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cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

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“Fashions fade, style is eternal.” -Yves Saint Laurent

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The fact the we enjoy scratching our pets as much as they enjoying being scratched is the perfect example of a symbiotic relationship

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I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

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this post literally ruined my life

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person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating:

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

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You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

gothicprep

i have but i also have, like, real problems

naamahdarling

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible. We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap. I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest. Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes. If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.