Domestic Bickering Sentences, Vol. 4
(Sentences for problems - big, small, serious, and light - between muses in a relationship. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Can we not do this right now?"
"I'm not speaking to you right now."
"Maybe I don't always want your opinion!"
"You are the most stubborn man I've ever met!"
"I called you nine times. You didn't call me back."
"Let's not start this tedious argument again."
"That's rather petty, even for you!"
"You said you wouldn't mention that!"
"What is it I'm supposed to have done?"
"This is all your fault!"
"Are you bringing home strays now?"
"Sometimes you're like a spoilt little boy!"
"I really don't want to have this conversation right now."
"You are the most exasperating woman I have ever met!"
"Oh. You're moody again."
"I still don't think there's anything impressive or romantic about this."
"That's the last time you don't tell me what's happening when it's happening, you got it?"
"Something's been bugging you all day, and that's okay. You know what? We're all allowed to have our bad days! But you know what's not fine? Blaming it all on me."
"I think this is a conversation for another time."
"I'm right and you know it."
"You're not going to let it go, are you?"
"Why is it so hard to stay mad at you?"
"I don't care about some tedious work thing - I just want to spend Friday night with you!"
"What makes you think I'm being sarcastic?"
"Didn't you hear me calling you?"
"You know, maybe I'm not the problem? Maybe it's you!"