Praise the booty @um-bro-blog - Tumblr Blog

But tumblr updates have been so shitty i am debating wherether i should start anew

ill decide in the mornin

Holy hell i have been dead, i should just delete this whole account.

i mean nobody even renembers this trashblog exists so

Have you done your homework yet?

If you’re overwhelmed, try the 20-10 rule! Work for 20 minutes, take a 10 minute break, then repeat until you’re all finished!

kyon

trying to watch a new anime like

gimmeblood

cloudfreed:

voicesofchaos:

hopeandalexander:

barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:

hotcoldcoffee:

gentlemanbones:

lazydaybear:

chineseshell:

wulphire:

kaibas-pants:

somethingraptored:

Describe your sex life with the name of a Yugioh card.

i lost it at Soul Absorbing Bone Tower

rumwik

What would happen if diglett could inherit some new and exciting traits? Well, here is my guess!

ethereal-business-cabaret

mslorelei

Clippy, the animated assistant in Word, is well known as one of the most hated software features ever released. Now we know why Microsoft released it – because the male engineers didn’t listen to female user feedback. “Even Early Focus Groups Hated Clippy. Women told Microsoft the animated paper clip was leering at them. The software company didn’t listen.”

ethereal-business-cabaret

OMFG CLIPPY WAS DESIGNED AS THE ORIGINAL MANSPLAINER THIS MAKES THIS MEME EVEN BETTER

pungent-petrichor

Baaaaahahahahahahahaaaa

poyzn

asian

i didn’t come on tumblr to cry but here i am a grown ass man tearing up at 2am

moringmark

Headcanon:

Stanley did some porn back in the 70’s because he desperately needed money.

yourallaroundnerd

I am going to die

maswartz

mysticwiki

This is the money cat, reblog in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!

oe9

I GOT A RAISE THANKS MONEY CAT

verbsnouns

i forgot i reblogged this and it was over 24 hrs ago i think but i sold something on ebay today so thanks money cat :~)

bexlizard-deactivated20160305

I reblogged another money cat and just got a letter from my old employer offering me dispersal of my profit sharing account. I haven’t worked for them for years.

snooze666

consider this: don’t shit on things people like unless it’s

illegal

morally wrong

league of legends

gentlemanbones

Why would you list League of Legends three times?

kingslacky

Lets have some fun. I have made a simple template. RULES: There are no rules. Butcher the fuck out of it and explain how you protect yourself. You can change the enemy, the victim, the weapon, literally anything. Use photoshop or whatever you want to butcher the living shit out of this template.

kingslacky

What I’ve found.