Cosimo Galluzzi
Mike Driver
JBB: An Artblog!
Misplaced Lens Cap
if i look back, i am lost
Kiana Khansmith
$LAYYYTER
Today's Document
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Not today Justin
titsay
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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macklin celebrini has autism
@theartofmadeline
ojovivo
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Andulka
occasionally subtle
seen from Bulgaria
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seen from United States
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seen from Türkiye
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seen from Hungary
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@unapologeticallyxmbitious
((Guess who discovered Rescue Bots Academy was a thing and was dragged back into Cute Helicopter Bot Hell? This gal. Please reblog or like if you’re interested in interacting with a returning Blades from Transformers Rescue Bots!
Follows back from goldeneyedsniper.))
Sneak peak at some official artwork for the Ultra Beast they’re going to be selling on the Pokemon Center site!
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“If you look at the bottom of the receipt you will see that there is no return or exchange policy also selling off an yk500 model is now illegal “ She said.
Gavin let out a groan. He didn’t even have to look at the receipt, knowing full well how the law was. He was an officer, after all. “Goddammit...”
nonsexual acts of intimacy --- select from the following for my muse to respond to:
♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes ♕ : Holding hands ♖ : Having their hair washed by your muse ♗ : Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse’s lap. ♘ : Cuddling in a blanket fort ♙ : Sharing a bed ♚ : Head scratches ♛ : Sharing a dessert ♜ : Shoulder rubs ♝ : Reading a book together ♞ : Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which) ♟ : Patching up a wound ♤ : Taking a bath together ♧ : Your muse playing with their hair ♡ : Accidentally falling asleep together ♢ : Forehead or cheek kisses ♠ : Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc. ♣ : Back scratches ♥ : Your muse crying about something ♦ : Slow dancing
Can't sleep? -Lucy
Gavin couldn’t sleep, which wasn’t too unusual. This usually came with odd sayings and ideas, such as right now. “Do you think rocks get lonely?”
Gavin: Are you busy?
Nines: Yes.
Gavin: Cool, listen to this-
Can’t sleep
Gavin grumbled tiredly. He hated all nighters and he assumed the android with him was the normal plastic prick. “Why th’ fuck do people choose to commit crimes in the middle of the night? They should be sleeping. I should be sleeping.”
Send me “Can’t sleep?” to have a tired conversation with my muse in the middle of the night.
Gavin:
Gavin: Welp, time to screw things up
Gavin: Do you guys think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Chris: You’re a hazard to society.
Tina: And a coward, do twenty.
Nines and Connor, making eye contact in the precinct:
Connor, whispering: penis
Nines, squinting, whispering a bit louder: penis
Gavin, joining in, saying normally (but still quietly): peeennnis.
Markiplier Fish Out of Water Starters
"Now, you guys know I don't handle rage too well."
"I've fallen over and I can't get up!"
"Hiyaah!"
"I can do this--oh no, I can't do this."
"Ooooh, I get it."
"Oh this is delightful!"
"Oh no this is not gonna be delightful."
"WHERE? WHY? NO. NOOOOOOO."
"He-hoooo!"
"FUUUUUUUUuck me."
"Oh look, I'm out. I'm free."
"Lemme sliiide my scaly booody."
"Not into the void again!"
"I don't have enough chairs to break."
"How did I do this so easily before?"
"I was going through the map, that's how good I was!"
"Oh, you floppy fuck!"
"It was better when I was over confident."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Ah, frick my dick."
"HOW DID I DO THIS SO CONFIDENTLY BEFORE?!"
"I was fine! Augh, fuck!"
"WHHYYYYYYY?! FUCKING WHY?!"
"Come on! Come on! COME ON!"
"Yaaaahahahahahaha!"
"We're doing good!"
"So far so goo."
"Look at me now, Mom!"
"Good thing I'm so fucking precise--no! No! NO!"
"What happened to me?!"
"I can't help but fuckle it!"
"I'm in a trash can, so I guess being fucking garbage is fine."
"You just gotta squiggle real good."
"Oh, I don't trust this at aaaalll."
"Oh no. Oh no."
"*SCREECH*"
"Back in the trash heap where I belong."
"Nudge. Nudge. Nudge. Nudge."
"No! No--no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Oh, God--OOOOOH GOOOOOOOOOD!"
"*Sobbing*"
"I'll take the boat with me, fuck you!"
"I wish this fish could talk."
"YOU CAN BOUNCE?! YOU FLOPPY FUCK!"
"Jesus, just--oh my God."
"I saw you trying to creep inside that mountain."
"You belong out here in Hell with me!"
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!"
"I'm back in it to win it, baby."
"Haha! Make it back up here, asshole!"
"God, why am I rhyming?"
"Give me a God damn chance, that's all I ask."
"AH, too far!"
"You floppy fuuuuck!"
"You flooooooppy boooouncy fuuuuuck!"
"I want to die, stab me in the neck, I want to DIE!"
"The Grim Ripper, to come rip my soul out of my body."
"My big bong did me wrong!"
"Ok, back on track, in it to win it."
"You can't even recover!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
"Ok, I'm back in it to win it a-fucking-gain."
"I didn't trust it and for good reason."
"Thanks to those who believed in me. And my failures."
"I DID IT!"
"*Sobs of happiness.*
"I'm so proud of myself!"
"That took way too long."
"I feel good for what I accomplished, but I feel reeaaally baaaaad."
♛ -Lucy
♛
Send me a "♛" and I'll summarize our muses relationship in one gif
Send a word for your muse to find my muse in a certain state.
Mostly angsty stuff, but feel free to add your own.
Tears - Find my muse crying.
Rest - Find my muse sound asleep.
Dream - Find my muse moving in their sleep due to a dream or nightmare.
Bleed - Find my muse injured.
Drink - Find my muse drunk.
Collapse - Find my muse blacked-out on the ground.
Leaving - Find my muse dying.
Grave - Find my muse dead.
Fear - Find my muse panicking about something.
Hide - Find my muse hiding from something or someone.
Anger - Find my muse very angry.
Escape - Find my muse trying to run away from something or someone.
Toxic - Find my muse poisoned.
Bruise - Find my muse badly beaten up.
Freeze - Find my muse trying to keep warm in the cold.
Battle - Find my muse in the middle of a fight with someone or something.
Saw - Find my muse getting a limb amputated.
Cough - Find my muse coughing out blood.
Send 🔫 to point a gun at my muse’s heart.
