out of my way, skinny

~ bash ~ 24 ~ he/she/they ~ kinda ridiculous

[jocy]

[bobdylanyaoi]

is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur

[ozempicofficial]

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[clytemnestraaa]

also like “ohh scott didn’t clock them” what are you people talking about he literally hears ilya tell shane his room number and then immediately turns to shane and goes “well JUST so you KNOW i am in the room next door and if i do not get a full 8 and a half hours of sleep then my psoriasis starts to flare up so y’all better keep it the FUCK down. thanks in advance.”

[waifu4waifu]

im sorry but what other anime can like replicate the absolute cinema of death note. the omnious latin chanting. the blatant mental health disorders of every single character. the saucy trombone as ppl drop dead. the swoosh of the pen, hand jerking around, arm fully extended. the fucking helicopter shootouts over literally a notebook. the dark catholic imagery. the typeface. the significance of a single letter. the sexy lesbian goth model with a bubbly personality and undiagnosed bpd. ok. the autistic honor student who has to be god or else he really is a criminal. the autistic detective who immediately solves the mystery and nobody believes him. the dramatic irony of every aspect. the bury ur gays trope. the bury most of the cast. the diabolical laughter of a shinigami with a gay earring and snatched waist with a crippling apple addiction who set up the whole show. random bondage. ok. doomed yuri. doomed yaoi. everyone who uses this book is doomed.

[sacred-portal]

[goth-queen]

[soeatole]

and goodness knows the wicked’s lifes are lonely. Goodness knows, the wicked die alone.

[markovchaingang]

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

[soaphoe]

this tweet is absolutely taking me out

#UseYourButt

[sodiumfreak]

i dont thinkg i will be able to sacrifice my yaoi time for my career bro

[toofemmetofunction]

[phantomrose96]

She was a boy, he was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?

[northshorewave]

"Not beating the ___ allegations" is such a 'now' turn of phrase, implying as it does a world where everyone's behavior is always on literal trial by a guilt-presuming judge and jury that consists of anyone who happens to be paying attention.

[ironmyrmidon]

Not beating the panopticon allegations

[wizardpig]

[meatmandean]

dean canonically being against the death sentence is so funny. local man whose job is literally killing living beings that are capable of complex thought and morality when they step out of line or even for merely existing is against the death penalty.

[frogarcana]