Wipe it down. Clean it up.

sideblog to mcnomaniametus custodian to Umbrella Corporation under construction

[umbrellacleanupduty]

A side blog to mcnomanimetus written by Lore.

Who cleans up the messes Umbrella makes? If you mean actual, day to day messes and not geopolitical or human rights violations kinds of messes, then it's the Clean Up Crew: @biohazardremoval @janitorialevil and this guy right here.

Rules and About below the cut

- Rules -

This is a side blog that follows back through mcnomanimetus. any asks sent from this blog will be sent with an @ to this blog attached

This is a Resident Evil RP/Ask blog for funsies; the usual don't god mode and mun =|= muse, don't be a dick stuff apply

I am the worst at tagging and hardly remember to do it. This blog will contain nsfw (mostly for gore) and triggering subjects including canon typical body horror, gore, violence, and language. I do not tag triggers. Please do not follow this blog if this is a problem for you.

- About - Under Construction-

Name: ELijah Lenore Estati

DoB: 1-23-xx (33)

Height: 5'5"

Estati's attention to detail, and ability and willingness to crawl into tight spaces make him an asset as a cleaner. He considers himself an amateur cryptozoologist and ufologist, and openly subscribes to many conspiracy theories; this does not affect his job duties, but does ensure any information he may leak will not be believed, which could prove useful to the company.

Background research has found that Estati has no close friends and keeps no contact with any living relatives. This lack of anyone who might notice or miss him makes Estati ideal for dealing with Umbrella's more hazardous situations.

[fuck-customers]

[wiionme]

[gayward-vagabond]

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

[adultdadfinder]

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[fullbattleregalia]

I love the little touches of world building and lore that they include in the more recent Resident Evil games. Like this, the photo from Luis’s lab in RE4 Remake:

No additional flavor text or scribbled note on the back, but you look at that and just know that these are people who either didn’t know or didn’t properly understand what their research would be used for.

[whip-cream-and-fruit]

[guerrillatech]

[audible-smiles]

People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

[ominous-signs]

Official please put yourself first sign

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[swampthing07]

[swampthing07]

[f00ls-err4nd]

@shit-hdb-would-say

[letterful]

[polykal]

More userboxes

[nixscriptum]

less of a poem, more of a reminder. ( ఌ )

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[saltwatersavage]

Thanks nerd 🤣🤣🤣