Lemonyte / Samuel

He/they Mostly Ranger's Apprentice My Fiverr: http://www.fiverr.com/s/jjEdQVL

[ultramier]

Help Crowley, my fuckass apprentice thinks I know how to kill a Kalkara

[panulyx]

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

[ultramier]

Serious talk, if you want to build muscle/get in shape/exercise for fun/get healthy, I really recommend swimming. Because it puts little to no stress on your joints it’s something you can fuck around with without completely screwing your knees etcetera.

This literally saved me when I was a kid, I used to play hockey but my legs would hurt so bad that I sometimes wouldn’t be able to walk. Then I started competitive swimming and eventually waterpolo and all my problems melted away.

I do realize that swimming is not the most cost efficient way of exercising, but most pools (where I’m from at least) offer some kind of membership for cheap, especially if you’re a student.

Also for any people with body image issues: Same! I’m a trans person and I really struggle, but something I’ve learned from being in and around pools for years of my life is that nobody gives a shit. So many people with so many body types squeezed into the least flattering clothes ever will desensitize even the most bigoted of middle aged women and college boys.

[jennplanet]

[homunculus-argument]

My rule of thumb with cooking and picky eaters is that I'm fine with people being picky, but I'm not ok with people lying about it. So if you've got a long list of things you can't or won't eat, give me the list, and I'm fine with cooking by it. Like literally just write a google docs with all your Yucky Ingredients on it and I can find a way to cook with whatever's left that isn't on the list.

But if you go "no I'm fine with anything it's ok I'll eat it :)" when I ask you what you will and won't eat, and once the food is on the table then you go "ew yuck it has Bad Ingredient, I can't eat this :(" I'm going to beat you with a frying pan.

[ultramier]

The amount of times this has happened to me as someone who loves to cook for other people is staggering. JUST TELL ME.

[callizinc]

Drawing a character who's injured and adding spatters and drops and pools of blood without knowing or caring about how all that blood possibly got in those places or even happened in the first place

[kanohirren]

I decided to try turning Ranger's Apprentice into a manga. Chapter 1

[despazito]

love my pumpkin

[despazito]

violence my pumpkin

[ultramier]

[catchymemes]

[ultramier]

Should I draw Cralt as them for a halloween themed thingy?

[your-shining-light]

Ranger Gathering 2025 - Day 21: Melody

Songs I associate with Ranger's apprentice

I literally have an entire playlist dedicated to RA, and I've been wanting to share some of the songs on there with you guys for a while now, and what better time than for the prompt melody?

Archers by The Ballroom Thieves: this is the kind of song that Berrigan & Will would play around the campfire

Take Me Back to the Woods by Ian Fontova: same vibe as the previous song

Family Line by Conan Gray: this one is so O’Carrick family coded and so heartbreaking to listen to when you imagine it from Halt’s perspective

How Do I Say Goodbye by Dean Lewis and In Case You Don’t Live Forever by Ben Platt: Will & Halt during the events of Halt’s peril. Tears. Every time.

Start a War by Klergy and Valerie Broussard: idk this just feels very tey rangers coded

Will I Find My Home by Juniper Vale and Vian Izak: very Will & Halt, and Halt & Pritchard coded

Wolves of the Revolution by The Arcadian Wild: one of my favourite songs ever, and very tey coded

Are You Listening? by Lydia the Bard: this is Halt to his parents, also: Lydia the Bard is an amazing songwriter and you should go and check out her songs!

Set in Stone by Lilith Max: again, very tey coded & perfect battle song

Broken Crown by Mumford & Sons: this is very Halt & Ferris coded, and to whoever first suggested this song here on Tumblr for them, I thank you very much, cause this song is so great oh my lord

Also, I'd love to hear your favourite RA-coded songs!

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[ragingadhd]

How much fucking money was Will Treaty making in order to always carry an assortment of spices while campaigning. In the medieval period

[iceagebaby]

1 - Adoption

"no Crowley, I did not kidnap a child" older piece i drew for my modern au, before I even started writing anything

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

crowley: hey! [pulls halt into a friendly hug]

halt: unhand me, fiend.

[shirahoshiumi]

First explorations for Crowley!

\ I love to think that he grew his mustache over the very many years bcs its funny and Halt said he looks ridiculous- and now keeps it bcs hes grown fond of it

\\ also i think that instead of him doing like traditional workouts for keeping in shape like other rangers he trains with the soldiers as a way to keep up his health so hes bulkier than other rangers, but less agile bcs of his routine. And bcs it contrasts nicely with Halt

[ultramier]

Late night cups of coffee:)

I personally headcanon that Crowley stays over at Halt’s cabin to get away from the bustle of the castle every once in a while. He does of course have to take his work with him, because there’s always more paperwork to do. When it gets late, Halt brings him a cup of coffee. Like a little “I know you’re working hard and stuff, but I’m thinking about you!”. I don’t know, I just think it’s sweet.

[ultramier]

Oh, I have an idea for some Crowley/ Halt angsty drawings!!

Crowley- I think something about him being stuck in his office with work, while everyone eles are living their lives, adopting kids- I mean getting apperentices, getting married. (Totally not reffering to something), like I think something about bird in golden Cage, bcz "it's a safe work right? He doesn't have anything to complain about! He doesn't go to aby dangerous situations, he don't need to worry about anything. He's safe. Great life." Maybe if you will know how, something with forget-me-nots (they remind me him a lot.)

Halt- I think just Halt and his "I can't tell anyone about my past, no one will understand, how will I explain why I didn't say earlier? No one can know." Paranoia.

If you wanna something funny, I bet you to draw Will on his emo phase with "that's not a phase". Extra pointa if he will sit on that alfa male "no one understand me" pose if you know what I mean.

Oh I love these, and I might be just about to post something related to that Crowley idea. Like right now. ;D