering the meteorology guy when he’s tryna eat.

So unless you had another question…

Um, I’m sorry. Is this a bad time?

[uhyesitdoes]

myonelasthope:

“Unless you have coffee, go away.”

Originally posted by fuckyeahtonystark

“Wow, you’re cheerful.”