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Introduction!

So I figured I should probably do some kind of introduction for this blog

Hi! I'm Charlie

My pronouns are he/it/crow

I'm an aroace autistic trans masc guy who probably has adhd as well ngl

I'm new to tumblr so I made this my side blog not realizing you can only make comments with your main blog so if I reply to comments I will show up under ghxstlyraccoon

This blog will be mainly Five and Klaus centric but I may occasionally share thoughts on the other characters

Also apologies in advance this blog may come across as a little dry because a lot of these are directly from my notes (yes I have notes lmao) and I have this naturally professional writing style that's hard to shake sometimes

I will take requests (and give credit of course) and my dms are open so feel free to message me

My hyperfixation is dying down so I will be posting less but I will still be active to respond to asks

My blog is a safe place for queer people, people of color, jewish people, disabled people, DID/OSDD systems, neurodivergent people, people who use xenogenders/neopronouns, muslims, therians/otherkin, etc.

And reminder just because Black History Month is over doesn't mean you should stop educating yourself or supporting Black creators/businesses

No hate is allowed here

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Don't know if your still taking requests but I need to tell someone this bc idk if it's been done before and I'm itching to tell somebody

I have a personal headcannon that grace actually let all of the hargreeves kids choose their own names instead of giving them names herself because their orignal mothers didn't even get time to name them, and Reginald just didn't care enough he only cared about the number. grace and pogo encouraging them as they grew up to choose the name THEY wanted to use for themselves Five simply choosing not to use one other then the number because he already felt comfortable with that and everyone being completely chill with viktor coming out because they already chose their own names anyway who cares if you changed it now can we get back to saving the world please (sorry if the point about viktor sounds odd I'm a trans guy but don't wanna offend anyone)

I think that's all I gotta say I can't think of anything else to add atm but thank you for reading this if you see it I appreciate people viewing my rambling)

Actually yeah! I have the same hc! Its just always made sense to me that they picked their own names bc otherwise Grace would have chosen a name for Five, Five just never found a name that felt right and then he was flung into an apocalypse where it didn't really matter anymore so by the time he was around people again he was just Five and he didn't feel like being anything else

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Hello everyone! Im officially opening commissioms! Please reach out if you're interested :]

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I'm actually so upset about s4 I-

Literally wtf

I am at a loss for words

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I have seen posts on Palestine get thousands on thousands of notes. If each person who engaged with them donated one dollar—literally just one; no more, no less—thousands of dollars would be raised to humanitarian aid in Gaza just like that. I understand there’s the whole bystander effect going on. People are probably like “Well there’s likely someone out there donating right now, so they can probably do without my one puny dollar” wrong. One dollar makes a huge difference. Any amount you can afford can make a huge difference.

I’m not going to say every single person on here can afford to give up a dollar, because that’s absolutely insensitive to people’s individual situations—but if you can, please donate. So many of us on here aren’t swimming in money, but we still make it a point to donate, regardless of how little or how big a sum it is. I promise it adds up.

The PCRF could use every last penny. Don’t be a bystander in a world of bystanders. It matters.

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how you can help palestine

*i regularly update this post with any new info i find so please always reblog the original post*

Donations

donations currently reaching gaza:

‼️ help buy e-sims for people in gaza

donate to get food packages to gaza - care for gaza

donate direct aid to gaza - ehab rida (longtime activist and volunteer, has been carrying out donations and humanitarian projects in gaza since 2021)

palestine children's relief fund

world food programme

aid to gaza - taawon/bank of palestine

medical aid for palestinians

help gaza’s children

urgent humanitarian aid to palestinians - anera

urgent support for medical professionals in gaza

donate to ahmed (@/90-ghost on tumblr)

he is born, raised and based in gaza. please help him reach his goal of $50K to get his family to safety across the rafah border into egypt. as of right now… it’s $7.5K per person to evacuate gaza.

help journalist yousef escape gaza to treat his cancer

help mohamed evacuate gaza to get treatment for himself and his daughter

support palestinians: buy a keffiyeh from the last and only factory in palestine - hirbawi

secondary donations:

emergency relief for gaza - pious projects

palestine red crescent society

save palestine - islamic relief canada

send medical supplies to gaza - palestinian american medical association

click to donate - arab.org

help bring down israel's weapon trade - palaction

donate for the recovery of hisham awartani

one of the three palestinian students shot by a racist in vermont for wearing kufiyas and speaking arabic. hisham’s injuries have left him paralysed from below the chest.

