The Library Official

Is it a liminal space you only escape if it lets you? Sure! But we've got places to rest and books to read, not to mention food and drink.

[uncanny-library-official]

So many books... so little time

Why not stay in a place where you've got all the time in the world?

[homunculus-argument]

Libraries are sneaky, because once you go in, it's soo easy to get a library card, and once you have one, you can pretty much grab one of everything of all the stuff they have there with no consequence, and take it home. But then once you're home and you've read all the stuff you'll have to go back to the library to return the stuff, and once you're at the library again, you're at the library again, so might as well pop in to see what they got, and then you're hauling half their shit home again, and then you'll need to return to the library to return them, so you're at the library again

And the next thing you know you've read 3000 books, your crops are clear and your skin is watered, an angel descents from the heaven to suck your dick twice a week, and also you've got some books to return so you've got a perfectly valid reason to go pop in to the library. Just a little bit.

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[dipper-m-pines]

I was actually unintentionally pretty sexist when I first came out lol

[uncanny-library-official]

IT IS COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO SPEAK IN SUCH A MANNER NOT OUT OF MALICE BUT IGNORANCE. THE FACT YOU RECOGNIZE IT NOW IS PROOF OF GROWTH.

[dipper-m-pines]

Thanks, why are you yelling?

[uncanny-library-official]

THE ANSWER TO THAT IS... COMPLEX. PUT SIMPLY, I'M NOT, BUT RATHER SPEAKING NORMALLY WITH MY WORDS BEING TRANSMITTED TO THIS DEVICE THROUGH A MENTAL LINK.

[dipper-m-pines]

Oh. Well it kind of reads like you're yelling, just so you know.

[uncanny-library-official]

I AM WELL AWARE. IT CANNOT BE HELPED. I APOLOGIZE.

[dipper-m-pines]

I was actually unintentionally pretty sexist when I first came out lol

[uncanny-library-official]

IT IS COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO SPEAK IN SUCH A MANNER NOT OUT OF MALICE BUT IGNORANCE. THE FACT YOU RECOGNIZE IT NOW IS PROOF OF GROWTH.

[dipper-m-pines]

Thanks, why are you yelling?

[uncanny-library-official]

THE ANSWER TO THAT IS... COMPLEX. PUT SIMPLY, I'M NOT, BUT RATHER SPEAKING NORMALLY WITH MY WORDS BEING TRANSMITTED TO THIS DEVICE THROUGH A MENTAL LINK.

[dipper-m-pines]

I was actually unintentionally pretty sexist when I first came out lol

[uncanny-library-official]

IT IS COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO SPEAK IN SUCH A MANNER NOT OUT OF MALICE BUT IGNORANCE. THE FACT YOU RECOGNIZE IT NOW IS PROOF OF GROWTH.

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Kaladin: Alright Princeling, and how many hours of sleep did YOU get last night?

Adolin: A full seven hours.

Kaladin: Straight?

Adolin: No, bisexual.

Kaladin: That’s not what I-

Shallan: Wow Kaladin, you act so concerned about his sleep and then you proposition him?

Kaladin, somewhat flustered: Storms I hate hanging out with you two.

Pattern: Mmmmmmmmmmmm

[crypticscholar020020]

Sometimes Kaladin says things that are incongruent with his actions

Fascinating

[uncanny-library-official]

I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT WAS A DELIBERATE MISUNDERSTANDING ON ADOLIN'S PART. THIS A THING HUMANS DO FOR... SEVERAL REASONS I UNDERSTAND.

[library-of-hell]

Now I understand if you return a book in late. Maybe your boat broke down, maybe you had to watch your souffle, maybe your cat bit your arm off. But seriously, it's been weeks, bring the books back.

[uncanny-library-official]

HAVE YOU NOT REALIZED BY NOW I ADDED THEM TO MY OWN COLLECTION?

[library-of-hell]

The uncanny library?! (I feel like I just ripped the mask off of a scooby doo villain) I need those books, I have 3 empty bookshelves!

[uncanny-library-official]

I WILL LET YOU CHECK THEM OUT

[library-of-hell]

I can't check out my own books, they were already checked out! By you! When you checked them out! And then stole them! How about a trade?

[uncanny-library-official]

NO TRADE NEEDED. TAKE THEM.

[library-of-hell]

Now I understand if you return a book in late. Maybe your boat broke down, maybe you had to watch your souffle, maybe your cat bit your arm off. But seriously, it's been weeks, bring the books back.

