Deluxe and Delovely

she/her | writer of fic and original work | nsfw content posted here | on AO3 as chocolatepot | find my whump fic at @darkchocolatepot

[chocolatepot]

You can find all of my fics under this username at AO3! Fandoms represented there include:

Our Flag Means Death

Good Omens

Original Work (not strictly speaking a fandom)

Howl's Moving Castle

and many many many more, as I like participating in multifandom exchanges!

You can also find my f/f mirrored at Sunset.

Series

Sweet Damsels: all of my OFMD f/f genderbends

A Kiss on the Hand: OFMD fics based on a list of reasons for kissing someone on the hand I found on Tumblr

He That Plays the King: an original m/m series set in a fantasy version of 10th century England

Silk and Leather: a pair of porny genderbent (f/f) Moshang fics

Twelvetide Drabbles: a series of drabbles I wrote for a 2022 charity drive

Rec Lists

You can find my OFMD rec lists here, sorted by ships, tones, and other factors.

Bookmarks for other fandoms can be found here.

[mephistopheles]

um so quick question you do know that the world isn’t divided into People Blindly Accepting Of Gender Roles and Smart Trans Ppl. the world isn’t divided into People In Romantic Relationships and Single Aros. the world isn’t divided into People Who Socialize Easily and Oppressed Autistics. the world isn’t divided into Enlightened Queer People and Stupid Misogynists. like you are aware of this ? i hope you are aware of this

[merildae]

more pinup space wives because its winter break and i can draw what i want

[eosphoroz]

Not the Spongebob tieeee 😂 I'm dying

[sleepnoises]

slight adrenaline rush from finishing my quilt's 30 feet of handstitched binding 🏎️⚡💥

[sleepnoises]

don't ask about the tiny door... that's where i keep my ghouls

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

[groovysarity]

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

[latriviata]

ID: an undated exchange on Threads. booksbehindborders posts: “How do people who lived through the 80s and 90s stomach today? I can't fathom it. Surely you must be depressed?”

michiganfamilyadventures replies: “I am depressed. And don't call me Shirley.”

end ID

[postillfastill]

I think the best tumblr interaction I've ever had was when i replied to some post and referred to bigots with cute cartoon icons as "picrew racists" and this other person materialized out of NOWHERE to call me ableist and queerphobic because most people who use picrew are neurodivergent and nonbinary people. I was like, "i don't think that's true and also I am neurodivergent nonbinary people, what the fuck are you talking about", and they said VER BATIM "classic DARVO tactic" and were like why don't you just call me a slur or threaten me with violence since you're such an abuser or whatever, and I was like "I WAS JUST SAYING ITS FUNNY WHEN A BAD PERSON HAS A CUTE CARTOON ICON" and they immediately DM'd me their ENTIRE LEGAL STREET ADDRESS so I could doxx them or hurt them or something since I "clearly wanted to." Like that fast, like 2-3 replies. Pure unadulterated tumblr condensed into such a succinct exchange. 🤌 can't get that anywhere else baby.

[jaimehwatson]

My Deep Space 9 self-insert fantasy is working for Garak in his tailor shop, however, I also know for a fact that he would be a terrible boss. He would be liable to snap and yell at me over tiny mistakes just because he's having a bad day. He'd drop everything and leave me to man the counter myself, no matter how many customers were waiting, the second Bashir showed up and asked him to lunch. He'd get drunk and oversleep the next morning and be late to open the place, but expect me to just stand there waiting indefinitely on the promenade and be ready to start working whenever he feels like showing up (obviously I can't unlock the door myself, he would never give me his constantly changing series of complex security codes). And then I'd probably die because he forgot about me when he blew it up.

[verylittlebird]

                                distraptor velociraptor =     ———————-

                               timeraptor

[arnaerr]

A scarf that I made for my partner

[the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis]

betty cooper told me the farming cult keeps recruiting her mentally ill friends who she sends in undercover to the farming cult so i asked her how many mentally ill friends she has and she said she just goes to the school paper and gets another one afterward so i said it sounds like she's just feeding people to the cult and then she told me she has the serial killer gene

[questionableadvice]

~ Modern Dancing, by Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Castle, 1914

Video of Vernon and Irene Castle demonstrating a proper dip (without grotesque attitudes!) starting at 1:09 in the 1915 film The Whirl of Life

[jesterlesbian]

what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender

[leaky-space-blog]

pride flags color-picked from ryland grace. happy gay month, y'all. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[dimorisik]

that's his rockstar husband

[allsonargent]

Tina Fey as Liz Lemon in 30 Rock (2006—2013)