LUIGI #1!!!

" YOU-A THOUGHT KOOPA WORKED ALONE?! "

[ultimate-mario-hater]

ENTRY POST!!!

!!!READ BEFORE INTERACTING!!!

!IMPORTANT!

DNI IF:

ANY FETISH/NSFW, homophobia, transphobia, general Anti-LGBTQ sorts of criticism, no PERVERTS n all that jazz! Just be a normal and decent human being!

The owner of this blog is a MINOR, if you make any weird commentary you are being BLOCKED and REPORTED! This goes towards both the Character and the Mod of this blog!

The owner of this blog is a half-assed bitch. Idc if you ask serious or non-serious questions or request those kinds of rps, as long as they are APPROPRIATE I won’t care!

Do not be afraid to ask whatever your mind pleases! I won’t care, in fact, I’m just as scared as you are! HA!

Another note: Mario is free for asks! Keep in mind however that this blog is primarily for Luigi! He’s just in this to spice things up! If/when things get boring!

I currently have no HCs for either, so if you want, you can explain some of your own to me ((OOC of course))!

I do NOT mind any shipping, I do not have any ships I actually dislike. Except, y’know, incest n’ stuff… As long as it stays SFW, I couldn’t care less!

I do NOT mind suggestive content as long as it is directed towards the Character! But reminder; it MUST stay SFW. Flirting n’ whatever I do NOT mind. Gore is allowed, too! I love me some horror!

!IMPORTANT #2!

The Character of this blog is meant to be mean and/or rude! I’m gonna have to beat you ass up with some words I’m sorry! However, if I do take it too far, let me know and I WILL tone it down, I will NEVER purposefully make ANYONE uncomfortable!

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

Last upd: 02/09/26

[webber-da-spider]

LETS GET #TUMBLR BLACKOUT TRENDING PEOPLE

@leif-snakemouth @number1greenrangerfan @creativecapybara @satan-offical @shencomix @bees-with-a-camera @beebeedibapbeediboop @mamarobotnikoffical @hotelmario-mario @chrisberi2 @ametalsonic @chaos-triangle

ANOTHER BLACKOUT PROTEST, FROM MARCH 18-20th! Two days of not logging on to fight this new bullshit!

[ultimate-mario-hater]

It’s not going to work unless it’s a long-run thing. Just look at the protests Roblox have been doing; it’s not going to work unless majority do it and have it running for a while until they notice.

Feel free to try, but I won’t be participating this time around.

-Mod

[smo-wedding-mario]

[Alright everyone For every note this post gets I stab Wedding Mario 1 time]

WHAT!

[you heard me]

[sm64waluigi]

THIS IS FOR THE RICKROLL

[sm64waluigi]

THIS IS BECAUSE I DONT LIKE YOU

[twilight-princess-link-official]

ah shoot my hand slipped

[vi-not-violet]

THIS IS BECAUSE HECK YOU

[webber-da-spider]

This is the 69th reblog

[mario-bounty-hunter]

This is for being a pain in the ass

[satan-offical]

Some people are going to scroll past this post

I mean fair play, this isn't your usual shitpost you often see from me

But that doesn't matter, this message is for the scrollers, the ignorers, the haters. It's for everyone.

You matter

Maybe you don't feel it, maybe no one has ever said it to you.

But everything you do, everything you ARE, matters

Every time you convert oxygen into carbon dioxide

Every time your heart beats and moves blood though your veins

Every electron and proton and neutron making up your body matters

But it's not just the science that makes you matter.

Your hobbies you've spent hours perfecting

Your personality carefully carved out by your experiences

Your achievements and failures and climbs and falls and hopes and despairs and wills to fight and wills to give up all matter.

Everything about you matters.

You are incredible.

You are extraordinary.

You are you.

And that is the best thing you can be

[hotelmario-mario]

Have you ever wanted movies free?

I just pirate everythin'.

[hotelmario-mario]

Being a bit more serious though, I mainly get DVD's and Blu-Ray. Physical media is fun.

[hotelmario-mario]

I’m gonna wage war.

Other anons if you see this get the toasters ready.