[uncanny-library-official]

HAVE YOU NOT REALIZED BY NOW I ADDED THEM TO MY OWN COLLECTION?

[library-of-hell]

The uncanny library?! (I feel like I just ripped the mask off of a scooby doo villain) I need those books, I have 3 empty bookshelves!

[uncanny-library-official]

I WILL LET YOU CHECK THEM OUT

[anremithrl]

Hello. Got rid of my introduction post because someone did remind me of common sense and being safe on the internet and not volunteering personal information. I am slightly sad because I did like my intro.

I think I'll go back to being a mysterious lizard on the internet, I suppose.

Hello. I am me. I mostly post about Mathematics and the Cosmere, but as this is my main blog, also any other random shiny posts I see and wish to reblog.

I have 13 sideblogs! My three favourites at the moment are @the-ordinals, @the-first-gem, and @nightblood-type-iv-entity, so check them out!

[inferno-the-skywing]

No Ruin? You'll hurt its feelings. /silly

[anremithrl]

I mean, someone else is Ruin. That one isn't one of mine. (Should we maybe make a roll (role?) call of Cosmere rp blogs?)

[inferno-the-skywing]

I thought you were @the-voice-of-god

[the-voice-of-god]

Yeah that's not me. I suppose that means you don't know who I am.

[inferno-the-skywing]

Would you like to join the roll call?

[burrbeast]

Sure. I am:

@the-voice-of-god

And

@chasmfiend-nestling

[uncanny-library-official]

FINALLY! A MOOT I FIGURED OUT!

[library-of-hell]

Now I understand if you return a book in late. Maybe your boat broke down, maybe you had to watch your souffle, maybe your cat bit your arm off. But seriously, it's been weeks, bring the books back.

[uncanny-library-official]

HAVE YOU NOT REALIZED BY NOW I ADDED THEM TO MY OWN COLLECTION?

[king-of-alethkar-official]

Have you ever tried covering your safehand and learning to read? It would probably keep your enemies guessing better, maybe it'd even help you relax.

I wanted to a lot when I was younger, Jasnah even let me borrow her dresses when I was 14 but when father found out he called me “a disgrace upon his good name” and “a disappointment to the entire Kholin household” so I stopped considering doing it.

[uncanny-library-official]

WOULD YOU CONSIDER LIVING IN THIS BUILDING FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED?

[anremithrl]

Oh! A library where I can escape the world! Sounds absolutely lovely. Would consider, yes. Considered. Yes.

[uncanny-library-official]

AND YOUR RESPONSE?

[anremithrl]

It's the yes, after the word considered. Yes. Library. I am there.

[uncanny-library-official]

GOOD.

[king-of-alethkar-official]

Have you ever tried covering your safehand and learning to read? It would probably keep your enemies guessing better, maybe it'd even help you relax.

I wanted to a lot when I was younger, Jasnah even let me borrow her dresses when I was 14 but when father found out he called me “a disgrace upon his good name” and “a disappointment to the entire Kholin household” so I stopped considering doing it.

[uncanny-library-official]

WOULD YOU CONSIDER LIVING IN THIS BUILDING FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED?

[anremithrl]

Oh! A library where I can escape the world! Sounds absolutely lovely. Would consider, yes. Considered. Yes.

[uncanny-library-official]

AND YOUR RESPONSE?

[king-of-alethkar-official]

Have you ever tried covering your safehand and learning to read? It would probably keep your enemies guessing better, maybe it'd even help you relax.

I wanted to a lot when I was younger, Jasnah even let me borrow her dresses when I was 14 but when father found out he called me “a disgrace upon his good name” and “a disappointment to the entire Kholin household” so I stopped considering doing it.

[uncanny-library-official]

WOULD YOU CONSIDER LIVING IN THIS BUILDING FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED?

[the-first-gem]

I just got back from being dead and apparently you got to gather with my sister after I died, what the heck! ):<

- @king-of-alethkar-official

Well yes, people get together sometimes. Usually when they like each other. What is the problem?

[king-of-alethkar-official]

The problem is that she deserves better than a freaking clown ):<

[uncanny-library-official]

THE CLOWN IS A FORCE OF NATURE OLDER THAN MY CURRENT PHYSICAL FORM.

[the-first-gem]

Not a clown. A Wit. I'm pretty and witty.

[uncanny-library-official]

RELATIVELY.

[the-first-gem]

I just got back from being dead and apparently you got to gather with my sister after I died, what the heck! ):<

- @king-of-alethkar-official

Well yes, people get together sometimes. Usually when they like each other. What is the problem?

