Uncle Morty

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nighttrcll:

uncclemorty:

“Oooh, Miss Smarty witch eh? Go home to your cats.”

     “That’s a thing to be admired, okay. You go home to your cats.”

“I don’t really have a cat but Quirrell is sort like a cat.”

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nighttrcll:

uncclemorty:

“Shut up, what do you know? You’re a rabbit. Go eat carrots and annoy some bald hunters.”

       “Brightest witch of my age, so. More than you. And you can’t tell me what to do.”

“Oooh, Miss Smarty witch eh? Go home to your cats.”

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nighttrcll:

uncclemorty:

“That was one time and one time only.”

       “And not to mention he still lives to kick your ass.”

“Shut up, what do you know? You’re a rabbit. Go eat carrots and annoy some bald hunters.”

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nighttrcll:

uncclemorty:

“I’m a villain, I don’t need maturity.”

       “Oh yeah, I forgot. Given you got beaten by a baby and all.”

“That was one time and one time only.”

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nighttrcll:

uncclemorty:

“What’s that, I can’t hear you over the sound of my laughter.”

       “Very mature. Laugh all you want. I don’t even care.”

“I’m a villain, I don’t need maturity.”

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nighttrcll:

uncclemorty:

A high wheezy laugh emitted from him. “That’s funny, I thought you were an angora rabbit.”

      “Ha, ha. Very funny. And look who’s opening their mouth.”

“What’s that, I can’t hear you over the sound of my laughter.”

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nighttrcll:

uncclemorty:

“Wouldn’t that make you a muggle?”

         “… yes? A muggleborn, technically.”

A high wheezy laugh emitted from him. “That’s funny, I thought you were an angora rabbit.”

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nighttrcll:

uncclemorty:

“Are they dentists or something?”

       “They are. Muggle ones, at that.”

“Wouldn’t that make you a muggle?”

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~CHRISTMAS~! RP Starters

"Ho-ho-holy shit it's almost Christmas."

"I see that you purposely gave the gingerbread men horrified expressions. I suppose it's so we feel bad as we eat them?"

"NO DON'T FLING YOURSELF AT THE TREE THIS ISN'T ELF."

"How come you're not on top of that tree, angel~?"

"You better not pout, you better not cry, you better good I'm telling you why— the in-laws are coming make a good impression."

"I'm not saying that you can't reach the top of the tree to put on the star...but you could just ask for help."

"Did you know it's scientifically proven that Santa won't come any faster if you keep sticking your head up the chimney?"

"DON'T TOUCH THE COOKIES THEY'RE NOT READY YET!"

"So...just you and me...y'know..chillin'...totally normal except HEY THERE'S SOME MISTLETOE UP THERE WOULD YOU LOOK aT tHAT WHAT A COINCEDENCE!"

"I brought you some hot chocolate while you wait for Santa."

"What do you want for Christmas again?"

"Why does Frosty the Snowman look like a demon?"

"Let's drink our sorrows out with the elves and some eggnog."

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I have so few icons. This upsets me and needs to be remedied ASAP.

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nighttrcll:

uncclemorty:

“Why does sugar exist? It just makes you fat and burns your throat yet it makes things taste so good.”

      “And to rot your teeth, as my parents always say. But you’ve basically got it.”

“Are they dentists or something?”

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“Why does sugar exist? It just makes you fat and burns your throat yet it makes things taste so good.”

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                                       ❝You'd think killing people 

                                        would make them like you, 

                                      but it doesn't, it just..... 

                                                                 it just makes them dead! ❞

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weaselkiing replied to your post:weaselkiing replied to your photo:weaselkiing...

I DONT I WANT YOU GONE

BABY COME BACK.

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weaselkiing replied to your photo:weaselkiing Ronald-kun. You make my kokoro go doki...

nO FUCK OFF

; ) You know you want me.

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weaselkiing

Ronald-kun. You make my kokoro go doki doki.

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“Fuck me like you hate me.”