Deathclaws are giant dogs

hi im beri welcome to my fallout blog

[glumshoe]

If you romance Curie in Fallout 4, does that make things… awkward with you and Cogsworth?

[wild-west-wind]

With automatron you can give Codsworth a sexy new body too:

[glumshoe]

HELLO METAL HUSBAND

[husband]

(Butler voice) Your coochie, sir

[uncodsworthy]

Oc appearance meme

tagged by @fnvradio thanks for reminding me to post here

BODY

Long legs. Short legs. Average legs. Slender thighs.Thick thighs. Toned thighs. Skinny arms. Soft arms.Toned arms. Toned stomach. Flat stomach. Flabby Stomach. Soft stomach. Six-pack. Beer belly. Lean frame. Beefy/muscular frame. Voluptuous frame. Petite frame. Lanky frame. Short nails. Long nails. Manicured nails. Dirty nails. Flat ass. Toned ass. Bubble butt. Small waist. Average waist. Thick waist. Narrow hips. Average hips. Wide hips. Big feet. Average feet. Small feet. Soft feet. Slender feet. Calloused hands. Soft hands. Big hands. Average hands. Small hands. Long fingers. Short fingers. Average fingers. Narrow shoulders. Broad shoulders. Average shoulders. Underweight. Average weight. Overweight.

HEIGHT

Shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm-150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 170 cm. 171 cm to 180 cm. 181 cm to 190 cm.191 cm to 2m. Taller than 2 m.

SKIN

Pale. Rosy. Tanned. Olive. Medium. Dark. Blotchy. Smooth. Moles. Acne. Dry. Greasy. Freckled. Scars. Birthmarks.

EYES

Small. Large. Average. Grey. Black. Brown. Blue. Violet. Pink. Green. Gold. Hazel. Doe-eyed. Close-set. Wide-set. Deep-set. Monolid. Heavy eyelids. Upturned. Downturned.

HAIR

Thin. Thick. Fine. Normal. Greasy. Dry. Soft. Shiny. Curly. Frizzy. Wild. Unruly. Straight. Smooth. Wavy. Floppy. Cropped. Pixie-cut. Afro. Shoulder length. Back length. Waist length. Past hip-length. Buzz cut. Bald. Weave. Hair extensions. Jaw length. Mohawk. Dreadlocks. Box braids. Faux locks. White. Platinum blonde. Golden blonde. Dirty blonde. Blonde. Ombre. Light brown. Mouse brown. Chestnut brown. Golden brown. Chocolate brown. Dark brown. Jet black. Ginger. Red. Auburn. Dyed. Thin eyebrows. Average eyebrows. Thick eyebrows. Plucked eyebrows.

TATTOOS / PIERCINGS

Full sleeve. Thigh tattoo. Neck tattoo. Chest tattoo. Back tattoo. Shoulder blade tattoo. One tattoo. Face tattoo. Hand tattoo. A few here and there. Multiple. No tattoo. Monroe piercing. Nose piercing. Septum. Nipple piercing(s). Genital piercing(s). Industrial piercings. Earlobe piercings. Prince Albert piercing. Eyebrow piercing. Tongue piercing(s). Lip piercing(s). Top of the ear. Tragus piercing. Angel bites. Labret. Stretched out ears. Navel piercing. Inverse navel piercing. Cheek piercing(s). Smiley. Nape piercing(s). No piercings.

COSMETICS

Eyeliner. Light eyeliner. Heavy eyeliner. Cat eyes. Mascara. Fake eyelashes. Matte lipstick. Regular lipstick. Lipgloss. Red lips. Pink lips. Nude lips. Dark lips. Bronzer. Highlighter. Eyeshadow. Neutral eyeshadow. Smoky eyes. Colorful eyeshadow. Blush. Lipliner. Light contouring. Heavy contouring. Powder. Matte foundation. Shiny foundation. Concealer. Wears war paint from time to time. Wears make up regularly. Wears makeup time to time. Rarely wears make-up.

