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HALLOO My name is Audra! Here is the realm of all things Audra. My art, my cute clothes, my thinks, and whatever else is hip hap hoppening!! Feel free to give me a ring ring I love answering questions and giving long winded advice!! Fashion My...

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[ultrahappyalarm]

ME NOW I AM CRYIN THO

[ultrahappyalarm]

all of these anons hating on you really piss me off. honey you are such a precious, amazing, gorgeous girl and i appreciate everything you do :3 i think you're so fucking amazing and i just wanna cuddle you n give you the world!! much wuv from a spooper special anon!!!!! ~ <3

uwu thank you spooper special anon I’ve been saving this and keeping it close to my heart but just in case you are still around I wanted to say, thank you!! 

[messyhot]

MessyHot will be doing a live performance at RedNose Rampage. Please come out and see our models do a live performance getting messy for your enjoyment!  We will be in downtown Phoenix friday Nov 3. Check out the link for more information on location etc.  Performers will be Audra, Harley Greens, and Orian!  This will also be live-streamed via youtube and twitter! http://youtube.com/c/messyhot and http://twitter.com/messyhot are the urls!

[trinitymay33]

My photographer Clix from @messyhot is doing a live show downtown on Friday Nov 3. If you’re in Phoenix you should totally go watch my friends get messy with him!  

[ultrahappyalarm]

And your name, ultra happy alarm is sooo lame. You are lame. What idiot calls themselves that?? Someone who is not cool at all

Finally someone said it thank you. idk how so many people are completely deluded into thinking I’m cool. Its not even what I’m going for!

[ultrahappyalarm]

You are disgusting. I feel sorry for you. Looser!

If I had an amazon wish list I’d put ivory soap on it and link it to you right here right now. No need to feel sorry for me just buy me soap yeesh

[did-you-know]

Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs - so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source

[bogleech]

This has blown my mind for years. It’s so unreal. It’s almost the same exact reason humans and cats started living together.

Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad.

[sir-p-audax]

This is legit, guys. And I’m excited about it.

[fedoraspooky]

Someone needs to draw a tarantula person with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this be a thing.

[rapid-artwork]

How is this?

[nightkunoichi-deactivated202111]

This entire post is magic.  And that is so cool how the Tarantula will protect the frog.  :3

[grief-seed]

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fanart of @ultrahappyalarm yaaaaa

[ultrahappyalarm]

Mewp!!

[ultrahappyalarm]

how do i be cute and pretty like you? sorry if this is stupid I'm drunk i saw you on the doll life and you're gorgeous. I'm so jealous. I've had a binge eating disorder for almost 4 years now and I've gained so much weight. you're so lovely

You are so sweet and I’m sure you are very beautiful in every way that matters. If you had asked this not on anon I could have answered this privately….

Please get help for your situation if you haven’t already. Whats important is that you are healthy and health looks different for everyone.

Please don’t compare yourself to me. I lost too much weight from the stress of being in an abusive relationship and I absolutely hate it. I have to gain back all the muscle I lost. I already struggle to keep my weight steady. I know everyone says that they wish they had this problem and in a lot of ways I am lucky but I still deal with my own shit. I can’t afford to eat as much as I need to (I can’t get above 90lbs unless I eat over 2000 calories a day. I have to count calories to make sure I DON’T lose weight) and my foodstamps always get canceled because I can’t get my mail or get to the office for the semi-annual check ins because my life is just insane.

I don’t think I am very pretty or at least not especially pretty. More often than not no one likes me who hasn’t met me or talked to me and I can tell they think “why her”… my looks are pretty average. I dont think about how i look. It’s not a part of my personality and unless I’m working I completely ignore it mostly. Make up is just another artistic medium to explore for me and I find it interesting but before I realized this I thought it was a complete waste of time. If I’m not working or some event where it’s fun to dress up I keep it super casual…. even when my skin was awful I didn’t bother to wear make up and I hate shaving… the less maintenance the better imo.

