Here Lies My Dignity

She/Her Usual statue: Panic attack

[orteil42]

(at the art museum) lol come on now that one's CLEARLY ai. clocks don't melt like that

[unclarifiedrambling]

I dont think aliens would judge us like people always say. I think they’d find us relatable.

Like “oh, you guys consume things that are clearly harmful because its fun” or “you make the same mistake over and over too”

The only way for a species to grow and evolve is to have somewhere to start from and i think theyd see us as an earlier version of themselves (and thus avoid us until we evolve or blow ourselves up).

[libertea-and-icedcoffee]

[horrorfag420]

HAPPY FAGTOBER EVERYBODY

[unclarifiedrambling]

finally, a holiday for me

[unclarifiedrambling]

Trick or treat

Sorry kid, all I got is caramel and I don’t think you’d fare well with those. However, you have given me a second option.

*places a singular banana peel on the ground*

Step forward.

[zalabratarts]

Oh wow thank you sir

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Slips and Falls down infinite staircase

[unclarifiedrambling]

Happy Fall.

[unclarifiedrambling]

Trick or treat

Sorry kid, all I got is caramel and I don’t think you’d fare well with those. However, you have given me a second option.

*places a singular banana peel on the ground*

Step forward.

[askicetheleopard]

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

🇺🇲👍

Uh

@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

[cheeseindeed-deactivated2025022]

💀💅

@re-bon-bon-san @thegreatpapaya666

[re-bon-bon-san]

🥳🥺

??? So sad Partier!? Lmao

@brozonesimp

[mikefrankscigarettes-deactivate]

😔💎

WHAT'S THIS SUPPOSED TO BE?

@sapphiremissesyou @sam-winchesters-my-bf55

[anthony-stolitz-version]

🤠🫂

wtf man lol

@daydream-the-demon @asheracer12

[daydream-reblog]

💘😈

Uhm? I mean I guess not wrong???

@author-of-the-year @sahcoraaa

[author-of-the-year]

lmao it’s not technically incorrect

💀🔥

uuhhhhhmmm. sure

@sadi3-l0ves @nottefierr @mochadagoober

[sc3n3-d0ll]

🪽🎀

Yeah that's me

@carmyn-rambles @sparky4577 @omeasfo @myl0l0v3scl0uds

[unstableunicornsofasgard]

💛🖤

..yeah, pretty much

open tags

[petewentzsvaginabones]

😭‼️

please tell me what this means..

@neomustdiexo @whats-a-girl-to-do @thankyouforthev3n0m +open tags

[thankyouforthev3n0m]

🤷‍♀️💜

wait this is actually so real

@d3l-t4co @jadest0ne

[d3l-t4co-deactivated20250809]

🤷‍♂️😔

we both seem very confused lolz

@glitterbombedshadow

@rip-my-heart-out-and-eat-it

@saturnplaza

@simp4diobrando

@randomslinky

[rip-my-heart-out-and-eat-it]

👀😔

sad horny? checks out

@k1t-k4t5-l0b0t0my @nao-walks-into-poles @cr33p-a-z01d @butter-your-flies

[k1t-k4t5-l0b0t0my]

🫀🦠

heart infestation? infection? disease? idk man smths wrong

@c00kiek4t @railway323 +open tags ;3

[azoka-the-cryptid]

⬆️👋 …what? @winedownthesink @reinafish

[bxtteryacid-deactivated20241203]

👽🥧

Huh. Should should i Be concerned,,,

@worldsbiggestnerd101 @urlocalweirdperson1232 @imonthenoflylist @kittykatkatelol plus open tags rah

[urlocalweirdperson1232]

😔🏳️‍🌈

Tf

@justalittlerandomartist @yeetafry @bunniesbearsandadventures n anyone else

[bunniesbearsandadventures]

😉🙄

Its whatever you want it to be ;3

@possibly-in-wonderland @coyfsh @arya-eats-chips @punjab-official @sleeplessdreamer14

[sleeplessdreamer14]

🍉🌹

this is actually a really cool concept :}

@sourlemonsprout @the-weirdos-mind @obsessive-ego @sleeplesshottubtheorist @vulpixen @uselessalexis165

[uselessalexis165]

😭🏳️‍🌈

lmao huh??

@anxiously-drawing-again @hemlock-reads @astral--horrorshow @fiendishfan @aalbliii @jammyjams1910 @just-an-emily-existing @iceemoondemon

[rafaelsspaceship-deactivated202]

🔫

O

welllllllllll I guess that checks out

@starlightplaysandart @thefluffyrailway-official @septemberofgenders @neoninglitchen

If anyone ive tagged dont like being tagged please let me know so i can remove you from being tagged and avoid tagging you in the future

[thefluffyrailway-official]

🐑🍞

YAS!!! I'M A LOAF SHEEP!!!!

@steam-beasts @uncoupledengine :D

[zalabratarts]

🖕😢

Uhh well that’s definitely an answer

@localpigeon22 @localraccoon808 @leedrawsart @lewisbruh @unclarifiedrambling

[unclarifiedrambling]

🥺🐀

That too is an answer

@caylacomix @techsharkie

[unclarifiedrambling]

My college class schedule is finally normal, huzzah.

