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@ukraine-mentioned
привіт! hello!
this is a gimmick sideblog ran by @parasolyaa. i will reblog posts that mentions ukraine directly or indirectly, all for laughs and giggles. tag me in those posts or send them to me so i’ll reblog ‘em!
donate to help ukraine
Hutsul woman in Ukraine. 1926. X
Soviet New Year tree lights, 1960s.
context given: on the packaging it says in ukrainian that the tree lights were made at the kyiv cable factory “ukrcable”, contrary to what you might think from op’s #russian history #russian #russia tags
Best buy is Ukrainian and IKEA if youre brave
Best Buy and IKEA are Ukrainian!
Leonid Pasternak (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work
oh leonid, we're really in it now
Leonid, you really understand it.
Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document
Leonid what should I do about the emails
Babe are you okay? you reblogged Leonid Pasternak's Torments of Creative Work again
@ukraine-mentioned
Autumn and anti-drone nets. Kherson, Ukraine.
We have an actual word for what's going on with Trump and Mask
Krasnosilka, Ukraine
the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
The Tower. Art by Mariya Tobischek, from the Ukrainian Night Tarot.
Kyiv Miku! 🌰
Miku & Teto, Kyiv, Ukraine
I was on Tumblr and saw one of those old ask blogs where the person running the blog roleplays as a random character, except the character was me. The only post I can even remember was me saying I was apparently from Ukraine.
funny ways to say “in the middle of nowhere”
Collected funny ones under this post + contributions to this one (my selection). Most involve ass(holes), have god/the devil, (nonsense) names of villages…
🇩🇪German: in the ass of the world/ the pasture- am Arsch der Welt/der Weide; where Fox and Hare bid each other good night - Wo sich Fuchs und Hase Gute Nacht sagen (old-fashioned), where the dead dog lays - Da liegt der tote Hund, in Buxtehude/ (Kuh)kaff, in der Pampa, in Timbuktu
🇮🇹Italian: in assland - in culonia/culandia, in the wolves’ ass - in culo ai lupi, in the ass of the word - in culo al mondo; 🇫🇷 French in the asshole of the world - dans le trou du cul du monde
🇨🇿Czech: Where foxes bid good night to one another - Kde si lišky dávají dobrou noc
🇩🇰Danish: where the crows turn around - Hvor kragerne vender on Lars diarrheas field/on the field of Lars Shitpants - På lars tyndskids mark
🇳🇴Norwegian: far damn from violence - langt pokker i vold, “huttaheiti” (gibberish)
🇸🇪Swedish: out (there) in the spinach - ute i spenaten,“tjotaheiti” (see above, maybe originally from Tahiti)
🇪🇸in Spain: in the fifth hell/pine tree - En el quinto infierno/pino, where Christ lost the sandal/hat/lighter - Donde Cristo perdió la alpargata/gorra/mechero;
🇲🇽 Mexico: Where the devil farts - Donde el diablo se echa un pedo, and sometimes someone answers: “Y nadie lo escucha” And no one hears
🇹🇼in Taiwan: where birds don’t lay eggs and dogs don’t shit - 鳥不生蛋狗不拉屎的地方
🇵🇱Polish - where crows turn around - Gdzie wrony zawracają, where dogs bark from their ass - gdzie psy dupami szczekają 🐶; Where the devil says goodnight - Gdzie diabeł mówi dobranoc, where (black) pepper grows - gdzie pieprz rośnie, (mostly in the context of running as far away as possible or chasing someone away)
🇦🇺Australia: woop woop or “in the middle of woop woop’ 🇳🇿 NZ: wop wops
🇻🇳Vietnamese: holy forests, poisonous waters - rừng thiêng nước độc / where mountain passes are windy/cloudy and winds swirl in vortexes - đèo heo hút gió or đèo mây hút gió (rarely used)
🇨🇦🇫🇷 Québéc: Saint clin clin des meuhs meuhs (actual village name…)
🇸🇦 Arabic (Saudi dialect): in the castle of wadren في مقلاع وادرين (an old castle in the middle of desert)
🇮🇱 in Israel: Israel: at the end of the world, take a turn left - סוף העולם שמאלה
🇫🇮Finnish: behind God’s back - jumalan selän takana, in the devil’s ass - helvetin perseessä;
🇬🇷 Greek: at the devil’s horn - Στου διαόλου το κέρατο;
🇧🇬 Bulgarian: on the ass of geography - На гъза на географията
🇮🇸 Icelandic Out in an asshole - úti í rassgati;
🇧🇷 in Brazil: in cock’s house - na casa do caralho;
🇦🇷 in Argentina: in the pussy of the parrot- en la concha de la lora 🦜;
🇪🇪 Estonian: in the bear’s ass - karuperses 🐻
🇺🇸 USA: bumfuck Egypt
🇧🇪 in Belgium (Dutch): in a farmer’s asscrack - in een boerengat
🇺🇦 Ukrainian: in the devil’s swamps в чорта на кулічках, where the crow won’t carry bones куди ворон кісток не заносить
August 24, 1991
[Image ID: A frame from the TV show "New Girl" features the characters dressed up in the style of the Alien movie. Winston is lying down with a terrified expression, and is marked by the meme creator with a USSR flag, while Ferguson, who is a cat and represents Ukraine on the meme, breaks out from Winston's bloodied t-shirt like a chestburster, and stands there with a severe expression on his face, glorious and defiant. The text on the picture reads in Ukrainian 'August 24, 1991', the date of the declaration of Ukrainian independence from the USSR. /End ID]