I haven’t always had cute clothes and lots of makeup. I am a freak who learned how to clean up decently. Dressing up and fashion is just fantastic to me. In highschool I was gross looking and did stupid stuff (cut and bleached my own hair…. and the DUMB CRAP I WORE BECAUSE I WANTED TO WEAR SOMETHING FUN BUT DIDNT HAVE ANY OPTIONS) but I didn’t care about how I looked and I was loud and obnoxious and didn’t let any of that stuff hold me back from doing what I liked cuz you should always just have fun no matter what dude!! What do you think being pretty will get you? People started thinking I was pretty and now they try to use me, or shallow people try to own me, or jealous people try to ruin me.

I like creating art and meeting passionate and professional people. Opportunities come to me and I have never learned to say no even when I need to. But, my life is nothing like I imagined when I was younger. I’m not even really successful or really famous and already I’m over it all. I just want to have fun. I’d rather not be pretty so that if someone liked me it was for who I am. Not how I look.

But my advice to feeling better in your own skin is to take care of it. Literally! Find a skincare routine that works for you and moisturize. Do cardio for your heart. Eat vegetables. Drink water. Take vitamins. Do stuff because it makes you happy and wear your smile with out holding back.

[ultrahappyalarm]

Did they not talk about your spank porn on Doll Life because it's too explicit for tv? DollDelight talked about how they didn't want to be associated with pedos in season 1, but that Girl Scout spank stuff you did was waaaay worse than the "pedo" photographer. This goes so much deeper than "cake porn."

The characters I play for my friends spanking website are always over 18 (hello, I was a SCOUT LEADER) and i just get spanked. It is fun for me. It is a hobby. First of all, who are you because I literally tell no one about this because it's no one's business but mine. I am not trying to ever put this stuff in anyone's face. I don't want to bother people who aren't interested. If you actually cared about kids or the fashion community why are you bringing this up? Because no one would be bothered if jealous cunts got their own lives and let me live mine.

[ultrahappyalarm]

I aspire to be as confident as you with everything you wear and how amazing you look one day, honestly. I see you on Instagram at Fickle Wish and I wish I lived closer that I could just take a bus there but I live two hours away aaaaa

You are so precious!! I hope you can come visit more often especially for the fun monthly events we like to do!! As for my style... I dunno if you follow my personal instagram or anything but I've been posting some hilariously awful pics of me from highschool. I wasn't always half decent at make up and I didn't always have the money to make or buy cute things and living in Kansas the thrift stores weren't nearly as accomedating. I've always loved fashion and wanted to design outfits for video game characters. If you love something do it anyway regardless of what it looks like!! :P

[ultrahappyalarm]

Draw’d my pal for an art trade OwO

[ultrahappyalarm]

LEARNING. STUDY. GO. 

[ultrahappyalarm]

[bromine-uvula]

You can tell a lot about a person from their music. Hit shuffle on your iPod, MP3 player, iTunes, etc. and put the first 10 songs! One rule, no skipping!

Tag 10 people and pass it on!

Sure what the hell…

1) The Main Titles from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory- Danny Elfman

2) Syphilis & Disorder- Sschwarz Stein

3) Club-to-Death Angel Dokuro-chan -Saeko Chiba

4) Wat Pomp (Ft. Jack Parrow)- Die Antwoord

5) Sun in My Mouth- Bjork

6) Sera Stars- Sailor Moon Animation

7) Back to Detroit- Nikki Corvette

8) Man Reasearch (Clapper)- Gorillaz

9) Baroque- Malice Mizer

10) #1 Crush- Garbage

phew! Nothing too embarassing.. I like to listen to cheesy anime music in spring, since it reminds me of anime north :x Idk if u don’t wanna participate, but if ur bored do the same! :D

@cadney  @lovelylor @albinwonderland @babybitchbutterfly @courtneyact @jennkitty @yepperoni @ultrahappyalarm @infernalorchestrina @pastelbat

thanx for tagging me @jer-tan

[ultrahappyalarm]

Welllllll the only music I have on my computer is Nujabes I don’t have an MP3 player for now and just listen to other stuff on youtube so I can’t play this game ;-; It would be so fun though!! Maybe I should rip my CDs

[ultrahappyalarm]

Claudia took some gifs of us I didn’t even knoooooww!! <3 Thank you so much I love them!!!

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@ultrahappyalarm is the cutest

[ultrahappyalarm]

I LOVE THIS PHOTO AND I LOVE MABEL!!!!