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Lavender Brown & Percy Weasley.

#my new OTP #new obsession #percy weasley #lavender brown #Percy x lavender #percy weasley defense squad

One of the reasons I like Grindelwald and his Alliance more than Voldemort and the Death Eaters is that they are calm, quiet, mysterious, classy, and stylish, unlike Voldemort and most of his Death Eaters who scream and make noise when they kill and have a strange dark mark and love to show off and make noise and play crazy. They are very cheap, classless, and unstylish (except for the Malfoys 😔✨).And in general, Grindelwald and his Alliance's goal was for the Greater Good.But Voldemort's goal was only power, and the Death Eaters' goal was pure, strong, and dark magic.

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Reading Emily Wilde’s Encyclopaedia of Faeries and what a neurodivergent icon she is. She gets marriage proposals from NOT ONE but TWO faerie kings in a single night with pure autistic swagger

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i love wendell bambleby with my whole heart. the man has exactly three motives and outside of them he cannot do a single task without bitching copiously about it. they are: (1) my wife is the most wondrous being in existence and she shall want for nothing ever again, (2) this house has NOT been properly kept!! (yes i do count the silva lupi as an unkempt house), and (3) Pure Vibes

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no more brooding, stoic assholes as love interests. from now on i will only accept pathetic, fussy, pretty boys who genuinely collapse if they are not surrounded by enough soft blankets and sweets and are completely smitten with their wife

ymustutortureme

Wendell Bambleby is how you write a love interest. He is literally the standard (no more shadow daddies please)

This man pined for 10 years but didn't do anything until Emily was comfortable. He was okay with being friends if she refused. He offered to give her his true name. He wanted to show her everything in his realm but offered to let her go back to the human world if she missed it. He prioritised her happiness over everything else!!

Also he's just really babygirl and he has a MAGICAL cat!

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emily: “it occurs to me he actually sees us as colleagues rather than rivals”

meanwhile Wendell:

i love you

btw i’m healing your dog

hope you’re ok with that my dear

not eating breakfast? haha you are now

you drink your tea black, right? right.

yup for definite i will write a foreword for your book! no problem! i’ll happily endorse your work!

also when you go to hrafnsvik… where are you staying? exactly?

…no reason

just need to know where to send the letters haha

yes i’m sending you letters

and a drawing i did of you. i really miss you ok

i’ve enchanted it to be fire proof for when you inevitably get annoyed i took a week long boat trip to follow you and throw the letter in the hearth

yup i’ve loved you for about a decade but that’s chill

will you marry me?

lol yeah i’m not kidding. will you marry me.

you’ll need to come live with me in my faerie kingdom haha

yes or no it’s fine hAHA EITHER WAY—

no pressure!! take your time!!

but yes i am wholeheartedly serious.

i love you.

emily please my heart is yours.

for god’s sake woman please stop risking your life.

nadiea

there are literally so many books in the world and they just keep writing more and i’ll never be able to read them all. devastating i feel like throwing up