[astrodude-87-deactivated2025071]

HEY! If you reblog this post with your favorite color and a sample of your handwriting, I’ll assign you a redacted character! 😎

Here’s mine for example:

psssst @dawnofiight

[localpigeon22]

[localpigeon22]

These people don't know this but I now want them to see too

@zalabratart

@localraccoon808

@unclarifiedrambling

[unclarifiedrambling]

They never specified modern english handwriting >:3

Edit: Probably should’ve asked what redacted is first lol

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

This guy in my town owns a rug store, and he’s always changing his sign out front but he’s also the biggest Dad in the world so his jokes are awful but brilliant

[copperbadge]

Well I know where I’m going next time I need a rug. 

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[wafflesmcgeesus]

I reblog this everytime it comes on my dash and I’m unashamed

[unclarifiedrambling]

Im not only surprised they made a manga, but that it has a second issue

[localpigeon22]

NO ONE TOLD ME?!?!

[unclarifiedrambling]

Its at Barnes and Nobles right now, you know know the one.

[holofyz]

Tagged by @flowerprintundies Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

First 5 on Shuffle

Dark Black Makeup - Radkey

Right On, Frankenstein! - Death From Above 1979

Everything Changes - Flying Colors

Welcome to Lady Hell - Dirt Poor Robins

My Fortress - Triosphere

Voting ended onAug 6, 2024

I tag @weyounpussyindulgence @k-simp @explorerof-theunknown @destroyersopera @m00nstorm @unidentifiedprimate @unstableforensicscientist

[weyounpussyindulgence-deactivat]

Firstly, you have great taste. Second, I chose Welcome to Lady Hell

First 5 on shuffle

Heard Somebody Cry - Oingo Boingo

What’s Number One? - Boz Scaggs

Nobody’s Baby But Mine - Chips

Hungarian Dance No. 5 - Satan’s Pilgrims

Two Timin’ Lover - The Firebirds

Voting ended onAug 12, 2024

Tagging @coelacat @youareenoughphan @humancatperson @cannibalspicnic @darthnostra @andys-whatever @slushi-chan @trektown @evilbubblewrap @rippleberries and anybody else who wants to do this

[slushi-chan]

Thanks for the tag

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most

First Five on Shuffle

Thought Contagion - Muse

Dangerous - Big Data

4u - blackbear

Along Comes Mary

Damini - USS

Voting ended onAug 12, 2024

I haven’t listened to some of these in a while, I don’t have a playlist really I just listen to what I feel like and tend to get hyperfixated on certain songs, so I just shuffled all of what I had on my phone (my fave of these is Damini followed by Thought Contagion)

Tagging: @unidentifiedprimate @rock-n-macabre @msookyspooky @vanellygal anyone else who wants to do it

[vanellygal]

First 5 I think of

Can't Tame Her - Zara Larsson

Hard Times - The Jetzons

Out of Oklahoma- Lainey Wilson

Step by Step - New Kids On The Block

What Kind Of Man - Florence + The Machine

Voting ended onAug 13, 2024

I like these five a lot, but I rotate what songs I play on repeat often. I had to restrain the urge to not cover this in Twisters full soundtrack LOL! Vote for your favorite.

@hyacinth43 @hallowgrove @asktrio516 @hecklefreckled @silver-blooded-synthetics and whoever else wants to do this!

[asktrio516]

Fine I’ll play. I hate tagging bc anxiety so anyone who feels like it join in ✨

Wonderland by Caravan Palace

JOYRIDE by Kesha

Obstacles by Syd Matters

Everything Black by Unlike Pluto, Mike Taylor

Chokehold Cherry Python by Ashnikko

Voting ended onAug 7, 2024

[zalabratarts]

Well I’m bored so here we go

E

Live long enough to see yourself become a hero by natewanttobattle

We are rebels/baybade burst quad drive intro theme by natewanttobattle

Good riddance (time of your life) by Green Day

On and on by cartoon

Renegade by paramore

Voting ended onAug 13, 2024

Ok now anyone can hop in

But I’m tag

@localraccoon808 @localpigeon22 @cilahax @unclarifiedrambling

[unclarifiedrambling]

Nothing better to do I suppose

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )?

You Get What You Give - New Radicals

The Man Who Sold The World - Midge Ure version

Pork and Beans Weezer

The Town Inside Me - Bridget Guilty Gear

Not Like Us - Kendrick Lamar

Voting ended onAug 7, 2024

I will not be criticized, only judged

@techsharkie @caylacomix @localpigeon22

[unclarifiedrambling]

Im not only surprised they made a manga, but that it has a second issue

[unclarifiedrambling]

Had a fun idea, want to try it out. Lets write a letter together. I’ll write the first word and you guys can add another one at a time. Hope this goes well.

Dear

[localpigeon22]

About to make a spider-sona like the cringe I am. @zalabrat @unclarifiedrambling I request you two to join me in my cringe.

[unclarifiedrambling]

You know this will end poorly

[localpigeon22]

U got this join the cringe with me

[unclarifiedrambling]

Fine, what are the parameters

[localpigeon22]

About to make a spider-sona like the cringe I am. @zalabrat @unclarifiedrambling I request you two to join me in my cringe.

[unclarifiedrambling]

You know this will end poorly

[unclarifiedrambling]

Thats it, I’m officially done. I am formally abandoning drawing humans and humanoids forever. I have never drawn one well, they always turn out terrible and there is no sign of improvement. I have had my resignation notarized and will never again attempt a humanoid.