Petitions

‼️ urge icj to invite gazan journalists to testify

international cultural workers to strike from german cultural institutions for their complicity in oppressing palestinians and promoting genocide - strike germany

petition to investigate war crimes committed by israeli military

demand ceasefire - amnesty international

open call for immediate ceasefire

american government call for immediate ceasefire

american government to stop funding israeli military

ceasefire and increase humanitarian assistance - oxfam au

petition to get canva to address their pro-israel stance

invoke the genocide convention to call for ceasefire in gaza - world beyond war

suspend israel from international sports - diem25

UK to expel israeli ambassador - change.org

gaza healthcare workers for nobel peace prize - change.org

teachers around the world demand ceasefire - teachers for palestine

president whitten: reinstate samia halaby retrospective NOW - action network

location specific petitions

gaza call for lasting ceasefire - oxfam (UK)

end israeli occupation - parliament uk (UK)

email your MP - medical aid for palestine (UK)

protect gaza civilians - islamic relief (UK)

stop fuelling genocide - action network (USA)

@ biden: call for ceasefire now - move on (USA)

ceasefirenow.com - jewishvoiceofpeace (USA)

call congress and demand a ceasefire - uscpr (USA - they provide a script of what you should say, so don't worry about it)

note: you can call everyday. they tally the number of calls per issue. so more calls = higher chance for them to take action. p.s. you mainly go to voicemail so don’t worry about phone call anxiety. fight through it just this once please.

no forced displacement! - action network

australia call on israel to stop attacking palestinians - apan (AUS)

immediate ceasefire and increase in humanitarian aid in gaza - actionaid (AUS)

email your MPs - stand with palestine (AUS)

‼️ australian senate to investigate australian citizens in the IDF for war crimes allegations - fpm (AUS)

‼️ arms embargo on israel - cjpme (CANADA)

sign to send letter to MP for ceasefire - nccm (CANADA)

ceasefire now! - ijv (CANADA)

call on your local mayor and council to demand ceasefire - LeadNow (CANADA)

cessez-le-feu et un couloir humanitaire - le mouvement (FRANCE)

écrivez aux député-es et sénateurs-trices - association france palestine solidarité (FRANCE)

write to your député - assemblée nationale (FRANCE)

skydda civilbefolkningen i gaza! - mittskifte (SWEDEN)

singaporeans call for immediate ceasefire (SIN)

contact your elected reps and demand a ceasefire (GERMANY)

write to the EU demanding a ceasefire (EUROPE)

template of letters you can send (EU)

guide on how to contact your MPs in EU

p.s. if the template is outdated, just use it as a guide and add a few sentences here and there that reflect the current situation. i can’t find any recent templates so :/ at least this is something

multiple actions you can take to help palestine - plant een olifbloom (NETHERLANDS)

includes: links for donations, emails to MP, emails to media, links to petitions and demonstrations

den haag, maak nú werk van vrede in israël/Palestina - the right forum (NETHERLANDS)

māori call for palestine - ourActionStation (NZ)

special visa for palestinians in gaza with family in NZ - NZ parliament/pāremata aotearoa (NZ)

deem israeli actions as war crimes - NZ parliament/pāremata aotearoa (NZ)

basta ao genocídio em Gaza! - awaaz (BRAZIL)

globo e grande mídia, parem de desumanizar civis palestinos - the intercept (BRAZIL)