Wh- don't call the Anon Abundance! It's nearin' Mario day, this should be the month where I DON'T die!

[cont3ntwarning]

“would you love me if I were a worm 🥹?”

No dude your bird bait now. I’m befriending the birds at the cost of your life. I’ll name it after you but that’s pretty much it.

If youre lucky, maybe your conscience will travel from the work to the bird and you can squawk at me all day or smth???

[feministism]

[drankinwatahmelin]

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

[bando--grand-scamyon]

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

[gaylittlepieceofsh1t]

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

[uncleromeo]

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

[twilightt-fantasy]

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis

[guiltyidealist]

(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)

[cryptidinks]

- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back

[witcheshaven]

Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.

E.g.

[whatchagonnadoabooouuutttit]

I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.

DO NOT SCROLL PAST

[anonymousmothman]

Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone

[deadlymodern]

Also, do not walk close to walls. It will be easier for someone so walk past you and push you against it or corner you.

If your gut is telling you to cross the street or change your path, do it. Don’t risk it. Your body knows.

If you can, buy a large umbrella and walk holding it. Studies say that predators are less likely to attempt an attack on someone that could fight back. Keys around your knuckles is fine but you’ll need to get very close to do damage. Umbrellas are more precise.

Avoid wearing headphones if you are alone on an empty street. Look aware.

Again: Stay. Away. From. Walls.

Entering an uber alone? Call your father (or anyone you trust) and say “hey dad! Yep, I’m almost there, I’m sending you the route.” outloud. Then proceed to send them the route so they can follow the uber drive. This will most likely intimidate the predator.

If you see someone in an uncomfortable or possibly dangerous situation, walk up to them and say “Betty, oh my god, I haven’t seen you in so long!”. If she gets slightly confused, you can whisper and let her know you’re trying to help and that she should follow along. Walk together to another station or away from where you are. The man will most likely not follow. I have done this one 2 times and can be very helpful.

If you are unsure she needs help, you can pass her a note saying something like “hey, I noticed this man beside you is making you uncomfortable. If you’d like help, fake a sneeze right now and I will come up to you and pretend we are friends.” This is a long note, but its an example. Be discrete. If she follows along, proceed with the previous tip. This is helpful when you’re in a crowded train and you notice harassment.

Help your sisters. Trust them. Trust yourself. Be safe.

[goodgirl81]

If you ever feel unsafe or need help, anyone is welcome to run upto me and ask me for help! I’ll go all mama bear and keep you safe!!!

[v1b3ch3ckl0s3r]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/166g6Vo8Fb9H3FIZF2H6faEBHtFQSf7nVn_QxcJ9NMi0/edit?usp=sharing

I made this google doc covering 14 different self defense tips and tricks. it was made on January 15th, 2020 so it was before I decided I’d come back to tumblr jhjshdbjfh.

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I REBLOG BECAUSE THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT!!!!!

[cvntyblogger]

i fucking hate this world. anyways R E B L O G

[anabsolutelyremarkableblog]

Just saw a video explaining why putting a key between each finger is more likely to hurt you than them (the keys will just get pushed back into your knuckles). A better way to hold them is to get your longest key and just clench your hand around it, like you’re making a fist. That’ll give you a lot more force and means you can use them in more scenarios (if someone grabs you from behind, you can use the key this way)

[aliceaddellheidde]

Not only for girls and women but also for boys and men.

[youre-deadangel-deactivated2024]

i feel obligated to reblog this.

[notaserialkiller-deactivated202]

I hate that we need these things, but this is so so so important, it can literally save someone’s life

[insertchaoticenbyname]

How to tell if your drink has been spiked:

1. The colour of it has changed

2. It’s become cloudy-looking

3. There more bubbles in it than should be

4. The ice in it sinks

If you are being followed, go to somewhere with high security like a jewellery store or a bar, if you can, and say what’s happening (the jewellery store and bar are best shots because they’re the most likely ones to believe you, the bar for obvious reasons and the jewellery store because there’s not likely to be a huge presence of toxic masculinity so you’ll be believed)

[daydreaming-reader]

I hate it so much that i have to reblog this and that we still need this, but it’s so important!! Please everyone (yes also boys/men/enbys/genderfluids/everyone) stay safe out there!!

