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I have no hobbies so I’ll yap about cookie run instead 🪐 She/They 🪐 Clottedsapphire enthusiast 🪐

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I’m frothing at the mouth over privately clingy Clotted Cream

Imagine that in public, CC gives kisses on the knuckle or cheek or simply holds Black Sapphire’s hand. But in private? Bro is practically GLUED to him.

Black Sapphire’s trying to cook? Cool, Clotted is going to hug him from behind and look at him like a kicked puppy when he tries to move. Sapphire’s trying to watch TV? Yea that’s doable, but it’s EXTRA effective when you have a blond lying on your lap, trust.

Also I think it’d mean a lot to CC, especially because growing up he wouldn’t receive any actual attention or love from his own guardian or at home. So coming home to Sapphire releasing a light hearted sigh while hugging him and playing with his hair would genuinely make him feel so elated and safe.

I’m so normal about them. You guys believe me, right?

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Clotted Cream…I miss you Clotted Cream

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NO WAY!!!

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Pavlova Cookie deserved better

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HMO on transfem sapphire pls gang

Shadow Milk and the deceitlings go to the Garden of Delights and meet Pavlova who does his whole “reading people’s heart” shtick and goes like:

“Okay you,” *points to smilk* “have severe abandonment and attachment issues.” *points to capple* “You have low self esteem and think that your worth is tied to what you can do, and you,” *points to bsaph* “Ohhhhh. Your confidence is just a facade to cover up your fear that you won’t be accepted for who you truly are.” And the entire trio is just like “huh wonder what that was about”

Later, Sapphire, who has been calmly having a crisis this entire time due to said fear of a lack of acceptance, finally pulls Candy Apple aside and comes out to her

There’s a brief moment of silence, and just when Sapphire thinks she’s screwed, Candy jumps into a hug and tells her that she’s “always wanted a sister.”

And then Sapphire becomes 30000000x cooler

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I have had this account for over a year, and about 54 of my posts are dedicated to Black Sapphire Cookie. And yet, I’ve never made a headcanon dump about him.

Sooo… BLACK SAPPHIRE HEADCANON TIME!!!

- He’s an expert at piano, he’s been playing it since the harpsichord was first invented

- He can retract his nails like claws

- If his microphone has the demon head, he’ll play fetch with her

- He just calls his mic Microphone, bro didn’t even try to give her a name 💔

- He’s also the only person who can understand what she’s saying

- TERRIBLE sense of direction, bro has to straight up do the left and right finger thing (yall know what I’m talking abt right???)

- I’m not entirely sure if this counts as gender fluid since he only really bounces between male and female, but depending on how he’s feeling he’ll use his shapeshifting abilities to change gender

-Fem Sapphire’s outfit would look like the hematites from gem galaxies on Roblox

- Rock enthusiast, do NOT take him to a gem show or a jewelry store, you’ll lose her in 4 seconds (I’m not projecting I swear)

- Really good at impressions but he purposely makes his voice sound really bad when he’s impersonating Candy Apple 💔

- Pansexual, He/She

- She’s already like 5’10 (in cookie height) but will still wear really high heels to make everybody mad

- Music taste bounces between She Wants Revenge, Concrete Blonde, Bauhaus and Chappell Roan, Lady Gaga, and 6arelyhuman

- Really good singer (seriously have yall heard Barrett Leddy sing? So good)

- She has misophonia

- Is NOT a dog person, she finds them annoying

- Calls Gingerbrave “Gingerbrat” even after they’ve made amends

- Loves Monster High, has the Boo York soundtrack on his playlist

- Likes hanging out with Nutmeg Tiger, Licorice, and Prune Juice

- None of them really liked him in the beginning, Nutmeg thought he was annoying, Licorice was jealous about how he seemed like a “better” version of him, and Prune Juice was a mix of the two (also Candy stole her potions). They’re all chill now tho

- Met Custard III via his Microphone

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Singlehandedly rekindling my Bsapph obsession btw

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Wake up babe new sleepparalala drawing just dropped

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Clotted Cream…I miss you Clotted Cream

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I have had this account for over a year, and about 54 of my posts are dedicated to Black Sapphire Cookie. And yet, I’ve never made a headcanon dump about him.

Sooo… BLACK SAPPHIRE HEADCANON TIME!!!

- He’s an expert at piano, he’s been playing it since the harpsichord was first invented

- He can retract his nails like claws

- If his microphone has the demon head, he’ll play fetch with her

- He just calls his mic Microphone, bro didn’t even try to give her a name 💔

- He’s also the only person who can understand what she’s saying

- TERRIBLE sense of direction, bro has to straight up do the left and right finger thing (yall know what I’m talking abt right???)

