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man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends

mycroftrh

I want to state, for the record, that “all the avengers would live together in the tower” wasn’t collective headcanon, it was canon. The very last scene of Avengers (2012), the one they left us on, is Tony redesigning the tower, designing a living area for each Avenger. That was, canonically, what was supposed to happen, in canon, and they just changed their minds and decided to… not. For whatever goldarn reason.

dingdongyouarewrong

GHHFDGJHFDS THATS EVEN FUNNIER WHY IS MARVEL LIKE THIS

copperbadge

Also it was canon for literal decades in the comics. First it was Avengers Mansion which was Tony’s Manhattan family home and then Avengers Tower when Tony built it. At one point Avengers Mansion couldn’t get their trash carried away because in order to operate in the US they had to be an embassy and NYC trash carriers don’t service embassies.

gothicprep

one of my classic texts, from the archives

ryan-sometimes

I'm dying........ my grandpa cheated on my grandma, but she thought she looked really good in their wedding photo... so she cut him out of it and framed it.

ryan-sometimes

I love her reasoning for this. "Well, my husband is trash and I don't want to see his face on the wedding pictures anymore, but I personally think I look great in them, so I'll just cut him out and put the pictures back up" and then she went and actually DID IT

ryan-sometimes

Detail: my grandma did this when she separated from my grandpa in 1993, which was also the year she was battling CANCER. My grandma was going to the hospital during the day to go get cancer treatment, coming home, and cutting my grandpa out of every picture she could find. So you can imagine how angry she was

ryan-sometimes

Just for the record: MY GRANDMA IS STILL ALIVE. She survived the cancer!

bustershark

Began deltora quest recently and was told to make my interpretations of some of the cast as I've gone through. Only through the first 2 so far. Hoping to make more detailed art later. But they really give you crumbs here, and I hear it doesn't stop

andthepeople

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

epicallyepicnerdery

stevishabitat

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You can fight ICE by annoying them

Mess up their food/drink orders- Lose their tickets/reservations

Overtighten lug nuts, strip spark plugs

Give them incorrect but real-sounding information

Record them with your phones

Disrupt them with loud noises (car alarms, music, banging metal) and bright lights (flashlights, headlights)

Shame them

(fuck yeah)

The fascists want complacency.

Do not give it to them.

(fuck them white supremacists )

It is your right to make "Mistakes"

bumblebeeappletree

It’s important to note that this is a poster on a glass window. It’s very important to note that the (fuck yeah) and the (fuck them white supremacists) have been written in with a pen by someone on said poster.

Anyways fuck fascists and white supremacists

kolos013

Aspencore

alkatyn

the tone makes this sound like they have a recurring problem with people trying to join after a bad breakup and are just sick of this shit

bailesu

'People who are getting away from a bad breakup' was a major source of recruits for the French Foreign Legion.

sea-salted-wolverine

I have worked a lot of remote jobs and you have no idea how common it is for someone who just had or got out of a bad interpersonal relationship to decide that they need to find themselves out in the woods and work on their issues, so then they go and get a job that requires close contact with limited group of people and no one else for months on end. And then when they make their bad decisions, (the rebound boyfriend, the one night stand, the long drawn out cry sesh with a bottle of booze in the middle of the night on a work day) they're still stuck with the same 6 people on a mountaintop for another 7 weeks who are all forced into front row seats to bear witness to the ongoing character development until the guy who is nominally in charge has to make a rule about no fucking in the cook tent, because its the only structure big enough for us all to get out of the rain and while we're all glad that Sarah is taking charge of her own life after her boyfriend cheated on her by fucking literally the only eligible man for 200 miles in every direction, the rest of us would like a hot meal.

suicide-sauce

Lilac Capitalism. I am too angry and sad and exhausted today to draw anything hopeful or sweet for the holiday, so I honestly set out to draw the most disgusting and offensive thing I could possibly think of.

vonnebenan

Happy Glorious 25th of May

songthursh

@stupidlynx and i had this comic in pocket for way too long. The time hath come.

kepochaika

"The beast screamed inside Vimes. It screamed that no one would blame him for doing the hangman out of ten dollars and a free breakfast. Yeah, and you could say a swift stab now was the merciful solution, because every hangman knew you could go the easy way or the hard way and there wasn't one in the country that'd let something like Carcer go the easy way. The gods knew the man deserved it…

…but young Sam was watching him, across thirty years.

When we break down, it all breaks down. That's just how it works. You can bend it, and if you make it hot enough you can bend it in a circle, but you can't break it. When you break it, it all breaks down until there's nothing unbroken. It starts here and now.

He lowered the sword."

(C) Terry Pratchett "Night Watch"