Ultimate Haiku

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Yes, I have a beard Yes, I have tattoos as well Don’t fetishize me

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Hi, my name is Jake Don’t like craft beer or whisky Def won’t like your dog

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420 friendly For some reason height matters I’ll never get this

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Revolving Golf-Gate  what kind of old invest-man  wouldn't deserve it? 

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Stinkweeds are a'bloom  walk on past the Meadow's Mill  Spring is a Dark Reign 

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Laughing gasoline  I'm pleased with how your soul feels  When it's not alive 

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highlighter colors  couldn't choose, took all of them  all 16 sharpies 

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hibernation squad  we hide and die together  needn't the cows' milk 

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just because a word  represents what you believe  it's soft marketing 

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keep referencing  "the respect that you deserve"  as if we agree 

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Nicotine Cupcakes  We surprised the whole party  By making them vom 

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Military Wives  Big Gigantic Cult Séance  Facebook DVD

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opportunity  take it to the next level  both hands made of knives 

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Graduation day  No one's proud of a turtle  Not even his dad 

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mischief arises  makes himself a glass of toast  hops in the shower 

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can i start a tab?  i want a rum and diet  because i'm a slut 

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spark that never dies  just becomes a raging fire  420 blaze it