- I’m not entirely sure if this counts as gender fluid since he only really bounces between male and female, but depending on how he’s feeling he’ll use his shapeshifting abilities to change gender

-Fem Sapphire’s outfit would look like the hematites from gem galaxies on Roblox

- Rock enthusiast, do NOT take him to a gem show or a jewelry store, you’ll lose her in 4 seconds (I’m not projecting I swear)

- Really good at impressions but he purposely makes his voice sound really bad when he’s impersonating Candy Apple 💔

- Pansexual, He/She

- She’s already like 5’10 (in cookie height) but will still wear really high heels to make everybody mad

- Music taste bounces between She Wants Revenge, Concrete Blonde, Bauhaus and Chappell Roan, Lady Gaga, and 6arelyhuman

- Really good singer (seriously have yall heard Barrett Leddy sing? So good)

- She has misophonia

- Is NOT a dog person, she finds them annoying

- Calls Gingerbrave “Gingerbrat” even after they’ve made amends

- Loves Monster High, has the Boo York soundtrack on his playlist

- Likes hanging out with Nutmeg Tiger, Licorice, and Prune Juice

- None of them really liked him in the beginning, Nutmeg thought he was annoying, Licorice was jealous about how he seemed like a “better” version of him, and Prune Juice was a mix of the two (also Candy stole her potions). They’re all chill now tho

- Met Custard III via his Microphone

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things we know about black sapphire from his VA

- he likes Trader Joe’s tote bags. And has a lot

- he sings

- he sings phantom of the opera

- did you hear that candy apple

- hey he’s phantom of the opera

-did you hear that he’s the pha

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And he got lunch with the anamaniacs!

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I’m attempting to make an AO3 account but for the time being I’m just writing on my notes app so here are some of my fav moments from my college chatfic au

Ignore if they’re ooc

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Wake up babe new All the World’s a Stage chapter just dropped

Decided to show this specific part because it’s so precious to me

Candy Apple was so small she could literally fit in the palm of his hand 😭😭

I feel like the author has done a great job with conveying how caring Black Sapphire is in just these few moments. When people portray him as a completely heartless person I become so confused because like, yes he’s evil and spreads lies but he also cares SO deeply.

Even if it was just meant to be a job, he still raised a whole cookie and gifted her shoes that she still wears to this day. I honestly think that during the dinner show he showed Candy Apple that they weren’t real in a desperate attempt to make her see the audience too, to make him feel less alone. Also, in that very same update, while he was slandering everyone that ever breathed, he never said anything negative about Custard III. He never painted him as a spoiled brat, if I remember correctly, he said that he was a poor child that was affected by the Ancient’s actions.

There’s also this image that’s absolutely adorable

In cookie chat when you tell him that he’s “the most caring cookie you know,” his reaction is pretty much like “who me? 🥹 and he says that he wants to keep you around. Also it’d be pretty deep for him because the player is the only real person he could interact with (some food for thought for any self shippers. Not really my thing but they’re feeding yall well).

TL;DR: Black Sapphire could never work for Mystic Flour cuz he cares so deeply and All the World’s a Stage will always be peak

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twin, may i ask for any other clottedsapphire fics or art you recommend? I'll give u two if u give me like- any tbh. I lowkey loved Any fool Can See and this other one called Two Snakes in a bed, although both don't have many chapters up rn :(

I feel like a sleeper agent and this ask is my wake word

All the World’s a Stage: I will never not glaze this fic, it’s SO GOOD! While staying in the Crème Republic, Black Sapphire spreads a rumor about Light Cream, only to find that she’s missing the next day. Clotted Cream and Black Sapphire team up to find her

Checkmates: College au one shot where Financier signs Clotted Cream up for chess club and he finds Black Sapphire

5 Times Clotted Cream tried Confessing and 1 Time it Finally Worked: Title is self explanatory, and it’s absolutely adorable

You’re Safe Here: Same author as Any Fool Can See, Black Sapphire has a breakdown and Clotted Cream comforts him

404 Boundary Not Found: Unfortunately I think this one is discontinued, but it’s another college au where Clotted Cream and Black Sapphire share a dorm and Clotted Cream hates him. Shenanigans ensue

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Update: 404 Boundary Not Found has been updated today!

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*remembering the band bare naked ladies contains no ladies* call me back when they transition

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They're also fully clothed.

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One life change at a time

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AND they aren’t bears

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So we all know that Cleo and Deuce are absolutely adorable but I have to talk about one scene in 13 Wishes

After Howleen makes Cleo unpopular everyone forgot abt her entirely so Cleo tried to win everyone over by throwing a party right?

BUT WHY aren’t we talking abt how after Twyla says that Deuce could be her date to the party Cleo starts getting really excited and flustered??!!

Cleo, who can command the attention of ANY room she’s in, who is so unbelievably confident that it could make anyone jealous, gets SO excited at the idea of getting with Deuce that she loses her cool entirely (even if she tried to play it off)

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I think it’d be really funny if after Whisp got a corporeal form she became TERRIBLE at being subtle cuz she’s no longer a shadow

In an AU where she goes to MH with Val she sees Spelldon walking down the hall and points at him and teases Val about his crush while he’s trying his hardest to subtly tell her to shut up

Or if she knows someone is lying she’ll snap her head at Val to see his reaction and he has to try to make her look forward

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Clotted Cream reading the story of Seamoon to Cream Wine when she was a baby send post

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Who would propose (this will influence future headcanons)

Kouign-Amann

Prune Juice

They’d propose at the same time

Voting ended onJun 25

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Lil Cream Wine headcanon to feed the children (me)

Black Sapphire really likes crystals, gems, etc and when Cream Wine was little he gave her a book abt them

Overtime she started to also love rocks but she was more interested in how to make them into jewelry

Anyways grown up Cream Wine is a jeweler now and she made a amethyst necklace for Sapphire when she was starting her job