[wafflesandschemingfaces]

but I was never taught these things.

The first time I was groped, I was 10 years old. Do you feel sick yet? 10 years. What kind of fucker gropes a 10 y/o?

All I have learnt is to use my elbow or knee or fist or just duck and avoid contact. This post helped a lot, thanks.

[naz-yalensky]

It was the english teacher at my old school tho I did broke his nose and stabbed his stomach with a pen so

Also carry pointie / sharp or that which has a edge, it helps a lot, yk, just stab

[poly-mechanisms]

-if you’re walking alone w/ headphones in, either have one earbud out at all times or have the music/podcast/audiobook/whatever you’re listening to on low and always listen for footsteps or other noises coming from behind you

-If there is a strange looking man in front of your building who doesn’t live there, walk around the block until he leaves so he can’t figure out that you live there and so he can’t kidnap you

-if a man is groping you against your will, go for the balls. always go for the balls. It’ll 1) hurt like hell, and 2) shock him to the point where you can probably run away and get help.

- carry pepper spray or some other type of weapon

[maribridgerton-deactivated20250]

As this site is full of readers,

1: if you’re reading a book with a large number of pages, you know, those BIG ONES, or with the hard cover, don’t leave it at home and never bring outside. I’m not saying to bring it everywhere, but if you are going to any possible dangerous places alone, bring them, in a purse or even by hand (to show it to everyone). Believe me, if you hit someone with it, it will hurt them!!

2: hairspray works just like pepper spray

3: if your being attacked, and you don’t have any pointed objects, neither training, put your fingers on the predators eyes and press it. With all your strength, it will leave them blind or disabled. Use it only if your life is in risk!

4:

5: the iPhones have a great setting that if you press it will call police, send them photos of your back and front cameras and send a message to the contacts you select saying your in danger; press 5times the “turn off” button and it will appear -sometimes you have to activate it before-

6:

I’m so happy to share these tips.

Don’t ignore pls it might save your of someone else’s life

[wildscepterfortune-deactivated2]

It’s easier for someone to grab you if your wearing your hair up like in a ponytail or a bun.

Stay safe girls

[overflowingfandomslmao]

Stay safe, everybody! The world’s a weird and dangerous place so the best thing y’all can do is be weird and dangerous right back!

My biggest piece of advice is to have someone u can text or call immediately, who u can pretend is a parent or smth similar, and find the ppl in the area that’ll help

It’s not super common, but plenty of local places I’ve been to have signs in the bathrooms that tell u wat to do/“order” if ur in danger

So keep alert!! Luv yalll

[goldenbunny30]

I’m pretty sure that you can use spray handsanizer in place of pepperspray

[ultimate-mario-hater]

Something of the nature almost took place while shopping with my friends. A creepy old guy was peeking around the woman’s restroom. Thankfully I convinced my mom to come with me while I was in there. Her and another woman called the guy out and he ran off. My mother stood with me outside the stall until I was done and we left. Thankfully we didn’t see him again.

Reminder, this can happen to anyone, boys or girls.

This was scary for me because believe it or not, I’m biologically a female. I didn’t see the guy myself. But to this day I still am thinking what would’ve happened if I didn’t trust my gut.

Please reblog and stay safe. It’s better to be safe than sorry.

[hotelmario-mario]

Huh-haa! Here's the problem, too many TWO's!

Y'know what they say!

All

TWO's

Two

TWO'S-

That sounded alot funnier in my head...

[ultimate-mario-hater]

Burn him at the stake that was not funny at all.

[hotelmario-mario]

Does it HAVE to be burnin'?...

[ultimate-mario-hater]

Depends. Would you like something worse or would you like to burn? Either works for me, as long as I get the joy of seeing YOU in agony.

[camotheboss]

Put him in the meat grinder.

[ultimate-mario-hater]

GREAT IDEA! Why didn’t I think of that!

You hear that? You’re going in the grinder now!

[hotelmario-mario]

Listen here, greenbean, I ain't dying for the second time in the past 5 days. If ya wanna get rid of me, then-

Alright, hands off my brother, you withered corpse of a Luigi...

