Carpe Noctum

Seize the Night. I'm as honest and real as I want to be. I have no idea what I'm doing with myself half the time.

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Ravens Play in Snow by Wildlife World

[bonelocket]

(The Island of Dr. Moreau, 1981)

[marinebiologyshitposts]

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

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[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Those am him leafs

[wingedwolfgirl]

You leaf him and his leaves alone

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[wormspeddler]

this looks so good!

[dovin-baan]

Hey what the FUCK is this audio?

[chaampagnemamii]

i’m just gonna "no❤️" my way thru Iife

[toastbutteregg]

[nervoussquidward]

The photos from What We Do In The Shadows & the real art

[theoutcastrogue]

Titles of the paintings (see here for a lot more info):

Salome (1870) by Henri Regnault

Portrait of Diego de Villamayor (ca. 1605) by Juan Pantoja de la Cruz

Portrait of Roelof Meulenaer (1650) by Ferdinand Bol

Woman in a Riding Hat (L'Amazone) (1856) by Gustave Courbet

Carroll Borland and Bela Lugosi in the film Mark of the Vampire (1935)

Albert and Isabella Clara Eugenia by unknown 17th century master

French Portrait of a Couple (ca. 1610) by unknown French master

[incendavery]

biblically accurate corvid

[thebestoftumbling]

[keysmash-warrior-deactivated202]

NooOOO

[samojon]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[altamont498]

Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!

[danceintheskies]

oh my god thank you phoenix wright

[dinnermess-deactivated20200529]

yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.

[saffarren]

Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?

Feel free to explain that.

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds.

The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow.

Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.

In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon.

These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!

[valiantlyrainybouquet]

Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨

[baishujinkou]

[jalboyhenthusiast]

everything annoys me but im being so brave about it

[historyofrobots]

The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift

[history-of-royals-by-sophia]

The reactions. I can’t stop laughing.

[evenstarsinthesky]

[autisticexpression]

Lost it at the rock’s tweet

[tsukinoinaba]

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

[athena1138]

He’s correct

[micahulrichdraws]

Blind Kings.

[toshio]

linkin park was right. i’ve become so numb

[tehwitch]

Linkin Park was right about everything

[tikkety-tok]

[blackdoriangray]

DO NOT HARM THEM!!!

[bothsidesnow3]

They don't do anything wrong and eat lice and ticks like nobody's business. We take good care of ours.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

Possums are bros. 👍

[depsidase]

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