[king-of-alethkar-official]

The problem is that she deserves better than a freaking clown ):<

[uncanny-library-official]

THE CLOWN IS A FORCE OF NATURE OLDER THAN MY CURRENT PHYSICAL FORM.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

the way Ruin can't even say Leras' name. "my colleague" "your predecessor" honey you are thousands of years old this is embarrassing

[the-first-gem]

Terribly embarrassing, what have you to say for yourself, @ati-official.

[ati-official]

I would like to plead duress, I was not in full control of my faculties at the time, go bother @the-voice-of-god instead.

[the-voice-of-god]

This is what Ati does whenever he doesn't want to take accountability.

But sure, I'll take the blame. Maybe it's just because I don't like Leras.

[the-first-gem]

I hope Ati doesn't know about this dealbreaker.

[the-voice-of-god]

What, me not liking Leras? Because if so, he definitely knows

[leras-official]

he is most certainly aware.

[ati-official]

Librahry

[leras-official]

are you feeling alright

[ati-official]

What?

[leras-official]

ati what does that even mean. what is "librahry." are you ill

[ati-official]

It means librahry.

[leras-official]

love do you need to see a doctor

[ati-official]

I'm fine, I just felt librahry

[the-voice-of-god]

Ati I'm a bit concerned

[ati-official]

Why?

[the-voice-of-god]

Well. Librahry.

[ati-official]

What? Librahry.

[the-voice-of-god]

See, the thing is.. I'm not entirely sure what that's supposed to mean. Librahry.

[ati-official]

It means I want to build a library.

[the-voice-of-god]

You. You want to build a library?

[ati-official]

I want to build a library, they're cool

[the-voice-of-god]

I'm not so big on the preserving information (or anything, really..) but you know what. I can work with this.

[ati-official]

I just want to make information accessible while it exists, it's not like I'm asking for absolute permenancy

[the-voice-of-god]

Just as long as we're not writing any of this stuff down on metal

[ati-official]

Libraries don't write the books, Ruin, we just collect them

[the-voice-of-god]

There are some weird libraries out there

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

as someone who volunteers at a weird library. tis true

[sankta-wraith]

A library as an entity is physically incapable of writing the books, so matter how weird.

unless, of course, it’s a sentient library with being capable of enacting its will

[uncanny-library-official]

WHICH IS THE CASE FOR SOME.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

hell yes

[uncanny-library-official]

INDEED.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

the way Ruin can't even say Leras' name. "my colleague" "your predecessor" honey you are thousands of years old this is embarrassing

[the-first-gem]

Terribly embarrassing, what have you to say for yourself, @ati-official.

[ati-official]

I would like to plead duress, I was not in full control of my faculties at the time, go bother @the-voice-of-god instead.

[the-voice-of-god]

This is what Ati does whenever he doesn't want to take accountability.

But sure, I'll take the blame. Maybe it's just because I don't like Leras.

[the-first-gem]

I hope Ati doesn't know about this dealbreaker.

[the-voice-of-god]

What, me not liking Leras? Because if so, he definitely knows

[leras-official]

he is most certainly aware.

[ati-official]

Librahry

[leras-official]

are you feeling alright

[ati-official]

What?

[leras-official]

ati what does that even mean. what is "librahry." are you ill

[ati-official]

It means librahry.

[leras-official]

love do you need to see a doctor

[ati-official]

I'm fine, I just felt librahry

[the-voice-of-god]

Ati I'm a bit concerned

[ati-official]

Why?

[the-voice-of-god]

Well. Librahry.

[ati-official]

What? Librahry.

[the-voice-of-god]

See, the thing is.. I'm not entirely sure what that's supposed to mean. Librahry.

[ati-official]

It means I want to build a library.

[the-voice-of-god]

You. You want to build a library?

[ati-official]

I want to build a library, they're cool

[the-voice-of-god]

I'm not so big on the preserving information (or anything, really..) but you know what. I can work with this.

[ati-official]

I just want to make information accessible while it exists, it's not like I'm asking for absolute permenancy

[the-voice-of-god]

Just as long as we're not writing any of this stuff down on metal

[ati-official]

Libraries don't write the books, Ruin, we just collect them

[the-voice-of-god]

There are some weird libraries out there

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

as someone who volunteers at a weird library. tis true

[sankta-wraith]

A library as an entity is physically incapable of writing the books, so matter how weird.

unless, of course, it’s a sentient library with being capable of enacting its will

[uncanny-library-official]

WHICH IS THE CASE FOR SOME.