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kay’s masterlist

heartbeat summary: it’s cold and there’s bed sharing and softness, oh my [part 1] [part 2] [part 3]

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stars summary: the mandalorian comes back from a hunt, but you’re not quite ready to go from being cooped up on the ship planetside, to being cooped up on the ship in space [oneshot]

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ibac’ner summary: that’s mine [part 1]

#masterlist #the mandalorian #mandalorian x reader #din djarin x reader

the-nugget-squad

I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

#ugh the way i would LOVE to try this with my fangs in if i didn't have to worry about any breakage or injury

sky-kenobye

There's a medieval drawing of a guy that looks like he's giving a blowjob to another guy. Or pulling his pants down.

(They're actually swordfighting)

(It doesn't look like swordfighting)

sky-kenobye

In case you were doubting me.

unbound-space-trash

that's not swordfighting, that's swordswallowing

krtek-daily

#little mole?! it's little mole on my dash!!!

wtf-is-hockey

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

pseudospaceship

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

#this!!!#i'm gonna cross stitch or embroider this and frame it as a reminder

blanq

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

daughter-of-prospero

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

me: I’ve still yet to finish watching all of the xfiles

roomie: yeah, but I bet you’ve watched the first couple seasons enough that you can tell us what the fifth episode of season one is about

me: nah idk, probably the jersey devil episode

#kay speaks #i hate that she was right

persianmom-deactivated20260602

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

bugshroom

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

#ugh please yes just let me do that #stop making me go through the agonisingly slow process of waiting for a fucking appointment to open up just to have a consult #to begin talking to a specialist about it #but noooo this has to be A Process because we want you to change your mind about it while you wait 🙄#it's been a year since they put me on the waiting list i'm so sick of this JUST REMOVE IT)

pixiemage

Hey there! Just a friendly reminder/PSA from your friendly neighborhood Pixiemage!

“Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” is too often (incorrectly) used as a cover-all tag, on fics ranging from Vaguely Uncomfortable to Serious Shit, as a replacement for any intense tags relating to the story. People will use it to say “Holy shit guys some INTENSE SHIT happens in this story” without actually saying what that Intense Shit™ is.

In actuality, the “Dead Dove” tag is meant to be used in addition to other warning tags. Pulled from a scene from the show Arrested Development (look it up on YouTube!), it means “Hi! Hey! I labeled this fic to warn you of what’s in it, so you might REALLY want to read those labels! This fic is exactly what it says on the tin! The tags are accurate! Don’t say I didn’t warn you, because this is me warning you! Read the tags!”

So before you accidentally use the “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag without context, here’s your preemptive lesson for next time. Please tag your fics accordingly! Ta!

~ Pixie

rosa-maltz

I still miss this show…

BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER

enki2

twinkhole-destroyer

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

#they said this at my job when looking for new staff #it's not that no one wants to work anymore #is that people know their worth and want to be able to earn benefits from their time #they don't want to be hired as a casual with full time hours because you don't want to pay people sick/annual leave #and because you need everyone to be in the office because you're understaffed so you discourage paid time off #fuck you #we want to accrue time off and have the security of a permanent job position to be able to apply for a loan #and to not be worried about bills if we have to take sick leave

bergamote-catsandbooks

Which Horror Genre Are You?

Thanks for the tag @sizzlingcloudmentality 💀👻

Do the quizz here

paranormal horror —fear of the unknown—

sometimes also referred to as supernatural horror, paranormal horror focuses on fear of the unknown (ghosts, demons, witches, spirits, etc.), dread, and events that can’t be explained by science, like telekinesis. they’re commonly set in haunted houses and often have exorcisms, demonic possession, and religious horror. paranormal horror focuses on creating an energy of foreboding and unease through the unexplainable. | movies: the conjuring, the exorcist, poltergeist, 1408 | songs: “burn the witch” by radiohead and “(don’t fear) the reaper” by blue öyster cult

I’m very happy (and terrified) by this result. I love haunted houses and paranormal because it scares the shit out of me so I’m happy this is apparently who I am!

Npt (trying to tag horror fans and maybe others who I think could be into it?) @oonajaeadira @whatsnewalycat @imaswellkid @quinnnfabrgay @maggiemayhemnj @iknowisoundcrazy @simpingforjoel and whoever wants to play!

oonajaeadira

Now here's a quiz I can relate to.

I also got paranormal horror!!! And while it's not the top of my list of horror when it comes to a cozy night on the couch, it is definitely the type of horror I am.

tags: @grogusmum @insomniamamma @the-blind-assassin-12 @littlemisspascal @missredherring @honestly-shite

writeforfandoms

I know I was not tagged but this looked like fun so I hopped on!

You know what? I'm okay with this.

Not adding tags but if you want to play, come play!

unbound-space-trash

also not tagging, if you see it, have fun

bearslime

The Question Quail

mellointheory

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

the-haiku-bot

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mellointheory

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

the-haiku-bot

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.