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I just ate like six rose quartz stones and no ones in love with me yet what gives

i dont care how corny iris by the goo goo dolls is bc i love iris by the goo goo dolls and i will continue screaming iris by the goo goo dolls from the top of my lungs every time i hear iris by the goo goo dolls for the rest of my miserable life

fructosepadre

If you ever message me and I don’t respond please fucking double text. I want friends and I crave human interaction

crimebathe

cristina yang and owen hunt reblog if u agree

#YES

@captiancase if you’re ever interested in talking more about it, you’re definitely welcome! i’m half argentinian and half ukrainian (and jewish on both sides), so family dinners are always a cultural melting pot hahah

@captiancase i’m happy to explain! and it’s cool that you’re interested ☺️

@captiancase the phrase translates as “peace be with you”, or like “peace be upon you”, from what i learned ☺️

@dayglonightmare shalom aleikhem! 😘

happy tu b’av, everyone!! today is a day for singing, dancing and appreciating our loved ones!! 💖💕💖

#it started yesterday at sundown but still #💖💖💖

date-a-jew-suggestions

You see two red lights and nine yellow lights in the forest. It is mothman and his menorah

classathorter

some guys are so hot and i need them to chill

thelookingglassalice

rhube

BABIES!!!

roachpatrol

so the best thing about this is that bobcats, like just about every feline besides lions and domestic cats, are pretty solitary. they don’t really have friends. they aren’t really equipped to make friends.

domestic cats, on the other hand, do know how to make friends. they are friendly to the point that lots of feral cats live in colonies— the females hang out together, even raise kids together, and the males like to spend nonsexual time with their baby mommas. they groom each other, play around, and have a particular tail position to signal to one another— straight up with the tip curled— that they’re friendly and happy to see each other. cats learned how to be chill with each other in order to take full advantage of human food sources: an ancient granary supplies enough rats for a lot of cats, as does a modern lady with a big bag of frisky bits, so it would be a waste of time and energy for any one cat to try and stake the entire foodsource out for exclusive use. less fighting means more eating and resting which means a longer, nicer life and a lot more kittens.

so this stray cat, she obviously has no colony if she’s wandering around and sneaking into zoo enclosures, so she’s like ‘hey! there’s food here! what up, other cat, let’s be friends, let’s be friends and share that food’. and the bobcat is like ‘??????’ because actually wild cats are pretty cautious about initiating hostilities and anything new and aggressive makes them very worried. and the domestic cat is like ‘haha cool, ok, we’re friends now, big guy. no problems.’ and the bobcat is like ‘????? well…?? ok?’ and then they are friends.

the super interesting thing about most wild cat species is they don’t really have the capacity to make friends on their own, especially outside of sibling bonds, but, if someone comes along and does all the friend-making themselves, they’ll totally roll with it. zoo cats can get really attached to their caregivers— or, in this case, a very confident little calico demonstrating exactly why her species has been so darn successful over the last nine thousand years .

so anyway that is the best thing: bobcats are not equipped to make friends, but luckily for this bobcat this homeless lady did not give any shits and made friends anyway. and now they are both happy.