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(im)patiently waiting for season two

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Diego: *Accidentally stabs Klaus thinking he was an intruder*

Klaus, bleeding out: Is that a knife or are you just happy to see me?

Diego: What the fuck

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Allison has potentially the strongest powers out of the whole academy and instead of doing literally anything else decided to get rich and famous with it

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I love how we’ve all come to accept the hour long dance between Luther and Allison as probably the worst scene in the series

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Me: Yo pass the aux cord

Friend: You better not play trash

Me:

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They-

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Me, talking about the Hargreeves: All the kids have their ups and downs, so it’s hard to choose a favourite-

Me, whenever Diego is on screen: I must protect this angsty stabby knife boy at all costs

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What if they bring Ben back to life in s2. What if they bring Ben back to life in s2. What if they bring Ben back to life in s2. What if they bring Ben back to life in s2. What if they bring Ben back to life in s2. What if they b

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I’ll actually fight anyone who says Diego is a boring character

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Headcanon for s2

The Hargreeves siblings (other than Ben & Diego of course) finally acknowledge and appreciate Klaus for all that he has been through and done for them!

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Best scenes from TUA, ranked:

1. Dance sequence to ‘I Think We’re Alone Now’ in ep 1

2. Every Klaus scene

3. Uhhh???

4. That’s it. That’s the list.

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TUA has really made me become a Gerard Way stan again, huh? Eighth grade me is quaking

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Five: *has hundreds of confirmed kills, can teleport and travel through time, is all around highly dangerous*

The entire fanbase: Tiny babbey boy. My son. Must protect.

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Five and Dolores have a better relationship than Luther and Allison

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Aidan Gallagher is more influential than most celebrities out there who are twice his age

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The Softest Gif of the Softest Girl™️

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Ugh can he stop and let me breathe for a minute?

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I always thought Diego shouted “guns are for pussies, real men throw knives” during the bank robbery flashback and I’m not exaggerating my disappointment by saying my world was flipped upside down when I rewatched it and realized I misheard