Campaigns

‼️ justice for palestine

reach out to countries to back up south africa’s invoke genocide convention at the ICJ

‼️ international criminal court

submit evidences of israeli war crimes

friends of al-aqsa

❥ UK-specific

urge your MP to speak up for palestine

hands off al-aqsa

stop administrative detention

petition for UK to stop arming israel

❥ International

boycott puma — email them to end their partnership with israel

boycott coca-cola

palestine action

join the resistance

islamic relief canada

urge your MP to rally for ceasefire

decolonise palestine

poster campaign to raise awareness on the war crimes being committed against palestinians

text/call campaign for people living in USA

text CEASEFIRE @ 51905 to call for a ceasefire

text RESIST @ 50409 to send a letter to your representatives to pass HR3103–a bill that prohibits tax dollars from going to israel

download 5Calls app to contact members of your congress | (more info)

fax campaign for people in the USA

go on this website to send 5 free faxes per day

here’s a link to a pre-written fax copy you can download to send (the first link on the linktree)

here’s a video that explains how to fax your senator (it’s very easy and all you need is a valid email address)

‼️ BDS movement

get involved in boycotting companies associated with israel

palestine diaspora network

global strike guide - join the global strike!

please let me know if you have any more links. i will add them in. and please reblog the original post!!

UPCOMING PROTESTS

PALESTINIAN LITERATURE READING LIST

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Do not support the Tumblr brand.

Tumblr has shown itself to be pro-Israel and has been spreading pro-Israel propaganda.

Some have been leaving this site altogether in light of this news, others have been minimizing their posting to only be about Palestine (and not only due to the global strike), etc.

Regardless of what you do or don't do on this site, one thing should be absolutely clear:

Do not support the Tumblr brand in any way, shape, or form.

Do not give them your money, do not give them positive reviews, do not speak positively of the staff, none of that.

Continue spreading support for Palestine. Continue uplifting Palestinian voices. Shout out Palestinian creators.

Do not stop talking about Palestine.

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Five "I've dealt with all my issues alone for 45 years I don't need help" Hargreeves vs Klaus "I think the self-help book I haven't actually been listening to says something about that" Hargreeves

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Klaus: sometimes wearing a shirt feels like my skin is burning and I want to rip it off my flesh until I'm just bones, its like this overwhelming torturous feeling and then I take off my shirt and I'm completely fine

Five: you're autistic

Klaus: that's what that is??

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Hargreeves siblings going out to eat hcs?

Also thanks so much for answering all my past asks. Your headcanons are awesome :)

They all decide to meet up somewhere, typically nowhere fancy, with Five Allison and Luther being the first ones there who grab a table as soon as possible

Viktor is usually just barely late but Diego and Klaus are almost always really late for whatever reason (Diego was doing something with Lila, Klaus just didn't see the time, Diego got stuck in traffic, Klaus had to grab a taxi, etc.)

The first few times everyone would wait for Diego and Klaus before ordering but after it became a constant they just stopped bothering and let the two of them order whenever they arrive (for this reason they typically end up stealing a little bit of food from the others)

When they order Allison has an unnecessarily complicated order to make sure they do everything right meanwhile Luther gets confused if the waiter asks questions he wasn't expecting and struggles to answer on the spot

Five has three specific orders he cycles through and if they prepare it different he spends a good amount of time complaining bc "why would they ruin good food!?"

