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@uma-delmar
jungleboyblake:
Who got rid of public hangings and why? I feel like it must have been so cool in the good old days to see people getting saved by throwing swords and bow and arrows slicing through nooses and stuff.
You do realize that was only if the people who tried to saved them got there on time, right?
text 🏴☠️ open
Uma: i can't be the only one bothered by the people who want to dress like pirates for halloween.
TEXT 🥂 CHUMA
Chad: I'll make sure to tell my assistant to clear out my contacts tomorrow then.
Chad: Not really! Your mom was an octopus and you're not, or at least you don't look like one, so I don't know what you can or can't eat!
Uma: you seriously have an "assistant" to help you with your phone? damn dude that's weak. you don't think they'll try get into your phone for over reasons?
Uma: I'm a person of the sea, no I'm not eating sushi. only if i have no other options
TEXT 🥂 CHUMA
Chad: I'm not even sure why your number's in my phone.
Chad: It's the... asking kind of question? I don't know what the rules are for half-octopus people! It was kind of considerate, if you think about it.
Uma: 🙄 you can delete my number whenever you like, i'll be glad to do the same.
Uma: it was a stupid question.
TEXT 🥂 CHUMA
Chad: No, it isn't you, it will NEVER be you. Darn phone sending things to entirely the wrong people. Maybe I should just get a new phone, it's getting me in trouble lately.
Chad: Can you even eat calamari? Or is that like... barbaric coming from you?
Uma: I should've had your number blocked.
Uma: NO, I don't eat sushi, what kind of question is that.
TEXT 🥂 CHUMA
Chad: You, me, some caviar and some wine -- you in?
Uma: who the hell do you think you're talking to because I know it isn't me.
text 📲 huma
Harry: The night sky reminds me your eyes, because they sparkle like stars.
Harry: Also I'm alone on the beach on this beautiful night and that just seems wrong.
Uma: who ever told you to go out on the beach alone? i could've seen these stars with you
have you forgiven auradon for the treatment of your people yet?
forgive is a very strong word. i still have many feelings about it. mostly because not everyone is off the island yet.
honesty hour!
text 💬 buma
Ben: Well, yes... I'd do that.
Ben: But I was actually talking about buying a pallet's worth of them.
Uma: and by pallet you mean the warehouse sized pallets?
Uma: dude, you got a problem.
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Carlos: Would I be wrong in guessing that you're the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster? The oven works better for that kind of thing. Or the stove.
Carlos: Or even the air fryer...
Uma: how do you know it was even me?
Uma: doesn't that sound more like gil's speed?
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Ben: I am literally ashamed of what I would do for a Klondike bar...
Uma: Oh please, what is it like do an embarrassing dance in front of your whole kingdom?
text 💬 umarriet
uma: i caught him masturbating to the mario bros. theme song. I’m marrying him.
uma: murdering* him.
How do you feel about Mal?
We’re not besties, but I don’t hate @malbfaery or anything. I respect her and her crew.
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How do you feel about King Ben?
@ben-desrosiers is a good king. Not as wound up as I pictured he’d be. He’s definitely let a little loose over the years. I like that he’s letting the parents into Boredon even if it’s only 4 at a time and once every full moon.
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How do you feel about Harry?
Harry is my number one for a reason. He's my right hand and my partner for everything. A wild and loyal first mate. I definitely wouldn't be here without him.
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the classes at ASU
Education is important. The schools on the isle were kinda shit so it's good people get to go to ASU and become better people.
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Basket Number 29
A picnic basket is full of everything needed to make s'mores – graham crackers, marshmallows, chocolate bars, as well as sticks to stab the marshmallows with and a mini fire-put to burn them over! It also includes some liquor and a cocktail-making-kit, as well as two drinking glasses emblazoned with The Fire Place’s logo.
Basket Number 29 is open for bidding !!
Basket Number 29, submitted by @gunnarwestergaard , was won by @uma-delmar .
