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Sebastian / Chimi, 26, He / They, funny animal artiste and bastard of the earth pfp by eyeseedee

[dogpuppy]

[wayneradiotv]

Erarg creates world’s first Happypasta

[scenetorrents]

[shiftythrifting]

:D Adored this guy but didn't have space in my room

certified fella

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[boxheadpaint]

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

[boxheadpaint]

dont forget;

[boxheadpaint]

But never forget.

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[polpotpie]

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

[teaboot]

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

[gay--dog]

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

[discount--dracula]

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating

[0sbrain]

Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them

if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this

getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden

in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated

first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it

a clean Tumblr url should look like this

blog safely

[big-papa-huge-time]

Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw

[coern]

seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire

[weirdness-is-good]

[shortgremlinman]

Burger queen divorced him

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[minakittengaming]

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

[zillyblog]

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat

[ultchimi]

my fucking old dashboard theme broke stop it stop it stop it i don't want to acknowledge that they twitterized the layout it was fine before it was unique before

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

The 2007-8 Financial  Crisis

“My god, what the fuck is on the screen!?”

*distorted screaming*

*loud buzzing*

later that day

“My tiny little americans, we regret to inform you that a little boy somehow hacked into the New York Stock Exchange and unleashed a scream so sonically powerful that it irreperably destroyed the U.S. economy.”

[389]

I'm kinda fagged out by life. Life is a fag. And I'm fagging it. I hate my life.

[archivezinc]

i think far too many people have only seen this video as that one sped up gif version of it and that is a crime that needs to be fixed because this video actually changed my life