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venerable-thief

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

somethingusefulfromflorida

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

quinnception

mariopowertennis

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

cynical-werewolf

Today’s Friday, though.

sketchlock

tiktaalic

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

creepymutelilbugger

thats because its plance. there are others as well

priorwaltress

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

ashstfu

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

no-chill-at-all

savedgame

charl0ttan

deadelated

(maintenance light that appears to depict a child hugging their mother illuminates on my car's dashboard) oh that one just comes on sometimes, not sure what it is

c3rvida3

Whitney Houston If She Were a Whitetail Deer: Oh, I wanna prance with somebody. I'm hunted for my meat with somebody.

drakensberg-blog

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

poupon

how dare you say we piss on the poor

werewolf-transgenderism

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

robotslenderman

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swagophile

spoke to my evil maid and she told me i'm not allowed to erect giant evil black obsidian stone pillars and give evil monologues anymore. she said everyone could see up my dress the whole time. she said theyve all been staring at my panties. every time. she said the hero thinks my ducky panties are cute. she actually said that. fuck the prophecy i think i need to just kill myself now instead. i'm ruined.