*Unhinged Screeching*

//Samdy// I like birds // some 18+ content //icon: brothebro

[annabelle--cane]

saw someone be wrong about a tv show in a social media post and I'm being so brave about it

[wizardarchetypes]

[chimaerakitten]

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

[sleepygayart]

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[ashstfu]

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[acidtheater]

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

[thefloatingstone]

One day I'm gonna get old enough where people think I am so out of touch because of my age. Not knowing that at no point in my life did I ever know what the current popular thing was and have always been clueless.

[apolladay]

Have you ever been to a celebrity's grave?

yes

no

Remaining time: 1 day 6 hours

Define celebrity however you'd like.

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[tawnyisacolor]

i wasn’t meant for a 9 to 5 i was meant to be a menace and a burden

[biodegrade]

if u addicted to your feed u might b a chicken .

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[sqrt-73]

screw ray bradburys 6 word poem. here’s my 2 word one:

Keep reading

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[crabussy]

crying tears of joy over this photo

[birds-in-posts]

Kākāpō (Strigops habroptilus)

[crabussy]

every time I share a photo of a kākāpō and someone goes "lol it's sirocco the one who shagged a man's head" I get so irritated because there's more than one kākāpō on earth but. after much digging. no this is literally sirocco. this IS in fact and undoubtedly the parrot that shagged some dude's head. happy birthday you crazy bachelor

[aueua]

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?