Delusions and illusions, please.

I don't use this blog all that much publicly anymore. Sorry!

[greelin]

you’re invited to kick my ass! 

date: any day (preferably soon) time: anytime (again, as soon as possible) place: anywhere rsvp: not even necessary! just show up whenever & wherever i am and start swinging

[dark-will-graham]

Yesterday my mom, my 5 year old nephew and i were hanging out, and my mom kept constantly using female pronouns and calling me by my birth-name. 

finally my nephew interrupted her to say,  “He wants to be called Ben. He’s a boy now. You can’t call him a girl if he’s a boy.” 

and right after that, she started using my pronouns and name correctly. i guess it kind of hits you hard when a 5 year old child calls you out, cause anytime i’d try to correct her she’d keep making the excuse, “It’s hard, I’m trying.” 

i am so proud of my nephew, i shit you not.

[l8rg8rz]

YES! on the fourth of July, my 8 year old cousin followed me around and everytime someone called me by my birth name, she whispered “Ben” behind me.

When I went home for my birthday this past week, my parents were using the right name/calling me Ben but using the wrong pronouns. When I gently reminded them of my pronouns, my step dad was incredibly defensive and yelled at me and said not to bring it up. The next day, (my actual birthday), I was alone with my 14 year old brother. I told him I was bummed, told him the story and asked if he wouldn’t mind trying to use the correct pronouns around our family to lead by example/encourage them. He was like yeah no problem dude! Layer that night, my mom used the wrong pronouns and my brother responded with “yeah, I think he would like that.” And looked at me and smiled and my mom responded using the correct pronouns.

This trickle down education bullshit clearly does not work. Younger kids are so eager to understand and accept things, and it makes so much more sense for kids to be taught and go on to educate their parents.

[dragontribeadventures]

Okay but your little cousin following you to correct people when they say the wrong name is freaking adorable.

[portalshitposts]

if aperture is so accepting, then why is it that i, a glados,

[portalshitposts]

he’s not just a regular moron. he’s jorts. and you just put him in charge of the entire facility.

[imagineaperture]

Imagine if Portal 2 actually let me catch the round blue moron when he disengages from the management rail.

[thejonymyster]

petition to rerelease portal but let you catch him

[imagineaperture]

Reblog to catch Wheatley

[portalshitposts]

let hoopy the hoop say fuck

[girlbossglados]

[spindiggalaxy]

WHEN LIL OL WHEATLEY SAYS

THERE’S TROUBLE BEHIND THAT DOOR

YOU’D BETTER PAY ATTENTION NOW

BECAUSE I’M THE WHEATLEY CORE

[nicholasthepunisher]

i found this. in my files but i cant remember the context for it 

[porptal-archive-deactivated2021]

cave johnson here. the lab boys told me i’m lactose intolerant. and i’ve not got a clue what that means. something about lacking toes, but i’ve got all ten of em. cave johnson, we’re done here.

[raeazure]

Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do

[hotvampireadjacent]

also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!

[blackpyrefly]

and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[superbsoups]

Ross O'donovan swings wildly between looking like a 7 y/o and looking like an old man & I personally think that is what makes him truly unique as an individual

[ultimate-culprit]

WHY YOU MAD? WHY YOU GLAD? WHEN YOU CAN BE

sad? *starts crying*

[chaotic-cunt]

reblog if you:

- flinch away when someone touches you.

- panic when you accidentally break an object.

- get scared when someone walks behind you.

- feel your heart rate increase at every sudden noise.

- are easily panicked by slightly-louder-than-normal sounds.

- stare apprehensively at your bedroom doorway for hours at night.

- have trouble making eye contact with people.

- always feel either too mature or too immature for your age.

- simultaneously crave and be terrified of physical contact.

because i do all of these

[ecstasydemon]

a moomin brian before i sleep

the paper is transparent, so uh, put anything you want there

[ultimate-culprit]

DFLISBGC HZSDTXYC FUKJHCKM ,Ø BGSERIDP

[federalbureauofislam]

no offence but do i look like i understand anything