SCENT

Floral. Herbal. Earthy. Fruity. Perfumes. Aftershave. Cocoa. Moisturiser. Shampoo. Cigarettes. Leather. Fur. Sweat. Food. Incense. Marijuana. Cologne. Whiskey. Wine. Fried food. Blood. Fire. Metal. Rain.

CLOTHES 

Jeans. Tight pants. Overknee socks. Tights. Leggings. Yoga pants. Pencil skirt. Tight skirt. Loose skirt. Tight/Form-fitting dress. Cardigans. Tunic. Blouse. Button up shirt. Band-T-shirt. Sports-T-shirt. Sweatpants. Tanktop. Cut off t-shirt. Designer. High street. Leather jacket. Thrift. Lingerie. Long skirt. Miniskirt. Maxidress. Sun dress. Tie. Tuxedo. Cocktail dress. Highslit dress/skirt. T-shirt. Loose clothing. Tight clothing. Jean shorts. Sweater. Sweater vest.Waistcoat. Khaki pants. Suit. Hoodie. Harem pants. Basketball shorts. Boxers/Boxer-Briefs. Thong. Hotpants. Hipster panties. Bra. Sports bra. Crop top. Corset. Ballerina skirt. Leotard. Polka dot. Stripes. Glitter. Cotton. Linen. Silk. Lace. Leather. Velvet. Patterns. Florals. Neon colors. Pastels. Light colors. White. Black. Dark colours. Fur/Fauxfur. Revealing clothing. Heavy armor. Medium armor. Light Armor.

SHOES

Sneakers. Slip-ons. Flats. Slippers. Sandals. High heels. Kitten heels. Ankle boots. Combat boots. Knee-high. Platforms. Stripper heels. Bare feet. Loafers. Oxfords. Gladiator shoes.

not tagging anybody bc I still don’t interact enough lmao

[mermaidpiratevampire]

[vuwulpes]

[vuwulpes]

leo, stumbling into lilia and foster’s apartment in diamond city with the help of nick, covered in the blood of the man who killed his late husband and kidnapped their son, crying profusely because hes never felt so angry and its overwhelmed him to the point of tears because he isnt an angry or violent man at all and he just wants to nap and forget this all happened: hey guys lol i just beat someone to death no clickbait 2018

[vuwulpes]

leo, after helping carry 2 (two) crates of donations at the old mormon fort: Stop Grinding?😂 The Grind Never Stops💯 No Breaks😈 We Stay Dream Chasing💪I don’t get a break ✊ I’ll be out here grinding 😈 Imma be chasing dreams while you’re lounging 💯 the only thing i’m chasing🏃🏽😈is my dreams💭✊🏽keep grinding 💯RIP grandma👵🏼Romans 8:1🙏🏼busy?😂 you don’t know🤔 what busy is 🏃🏽fam👐🏻 i won't🙅🏻ever stop my grind💯nothing gets handed to me 🙄🙅🏻‍♂️ I work for everything I got ‼️but we ain’t done yet 💯😈👀 Nap?😂 I don’t know that word😴 while you taking Z’s 💤 I’m making W's🙌🏆U snooze you lose😤🤘can kill my ambition💯😈🙏🏻 i will never stop grinding🙏🏻even when im dead sleep is for the weak😴💯 U mean my TEAM⁉️ONE eats, we ALL eat🍽We out here grindin’ together💪😤 THAT’S family💯😈

[aesfocus]

You’re still here?

[vuwulpes]

foster: who drank all the nukacola????

lilia, not looking up from her pipboy: who sucked arcades dick

foster, knowingly: ok thanks! goodbye

[baastard]

fallout 4: your spouse is dead and your son is missing!!! the idyllic america you once knew has been reduced to a nuclear wasteland!!! how will you ever be able to move on and build a life for yourself in this bleak new world???? :((((

the sole survivor, sunglasses on, high as a fucking kite on jets, lounging on the rooftop of the base they spent the last 10 hours building from random shit they found around the commonwealth:

[shock]

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

[uncodsworthy]

❯❯ BOLD all that applies to your muse.

repost. do not reblog.

