*Unhinged Screeching*

//Samdy// I like birds // some 18+ content //icon: brothebro

[wovi]

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the ladies’ home journal, sept 1948

[northirish]

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

[tonguethief]

Sniff my hand, sweet bwa bwaa.... You will be safe with me

[amnesiaguy]

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

[varijacija]

[creekfiend]

CSF leak week info from the Ehler-Danlos Society FB page ✨

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

@/teaboot

[teaboot]

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[en-tailsgaythings]

y'all need to watch this this pride month

[youre-only-gay-once]

since tumblr wants to be all fancy changey, heres my idea for some new ui functions.

peace dove: let's you request permission to reblog from an op who's blocked you. if the request is denied the dove explodes like that one baseball gif i'm gonna gank you: let's you tell op they pissed you off and you're blocking them

the new pdf: let's op know you think their post is one of the things that makes tumblr the new pdf

rare tumblr w: sends you to the wikipedia page for the topic of a post so you don't act a fool in the comments not knowing better

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[ozth]

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

[ozth]

I woke up in the morning and everything was different

[ecstasydemon]

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

[brothebro]

So yeah! The commissions are open !

Something i didnt add is that complex backgrounds are 30 euros more due to the time needed to draw and render them.

Prices are valid for all summer and turnaround is 10 to 15 business days :D

I accept Paypal, ko-fi and bank transfer! Though tbh the easiest method for everyone involved is and will be ko-fi 💙 payment is up front 💙

(ko-fi link in comments)

Hmmmm what else…. In the price 1 small revision is included. If you want more revisions it’s 5 euros per revision.

How it will go:

Before you pay: let’s talk if I can and will take the request. If we agree on the request, payment will be made and we can start.

Upon starting the commission we will talk and figure out exactly what you want drawn, i will provide early sketches so we can agree on a composition and then we will go forward. I want you to love what you will get so I’m very open to hearing your thoughts throughout.

For any inquiries, message me here on tumblr, ko-fi or via email on brothebro.art(at)gmail(dot)com

Disclaimers:

I have the right to refuse a request if I don’t have time, feel uncomfortable in any way regarding it or for non disclosed reasons. I am a real human being with feelings and a life not a machine. In case payment has been made before I accept the commission I will provide refund if I cancel it.

Bonus pin up examples under the cut:

[beksting]

can you tell that this gay alcoholic bitch is The Grand Magister of Silvermoon City

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[diablo-sera-tops]

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

[teaboot]

Highly unlikely to be of use but I want a card I can carry in my wallet that says “If I Die First In A Traumatic Survival Scenario I Want You To Know I’m Okay With You Cannibalizing Me, It’s Fine, Don’t Be Weird And Guilty About it”. And then on the back there could be like. A list of recipes n shit

[teaboot]

To be clear, I don’t WANT to be cannibalized. It’s not my personal preference. It’s just that if I beef it out in the open somewhere and some poor starving fuck has to have a crisis of ethics over using the protein or dying in a hole, I’d want to some way to let them know my dead ass is rooting for them