Living that sweet, sweet muggle life.

this is a joke / caricature Harry Potter roleplay blog for Vernon Dursley. no serious threads will occur, as it is merely intended for a laugh. feel free to send in asks or memes! as written by Anon.

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Uncle Vernon - Watercolor (2nd try)

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@krumovik​

       ---- bonbon ~!!  ♥ ;) 

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@chamberofmuses started following uncleverncnnop

no solicitors, thank you !

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spitetm started following uncleverncn

who dis?

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@vaillance  started following uncleverncn

ah. finally. a perfectly normal boy. finally. are you lost, son?

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vernon: i'll sign your thing if you promise not to yell at marge when she's here

harry: sir your sister is literally satan so like i'm just going to forge your signature maybe

vernon: what was that boy?

harry: i mean, yes?

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     there’s only room for ONE cupboard in this house--- you’ll have to share.

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i, uh, have a tremendous respect for women,. . . .

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petunia! what day are we?? the neighbours are already all dressed up for Halloween !!

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--make ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇʟʏ ᴏʀᴅɪɴᴀʀʏ, ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ( as everyone should be ) GREAT AGAIN !!

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ambiidexter‌.

“…What?”

. . ..  .it’s... it’s pink. . . is this a wednesday, I’m not prepared yet  we need... we need to build a wall. all around the yard. there’s an infestation. and if there isn’t, there could be. and if there couldn’t be, I say there could be, and therefore I’m right. we need a wall.

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finally, a decent man. welcome, welcome. there are absolutely no oddities here, I can assure you. we are all perfectly normal, human, unextraordinary, well-adjusted, middle-class, proudly normal (did I mention that?) decent folk. any rumours otherwise are utter slander. fake news!

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@prophecyfaded started following uncleverncn

—— no. nope, non, nein. fake news.

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@mostsavage started following uncleverncn

wow. sometimes, I think we should change neighborhoods - - - the strays in the streets have gotten uglier. why aren’t they deported yet.

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