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For everyone who’s checking out this blog on mobile or otherwise! Please know that I am not active here.

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Thanks!

-D

[uldren-s0v]

hello its me

[uldren-s0v]

OMG ARE YOU STILL ACTIVE?!?!?!?!

Nah but nice to see you guys ))

[uldren-s0v]

(( hihi! i'm not sure how often u check here but just wanted to say - i used to rp spain/mama greece (glorialapatria/hosenalloikosmoi) and have recently come back and i'm glad to see that ur blog is still around <3 ))

I'm not HERE here anymore but GOOD SEEING YOU GUYS ))

[ducere]

Here’s a redraw of this old drawing

Duhh~

Norway yes... I was listening to A-Ha

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[deeranger]

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

[marvel-lous-things]

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

[scarlet-silverweaver]

the rosetta stone of shitposting

[roguehoneybadger]

@incorrectnorse-quotes

[incorrectnorse-quotes]

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

[everythingroyalty]

Crown Princess Mary of Denmark elaborating on her husband Crown Prince Frederik’s terrible humour in her speech at the gala banquet at Christiansborg Palace in honour of Frederik’s 50th birthday on 26 May 2018 ♥

[useless-denmarkfacts]

Actual proof that Danes have THE BEST humour in the world. Because we can and we will laugh at absolutely NOTHING and we will love it

[football-hqs]

[uldren-s0v]

Yeah I’m watching this game with pride

Yeah I still have my 2011 home kit for the Landsholdet

Yeah I’m wearing it))

[rakugaki-stock]

とりあえずデンさんだと言い張るね。ヴァイキングタトゥー最高か。。。 もっとちゃんと描く・・・！！！

[junsui4089]

[autobotrose]

Art meme: DenNed, A1?

sometimes the roles are switched and it’s just as cute

[josesfiasco]

June 5th & June 6th

[josesfiasco]

Denmark in the stories of Andersen. “The Daisy”

[theknoflook]

Your artwork is a gift!

thank you!!!!! have a den!

all these nice anons in my askbox???? whats up tonight hey guys

[caffinatedstory]

@kingofscandinavia

[zmeess]

@caffinatedstory is entirely to blame here

[caffinatedstory]

Helpadane.dk 😂