Everything Lives

cal ☆ 20 ☆ he/him ☆ boygirl thing ☆ lesbian

[uncannyrakuyo]

🦎🧪@ MlPHZEL [twitter]

💉🐗 RENTRY

🐊💿LETTERBOXED

🦦🔭SPOTIFY

[mintiedena]

Ganondorf in my style

[uncannyrakuyo]

Boiling, thundering outside and my room smells of lipstick like ok whatever

[iwatchsmiggles]

[ezlo-x]

incredible things are happening on my tomodachi life island

for giggles TP Ganon and my au Navi began to date and just today they got married. Come to find out that certain moth species feed on dead bodies so they are meant to be <3

[good-advice-ganondorf]

Kind of hate it how people act like Zelda is one of the queerest video game franchises out there, solely because Link is androgynous cause like. Welcome to queer Zelda moments we have

1. Orientalist crossdressing (played as a joke)

2. A MAN who pretends to be a WOMAN so he can get into WOMAN ONLY SPACES (also played as a joke)

3. A flamboyant gay man who wears makeup and pink and moans every line (played as a joke as well, but don't worry! It's a reference to Ocarina of Time's homophobic stereotypes! Nostalgic!)

4. Sidon and Link? (okay you guys are just making stuff up now)

[petsematary1983]

i'mgoing to start crying laughing at this video

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[pixelatedbugs]

would you rather have one cigarette for 5 dollars or 500 cigarettes for 5 dollars

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[uncannyrakuyo]

Dream bag is some from obscure discontinued Japanese brand I can’t find anywhere online let’s all die

[good-advice-ganondorf]

Us (YES us) leaving the theater halfway through the mid ass Zelda movie right before Ganondorf lays down some sweet life advice to his minions and one of them says "that was some pretty good advice, Ganondorf!"

[uncannyrakuyo]

I’m so glad the oomfies I have that r into that digital circus thing are normal and smart about it. Those people are so scary

[nephilimbrute]

PEAR1 day 👑🦑🎤

[getanshi]

talia often wears qipaos because she is an orientalist caricature and they have been the enduring dress representing chinese (and more erosively, broadly east asian) identity to western audiences since the 20s but i do really like when she wears them (if its not being used to make her a dragon lady) because 1. she’s a fashionista and it would be in character for her to be drawn to beautiful styles of dress 2. quality authentic qipaos are really comfortable and have pretty good range of movement which is valuable as a fighter and 3. its a dress with a bright history of being a symbol of freedom and unshackled femininity in republican-era china and i think it says something that a woman so often tied down by circumstances out of her control relating to the men in her life would find little things that are just for her with meaning like that

[sun-moon-talia]

in 2014 you could come on here and say “misogyny is bad and more ppl should consume media that includes women” and everyone would agree with you. nowadays you post something like “if you don’t care about women you might be a misogynist” and the reblogs are ppl saying “ummmmmm this take is actually problematic bc the only way i can escape misogyny is by pretending women don’t exist :/” we’re so cooked.

[onebadnoodle]

prince peach? prince toadstool? idk