Klaus Deserves BETTER

this is an anti Luther and anti incest blog xoxo

[m4rswalker]

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[umbrellafortherain]

witnessing diego take the feminine role in a dance and have his partner take the lead is like watching him realize yknow what maybe pegging ISNT such a bad idea

[umbrellafortherain]

why is the way five addresses vanya when he finds her making my heart soft 🥺 he literally acts like a big brother who found his little sister lost i hope this doesnt change

[umbrellafortherain]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ben Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves & Everyone Characters: Klaus Hargreeves, Ben Hargreeves, Luther Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves, Grace Hargreeves, Five Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Reginald Hargreeves, Dr. Pogo (Umbrella Academy) Additional Tags: Drug Addiction, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Withdrawal, Opiod Addiction, self injury, im gonna tag that because Klaus.. DOES throw himself into some painful situations on purpose, so it might be triggering to some Summary:

Inspired by tumblr user @thequeenofthepirates 's idea:

So, when the UA were kids, Diego mentioned Klaus broke his jaw and had to have it wired shut for eight weeks. Well, what if the copious amounts of morphine given for the surgery to pin and wire his jaw shut was the first time he realized drugs make the ghosts disappear? What if the vicodin prescribed for lasting pain the few months after unwiring cemented his building addiction? What if it was all an accident, and Grace was his first unknowing supplier?

[extraordinary-v-blog]

Delilah I swear to fucking god if you don’t tell me what it’s like in New York City..

Five

[your-villainous-neighbour]

Diego, age 10: MOM. MOM HELP. MOM OH MY GOD MOM THERE’S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED AND IT’S HIDEOUS-

Luther, crying in the lower bunk: why do you hate me

[thesixth-hargreeves]

Diego: “One time Klaus visited me and complained about a speedbump in the highway.”

Diego: “I wonder who he ran over then.”

[7-emotional-umbrellas]

Klaus: Look at the buns on that guy. [cut to a confused Luther covered in burger buns]

Diego: This is the comedy police! The joke’s too funny!

Klaus, pointing a gun at Diego: I’m not going back to jail!

[thesevenumbrellas]

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[umbrellafortherain]

i turn on Wonderful! with Griffin and Rachel Mcelroy and its super calming to me . it can be super hard for me to sleep sometimes but it just works for me ! usually

[thesevenumbrellas]

Head canon Klaus didn’t fall down the stairs wearing heels, Reginald hit him with his cane when he found out Klaus was going to wear heels outside. He then proceeded to tell everyone that Klaus had tripped down the stairs. Klaus couldn’t say anything with his jaws wired shut and by the time he was healed, he figured it was too late to bring it to attention.

Fuck me UP

Someone write a fic PLEASE

[iwoulddieforklaus]

ben: when klaus and i go to the movies, he will always try to guess the ending. and he will always guess that the main character has been dead the whole time. even when we saw ratatouille.

[umbrellafortherain]

im at 5k for my fic currently so thats nice ! I wrote about a page or two today so Im kinda done for now, hopefully ill take a crack at it again tomorrow. ive been painting n drawing brie larson from Unicorn Store all day because the movie just came out!!

[umbrellafortherain]

also fun fact i write entirely in comic sans and just switch it to normal fonts for ao3 publishinf

[umbrellafortherain]

im at 5k for my fic currently so thats nice ! I wrote about a page or two today so Im kinda done for now, hopefully ill take a crack at it again tomorrow. ive been painting n drawing brie larson from Unicorn Store all day because the movie just came out!!

[verydarkgrey]

Klaus: I’m well aware that I’ve accidentally set myself on fire and it’s none of your business. I don’t need your pity water either. Let me burn in peace.

[soggycheesefry]

Guys, Klaus does have his telekinesis in the show, but it’s subtle, and I don’t think he even knows that it’s him doing it.

In 01x05, he uses it to make the briefcase explode, screaming is what triggers it.

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And in 01x06, due to his own deep thinking, he makes the umbrella fall right off of it’s hook and open up.

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I’m hoping that we get to see more of this in season 2! I especially hope that Klaus himself realizes this power and works on mastering it.

[umbrellafortherain]

one of the other siblings: ugh dont you just hate when you have nightmares??

klaus: yeah omg i thought i was the only one!! Also when youre awake too? And when you close your eyes and theres ghosts flying everywhere and you can’t breathe and youve lost the love of your life... oh god .. oh fuck

everyone else:

[thesevenumbrellas]

I just had the vision of seven little babies learning how to walk and just wobbling around and Reggie making them race each other and them being excited little babies cause dada is calling for them and they don’t understand he’s evil yet and they’ll just want attention from him. Just imagine the tiny 7 walking as fast as their little legs could carry them. But who would get there first?

Luther learns to walk first (obviously) and little baby Diego is not far behind.

Vanya walks next although it’s a few months after the two boys.

Then Five, a few days afterwards, which is very lucky because he learns to teleport not long after that. And you know he’d choose teleportation over walking so at least he got the necessary practice in.

Allison is a couple months after. She doesn’t even stand up for the longest time but then one day she just walks across the room like it’s nothing.

Ben isn’t far behind Allison although he’s not very steady on his feet for a very long time. It takes little baby Ben months to master walking (and it’s adorable.)

Klaus is last. Because baby Klaus doesn’t want to walk when the room is crowded with gruesome figures. He just sits and stares at things no one else can see. And maybe the first time he walks isn’t towards his father or Pogo like the others, but it’s out of fear of what’s behind him.