Ulti

He/She/They

[petitbutcher]

julian alfred pankratz, viscount de lettenhove, bard and professional damsel in distress 💅🏻

[spielzeugkaiser]

~ POSTCARD GIVEAWAY ~

As promised, here is the post with the freebies! If you want any of these, put the numbers in a reblog, reply, ask, whatever! :) I'll raffle who gets which if there is more than one person for the same postcard. I'll draw the winners tomorrow, so I'll keep that up for roughly 24 hours.

[ultinerdd]

Wow these are all so great!!!! Gotta admit 3 & 5 gotta be my faves tho love me some jaskier and yennifer <3 <3

[ultinerdd]

[the-meme-monarch]

happy hallowing you can take TWO pieces

[lynxindisguise]

[avalonjoan]

hey now...

[tundrakatiebean]

[thebibliosphere]

Couldn't have nailed me any harder to the floor if you had a fucking hammer.

[rebrandedbard]

[ultinerdd]

Is there such a thing as too called out?

[daughter-of-sapph0]

gay PRIDE

gender ENVY

what's next, lesbian LUST?!

[cyber-x-life]

[solobagginses]

BISEXUAL WRATH

[thewritingrealm]

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

[ultinerdd]

An what if I said no...

[ultinerdd]

I am Elon Musk

[ultinerdd]

Yes

[valtsv]

is that a gun in your pocket or did your dick just shoot me 12 times in the chest

[valtsv]

is that a knife in your pocket or did your dick just fucking bite me

[the-haiku-bot]

is that a knife in

your pocket or did your dick

just fucking bite me

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kasewichser]

it took us a hot minute but the badges are done. reblog to receive your badge

[penny-anna]

ok if we’re going to baselessly speculate about why Hcav is leaving the Witcher let’s at least get creative with it

- had a torrid love affair with another cast member (not saying which one) and now that they’ve broken up working together is just kind of awkward

- he saw how he looked in the contacts in s2 and was so embarrassed he had to quit

- fired for stealing swords from the set

- sudden onset debilitating fear of horses

- he mixed up the silver and the steel swords one (1) time and couldn’t live with the shame

- they made him take his shirt off too much

- they wouldn’t let him take his shirt off enough

- he went Full Method and realised Geralt of Rivia would never agree to star in a show about his own life

- the other cast members voted him out of the polycule

[scallopsandmash-deactivated2023]

Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

An Update:

Also, happy Antifa mob anniversary

[thegaygreasyboi]

How to draw: Not white characters

How to draw a Black person

How to colour Black people skin tones

How to draw dreadlocks

How to draw African hair

How to draw curly hair

How to draw braids

How to draw braids part 2

How to draw cornrows

How to draw Bantu knots

How to draw two strand twists

How to draw an Asian person

How to colour darker skin tones with alcohol markers

How to draw hijabs/traditional Muslim hair coverings

How to draw a hijabi girl

All links and art provided by @ itsajart on TikTok

Before you go “mY aRt sTyLe iS dIfFrEnT tHoUgH” you can moderate it and play around with your style to get it to fit.

[perpetualhearts]

also some tumblr/instagram posts, if it’s okay to add:

drawing black people (instagram--the rest are tumblr posts)- color, naturally kinky/curly hair, protective hairstyles

more tips on drawing black hair

drawing mixed people 

drawing asian people (goes over east, southeast, south asians--LOTS of good resources and tips in the notes from my knowledge)

drawing east asian people

drawing north american indigenous people (no images, just a textpost, but by an inupiaq person)

[oursaviorkellinquinn-deactivate]

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

[gothbf-exe]

if Geralt and Jaskier had a baby

send tweet

[enby-life]

Things about top surgery that I wasn’t aware of going in:

They’ll probably put a breathing tube down your throat after you’re knocked out. You’ll wake up and your throat will hurt (sort of like strep) for a few days after

You need to wear compression tights for a week or two after surgery, they’ll provide them. This is to prevent blood clots since you won’t be moving around a lot

The IV goes in your hand??? They’ll probably numb you first, which is good. But as someone who’s incredibly uncomfortable with medical needles, seeing a needle in my hand was weird

The surgeon will come in before the operation to draw on your chest. They’ll also ask what size you want your nipples to be. You need to tell the surgeon what size you want your nipples to be, don’t be afraid to be specific. These are your nipples.

Anesthesia/surgery will make you EXHAUSTED afterwards. Like “falling asleep if you’re sitting down for more than a few minutes” exhausted

The tightness of the bandage will probably cause most of the pain. Don’t mess with it, the nurse will fix it during the post-op

You will be PARCHED afterwards. You’re going to be IMMENSELY thirsty, drink LOTS of water. I found that sprite is good too, but you’ll want so much water