Oh come on Lu, I was just about to beat the hell outta him...

[ultimate-mario-hater]

WH-??? NO! THIS WAS BETWEEN ME AND HIM! YOU CANT JUST WALTZ ON IN HERE LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE!!

What’re you doing…

WAIT! STOP!! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! YOU CAN’T-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH! FUCK NOT AGAIN!

[hotelmario-mario]

Huh-haa! Here's the problem, too many TWO's!

Y'know what they say!

All

TWO's

Two

TWO'S-

That sounded alot funnier in my head...

[ultimate-mario-hater]

Burn him at the stake that was not funny at all.

[hotelmario-mario]

Does it HAVE to be burnin'?...

[ultimate-mario-hater]

Depends. Would you like something worse or would you like to burn? Either works for me, as long as I get the joy of seeing YOU in agony.

[camotheboss]

Put him in the meat grinder.

[ultimate-mario-hater]

GREAT IDEA! Why didn’t I think of that!

You hear that? You’re going in the grinder now!

[hotelmario-mario]

Huh-haa! Here's the problem, too many TWO's!

Y'know what they say!

All

TWO's

Two

TWO'S-

That sounded alot funnier in my head...

[ultimate-mario-hater]

Burn him at the stake that was not funny at all.

[hotelmario-mario]

Does it HAVE to be burnin'?...

[ultimate-mario-hater]

Depends. Would you like something worse or would you like to burn? Either works for me, as long as I get the joy of seeing YOU in agony.

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[ultimate-mario-hater]

I FUCKIN’ HATE INSECTS NO?

[hotelmario-mario]

Huh-haa! Here's the problem, too many TWO's!

Y'know what they say!

All

TWO's

Two

TWO'S-

That sounded alot funnier in my head...

[ultimate-mario-hater]

Burn him at the stake that was not funny at all.

[smo-wedding-mario]

Addressing the allegations

HA HA

[beam-mage-skc]

I cant belive youve done this

[sm64waluigi]

ALRIGHT CAN WE KILL THIS GUY

[hotelmario-mario]

I'm up for some casual murder!

[victim-number-1]

He’s a Mario, so I’m down.

[ultimate-mario-hater]

Agreed.

How rude of you guys to leave me out of this.

[hotelmario-mario]

Welp, it's March now. Can't wait for the 10th...

...y'know, speakin' of which. @mario-bounty-hunter, what's...uh...your plan, for Mario Day exactly?

[ultimate-mario-hater]

You don't need to be a genius to think of the answer to that question.

Obviously there is going to be a goddamn massacre taking place, and it's going to be the cause of his hands. I'm placing bets right now. And if I'm wrong............. I won't be wrong.

[hotelmario-mario]

Well in that case, I'll be stayin' over here.

...then again, Bounty Hunter's bein' real vague about if I'm safe or not, so...

[marioismissing-weegee]

doesnt matter what they say if ANYONE'S gonna put u down itll be ME

[hotelmario-mario]

And yet ya haven't yet.

[mario-bounty-hunter]

Why the HELL would we go after Mario’s on the day that they’re at their strongest? We’re not suicidal

[hotelmario-mario]

Hey, don't blame me for wonderin' what the MARIO Bounty Hunter's gonna do on MARIO Day.

[mario-bounty-hunter]

…okay, that’s fair. But generally if someone has a day of themself, that’s the day they’ll be at their strongest

[ultimate-mario-hater]

If you’re not willing to play ‘fuck out and find out’ then hand over the weapons to me! I’ll willingly get my ass dunked in lava five times over if it means getting the chance to blow ANY Mario to smithereens!

[ultimate-mario-hater]

Luigifuckinggaming……

[hotelmario-mario]

Welp, it's March now. Can't wait for the 10th...

...y'know, speakin' of which. @mario-bounty-hunter, what's...uh...your plan, for Mario Day exactly?

[ultimate-mario-hater]

You don't need to be a genius to think of the answer to that question.

Obviously there is going to be a goddamn massacre taking place, and it's going to be the cause of his hands. I'm placing bets right now. And if I'm wrong............. I won't be wrong.