Diego sometimes gets bored waiting for his food and plays the knife game with his utensils (Allison tried to stop him at first but quickly gave up) (this is part of the reason they never go anywhere fancy)

Viktor typically has an earbud in and listens to music, especially to help with how overstimulating restaurants can be

Klaus Diego and Luther are the loudest in conversation and when they get too loud Five threatens to stab them with his utensils

Klaus asks for the veteran discount but is denied bc he looks to young to have been in any war and spends a good minute complaining about it (Diego kinda just sympathetically pats him on the back)

They all split the check

As they leave the restaurant Five says "never again" but he doesn't actually mean it because even though he'll never admit it he absolutely loves going to dinner with all his siblings

In contrast Viktor just says "we should do this more" because he also enjoys the dinners with his siblings, finally getting a sense of having a family

And then Klaus has someone drive him home because he doesn't wanna grab another taxi

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Rewatching season 2 and there's a scene where Ray knows who Viktor is by name when he had no idea about any of Allison's other brothers which means that Viktor was the one sibling Allison actually talked about :(

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Realized I never posted my art here so here's my drawing of Lila I did forever ago

I first did it on Whiteboard (a website on the computer) then decided to finish it in my actual art app which is why the grid is there

Also @_silent_stars_ is my @ on Instagram which is where I usually post all my art (when I remember to at least) so I swear I'm not stealing someone's art lmao

Click for better quality

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I can't get over the scene where Ben possesses Klaus because, like, where did Klaus go?

I feel like it'd make more sense for Klaus' spirit to kinda hang outside his body

In which case it was totally a missed opportunity for Klaus and Ben to swap roles where now Klaus is commenting on everything Ben does while having no control over the situation

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Umbrella academy siblings eating out at the Waffle House hcs?

I've never actually been to a waffle house so I have no idea what kind of hcs would fit it

I've heard its got shit food and people have a tendency to fight there so all I can come up with is Five complaining to Klaus and Allison about the food while Diego and Luther are fighting behind them

No idea how accurate that is though

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Okay so @weirdwildwonderland you didn't ask for this but I have some hcs here. I just was suddenly overcome with Thoughts™ and I had to share!

(These work on the basis that the Hargreeves eventually end up in a semi-normal world that isn't ending imminently!)

Luther

Luther had never been to a waffle house when the apocalypse came. He goes for the first time many years later, when he follows Five at 4am to check everything is okay. He now joins Five on a late night adventure about once a month, usually when the moon is bright and he's feeling a little lonely. One time the employees asked if he would ring ahead next time, because he ate about fifteen hashbrown bowls at 3.45 in the morning.

When Luther discovers that he can order Waffle House to his door, he goes through a brief obsession. Sloane has to kindly rein him in, but she learns how to make homemade hash brown bowls just for him.

Diego

Diego likes the country ham and egg breakfast. Sometimes, when he was still with Patch, they'd drive out the way to a Waffle House out of the city, and discuss Patch's latest cases. Diego wasn't supposed to know about them, he was only in the Police Academy after all, but Patch valued his insights, if not his desire to ignore police protocol.

Diego didn't go for a long while, it hurt too much, even if he now loves Lila with his whole soul. The next time he goes, Lila is 8 months pregnant and is threatening to murder someone if she doesn't have waffles in the next twenty minutes. Diego goes with her, and it aches a little, but he realises he can be happy about his new life, and still miss Patch. He gets a ham and egg breakfast, and he smiles as Lila eats her weight in waffles.

Allison

Allison says that no diner beats Griddy's, but she has a sweet tooth and likes to get a Pecan waffle with Iced Tea. She's always a little nervous about getting overrun by paparazzi, but if Claire wants waffles, she'll move heaven and earth to get those waffles.

She once went with Five on one of his late night Waffle House trips. Five blinked them both there, because the weather was absymal. Allison decided her sweet tooth was not worth the nausea.

Klaus

When Klaus was living on the streets, a Waffle House was always a good source of warmth, and a hot meal. Klaus never failed to tip, even if the tip was no more than a nickel.

Klaus returned to one of his old haunts, looking far healthier than he ever had. One of the waiters recognised him, and Klaus left him a $50 tip.

Five

Five can be found in a Waffle House at the strangest hours. He often goes when the weather is bad or it's the middle of the night. If Five is gone in the middle of the night, the first place to check is the nearest Waffle House.

