unbiass

28 she/they

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[unbiass]

Ryan Murphy WISHES he could capture the lightning in a bottle that was Ugly Betty but he never will

[twtuwuowo]

Richard Papen is truly god's strongest soldier because imagine being in love with every single member of your friend group and then learning said friends regularly host hedonistic rituals in which they all sleep together and to which you alone are not invited

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[boycritter]

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

[divorcedwife]

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[klimtsonian]

it’s so confusing sometimes to be a girl ❤️‍🔥

[ahotknife]

she kills me

[o-kurwa]

[the-honqueror]

Your dashboard has been visited by Manny! Reblog to help him along on his adventure~

[thickness-protection-program]

Dang rip America

[karlyboyyy]

[crystalfountain]

You gotta be bad You gotta be bold You gotta be wiser You gotta be hard You gotta be tough You gotta be stronger You gotta be cool You gotta be calm….

[lamignonette]

[earhartsease]

[orangechickenpillow]

This is how the movie went right