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[unappealing-turtle-blog]

go follow my main account @bisexualcatdad i'm more active there!

[chewwytwee]

Daily Diary #175

Not much honestly happened today,,,,,,, like I went to school did it all and went home,,,,,, nothing particularly special about today askjjfls. WAIT NO. I got proposed to go to prom by a friend (A girl,,,, and I did say yes I’m excited to go with her @unappealing-turtle) and I was wearing my gayest shirt for the occasion (a pride flag with “love can tell a million stories on it” yes from falsettos). So in 8th period,,,,,, I sit next to this girl, and she saw that I had posted about it on instagram,,,,,,,,,,, and she asks me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “do you like her?”,,,,,,,,,,,,, and I just taxidermyfox.jpg the FUCK outta there, my body was goddamn astral projected to mars, two years came off my life,, STRAIGHT PEOPLE REALLY BE OUT HERE PULLING SHIT LIKE THIS………… and so I point to my shirt,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, with the pride flag on it,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and,,,,,,,,,,,,,, she asks me,,,,,,,,, “What does that mean?” AND GODDAMNIT I JUST ABOUT FUCKING YELLED AT THAT SHIT, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN OH MY GOD. WE GOTTA HAVE A CLASS ABOUT HOW YOU FUCKING STR8S HAVE SEX BUT YOU LITERALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT A GODDAMN PRIDE FLAG IS!!!!!!! YOURE REALLY DOING THAT!!!!!! LIKE I wasn’t mad I was just so suprised alksfdjalsjdfjsdf and I’m still dying it was cool but she still doens’t know alkjfljsdf…. It was also our last pep band this year,,,,,, and some of my friends last pep bands in general,,,,,,, which was kinda bittersweet, like I’m never gonna preform with some of them again,,,,,,,, but they’re moving on to better things, I also got the folder that’s been passed down through the generations,,,,,,,,, and I’m kinda happy about that          Today’s Rating: Normal day

High point: Getting the folder because it made me feel like my efforts in band were in at least one way worth it

Low Point: Seeing that some of my best friends wont be playing there again

[aviatorandroid]

zeus: you are condemned to carry the weight of the sky.

atlas: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pinkprincessrei-deactivated2020]

This post is like a rollercoaster but one that just goes down and down

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

thats adulthood, babey!

[mxtomituck]

Which one of you said that Endermen aren’t real?!?

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

[sqooops]

there’s more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria

[scoundrelnurlife]

op did you breathe typing this because I didn’t while reading it

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

I don’t need to breathe.

[endcitychest]

send these 2 someone who loves minecraft <3

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[karacorp-drdod-deactivated20201]

[neuroticdream]

“You look sad today.”

- Actually I’m sad everyday, but I didn’t have energy today to hide it.

[wishingto-disappear]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[komaedalovemail]

Perhaps i will drink my sorrows away.. *opens up capri sun*

[blehmieux]

it’s so disturbing to think back and realize the stuff you allowed people to do to you simply because you didn’t respect yourself enough to not let it happen

[kiloemocji]

me: *closes tumblr*

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me: *opens tumblr*

[onlinedaddy]

anyone else feel like they’re toxic to anyone they care about

[desmadrechic]

[fratricide]

soldier 76 backstory

[azirashell]

this is more lore than blizzard gives us

[teacraft]

guys i found diamonds 😎

[satan-is-a-heterophobe]

[astraldemise]

i hope donkey kong becomes known as the ultimate trans ally for eternity now

[astraldemise]

donkey kong said trans rights !

[astraldemise]

[antifa-hulk]

IM GONNA HAVE A FYUCKING ANEURYSM I DONT KNOW IF THIS APP IS A BLESSING OR A CURSE

[democraticsenator]

THSIB IS LTIEEALLT THW FUNNIEST FUCKING THING

[literallysame]

this is what they saw in birdbox

[bodecats]

Oh, LORE????

[boglord]

Inkky says trans rights

[unfortunate-stranger-losers]

listen i bitch about the 2004 movie a lot but the (unintentionally?) funniest fucking part is when Meryl Streep as Aunt Josephine is like “Where’s your brother?” and Violet’s like “over there” and he’s just… standing completely still in front of the stove. He says he’s looking for napkins but it looks like he just decided to stand in front of the stove and disassociate and he’d been there for like 10 minutes before Josephine noticed him

[unfortunate-stranger-losers]

this is comedy gold