He tells the rest of the family that he goes there when they're being annoying, but really he goes there when he wakes up at night and there's no-one around, or when the weather is so terrible he thinks he's in the apocalypse again. Sitting in a Wafflehouse reminds him that he's no longer alone.

He gets a black coffee most days. Sometimes he gets the peanut butter waffle, he really missed peanut butter.

Ben

Umbrella!Ben liked it when Klaus got a hash brown bowl. He thought it was a cool dish, even if he couldn't eat it himself. Plus he was always a little glad to see Klaus ingest something that wasn't drugs.

Sparrow!Ben has never been to a waffle house. He can't imagine anything worse.

(Except one time, when he followed Five, convinced Five was planning something dangerous. Five caught on pretty quickly, weaving in and out of the city and leading Ben on for an hour, only to arrive at the Waffle House just ten minutes away where they had started. Ben glared at Five for the whole meal, and neither of them have spoken about it since.) Viktor

For a few years when Viktor had a car, he would drive himself to concerts out of the city, rather than take the train or the coach with the rest of the orchestra. Sometimes he would stop at a Waffle House on the way back to treat himself after a performance, but the food always tasted drab and he always felt alone.

A few years later, Viktor goes to Waffle House with Klaus. Klaus tells him some outlandish tale about something he saw in a Waffle House over a decade ago. Viktor tells him about some of the things he saw when travelling the country with the orchestra. The two swap tales for hours, and Viktor finds that the food has never tasted so good. The waitress compliments Viktor's pronoun badge, and Viktor blushes like a tomato.

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Klaus: god why am I hungry its not even 12 yet

Allison: ...Klaus its past 2pm

Klaus: oh

Klaus: ohh

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Umbrella academy siblings eating out at the Waffle House hcs?

I've never actually been to a waffle house so I have no idea what kind of hcs would fit it

I've heard its got shit food and people have a tendency to fight there so all I can come up with is Five complaining to Klaus and Allison about the food while Diego and Luther are fighting behind them

No idea how accurate that is though

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Hc that if they were at a hotel Diego and Luther wouldn't be able to figure out how to work the waffle machine, Viktor would sleep in until Luther woke him up by bringing a plate up to him, Klaus would spill syrup all over himself, Five would wake up at 3 am, wander around, and go sleep by the pool for some reason, and Allison would probably want to sleep in with viktor, but would wake up early because her brothers were being such dumbasses and making so much noise

Oh yeah absolutely

They would be absolutel menaces in a hotel

I feel like they would end up getting a room that's built for a max of four people which leaves two two-people beds for people to share

Luther is immediately subjected to sleeping on the floor in a sleeping bag because he's too big for anyone to sleep with and Viktor offers to be the second one to sleep on the floor to keep a full war from breaking out

Allison and Diego immediately agree they'll be sleeping in the same bed which leaves Five and Klaus on the other bed

Allison is heard at one point telling Diego he is not allowed to keep knives on the bed

Luther has at least once hit his head walking through the door because the doorframe isn't tall enough

A few times one of the siblings was locked out of the room both accidentally and purposefully

Allison bans everyone from the tv after everyone argues over what to watch and ends up hiding the remote

Five, Allison, and Viktor are incredibly neat with their luggage and Luther is semi-neat but seems to lose something new every day

Meanwhile Klaus and Diego have shit everywhere, literally everywhere, but swear they won't lose anything (this is a lie they both, in fact, lose multiple things)

Klaus misplaces his keycard the second he gets it

Klaus is the absolute dead last to wake up and groans all morning because he's not a morning person and would rather wake up at 3pm than 8am

Five also isn't a morning person but he does manage to wake up early, he just threatens everyone more than normal and immediately makes himself coffee

When they leave Allison triple-checks the room with Viktor to make sure they didn't lose anything while Diego swears they didn't leave anything and just wants to leave already

Klaus gets in the car and right before they leave he realizes he left something in the lobby and runs back to get it