Jacey aka fandom trash

my sense of humor is bad grammar and puns

[itsagifnotagif]

Social Media is free

[arssolum]

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

[wahooanswers]

[bob-belcher]

[a-melior-ate]

[solstice-sapphic]

a true icon

[flowury]

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

[janeplease]

C'mon self-doubt, let’s get crippling!

[ihateladygaga]

[thebootydiaries]

*orders something on amazon*

Me 5 mins later: where it at tho

[puncromancer]

first dude to invent drums was just like super pissed one day and fucked up punching something and everyone was just like oh shit this fucking slaps 

[daily-showerthoughts]

If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive

[gatoradebong]

Can anyone name one (1) great European achievement from the past 50 years?

[paulwelsey]

scottish twitter 

[spelledslots]

those cat pictures with russian captions 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

once at dinner this lil kid was sitting in the booth attached to ours and she kept standing up and looking over the back of the bench and I made faces at her and she’d start jumping up and down and laughing and so I’d bob my head up and down and she’d jump more and lose it and her mom would have her sit down but she’d pop back up every few minutes and this went on for like 45 minutes and when they were leaving her mom told us “thanks for being so patient with her jumping around and looking over at you” and I was like “haha I was making faces at her the whole time” and her mom was like “OH THAT’S WHY”

[gallusrostromegalus]

Making faces at small children in public is one of the great joys on earth.

[pomeranian2]

[gaycop]

top reasons to get married

Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch

love i guess

[watson]

[the-fandom-menace-1221]

When it’s 3 am and you go to the kitchen to get a drink of water