• eyes: blue | green | brown | hazel | gray | gray-blue | other

• hair: blonde | sandy | brown | black | auburn | ginger | grey / white | multi-color | other

• body type: skinny | slender | slim | built | curvy | fit | athletic  | muscular | chubby | overweight

• skin: pale | light | fair | freckled | tan | olive | medium | dark | discolored

• gender: male | female | trans | cis | agender | demigender | genderfluid | other | doesn’t like labels

• sexuality: heterosexual | homosexual | bisexual | pansexual | asexual | demisexual | other | doesn’t like labels

• species: human | undead | shapeshifter | demon | angel | witch | ghost | incubus / succubus | werewolf | alien | mutant | vampire | other

• education: high school | college | university | master’s degree | Ph.D. | other

• I’ve been: in love | hurt | ill | mentally abused | bullied | physically abused | tortured | brainwashed | shot

• positive traits: affectionate | adventurous | athletic | brave | careful | charming| confident | creative | cunning  | determined | forgiving | generous | honest | humorous | intelligent | loyal | modest | patient |selfless | polite | down-to-earth | diligent | romantic | moral | fun-loving | attractive | charismatic | calm

• negative traits: aggressive | bossy | cynical | envious | shy | fearful | greedy | gullible | jealous | impatient | impulsive | cocky | reckless | insecure | irresponsible | mistrustful | paranoid | possessive | sarcastic | self conscious | selfish | swears | unstable | clumsy | rebellious | emotional | vengeful | anxious| self-sabotaging | moody | peevish | angry | pessimistic | slacker | thin skinned | overly dramatic | argumentative

• living situation: lives alone | lives with parent(s) / guardian | lives with significant other | lives with friends | drifter | homeless | lives with children | depends on verse

• parents/guardian: mom | dad | adoptive | foster | grandmother | grandfather | sibling(s): sister | brother(s) | none | uncle | aunt

• relationship: single | crushing | dating | engaged | married | separated | it’s complicated | depends on verse

• I have a(n): learning disorder | personality disorder | mental disorder | anxiety disorder | sleep disorder | eating disorder | behavioral disorder | substance-related disorder | PTSD | mental disability | physical disability

• things I’ve done before: had alcohol | smoked | stolen | done drugs | self-harmed | had sex | had a threesome | had a one-night stand | gotten into a fist fight | gone to hospital | gone to jail | used a fake ID | played hooky | gone to a rave | killed someone | had someone try to kill them

tagged by: @vuwulpes

i dont have anyone to tag bc i dont know anyone else lol

[uncodsworthy]

hey 1 follower do this: teach me how to remember to do this blog

[baastard]

you: codsworth :)))

me, an intellectual: 

oh, i’m sorry, did you mean:

[bideogaymes]

Ted Noten SuperBitch Bag, 2000 (Gun Casted in Acrylic, Snake-Skin Handle)

[feysound]

I know it’s the year it was made and not part of the title but i want it to be “SuperBitch Bag 2000”

[uncodsworthy]

It’s her! It’s the girl! It’s Lilia Dindt! Your favorite unit from vault 111 has arrived, and she’s here to flirt with the ladies and kick ass.

She came out of the vault, saw the wasteland, and decided then was the time to get a new outfit out of what she had on her. Amazing.

[strawberisodas]

drew my fallout oc……. she’s Lilia and an Absolute Unit Lesbian and im still trying to figure out her actual palette this is just some colors i vomited at her

[uncodsworthy]

“Hello, my love,

I wish we could meet again one day.

I can still smell your sickly sweet perfume.

-Lilia”