an archive

no motivation for this anymore

[uncomfortable-kirby]

y’all know this blog is dead, right

and just to clarify: this is not a comeback in any way, shape, or form. i haven’t been Interested™ in kirby since star allies came out, and have no interest in returning. i’m just. surprised people are still looking at/interacting with this garbage blog’s posts in this, our awful year of 2020.

...okay, maybe i shouldn’t be surprised. garbage pairs well with awful. but either way i just wanted to say something. the fact my 'final’ post was just.. another submission doesn’t feel right to me. 

idk man, i’m getting weirdly sappy now about this blog i didn’t really enjoy running. so to summarize: 

this blog was never very good but thanks for liking it anyways.

i’ve been inactive for two years and will continue to be inactive, so feel free to unfollow. this blog is just up for archival purposes now.

check out @fullmoonfireball​ if you want to see posts from me that are actually good sometimes. or don’t. i’m not your mom, and my current special interest is... very much not everyone’s thing, so i get it.

bye.

[uncomfortable-kirby]

Taranza with Vriskas horns Surprised nobody’s sent in anything like this before

it’s because this is supposed to be a No Homestuck Zone 

[uncomfortable-kirby]

hey anon? can you not

[uncomfortable-kirby]

beautiful 

i dont like this

[uncomfortable-kirby]

Just going to point this out it took me over 4 minutes without reading the tags to figure out that fransicsa had susies eyes.

[uncomfortable-kirby]

What have I done 

I don’t understand why you would just submit a normal picture of Francisca to this blog

[uncomfortable-kirby]

How many times do I need to tell you to not submit content that isn’t yours? Especially others’ art?

[uncomfortable-kirby]

eye swaps 

the difference in quality really cements the discomfort.

[candy--complex-blog]

*wheeze* what am I looking at rn?

[uncomfortable-kirby]

eye swaps

[soniciscool1999]

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Our fallen victims are @djbeats13 @batknight-25 and @incorrectkirbyquotes . two were only able to revive, @batknight-25 and @djbeats13. THIS IS SERIOUS, I AM ALSO I’M GOING TO HAVE MY SECOND EMAIL OPEN. IF YOU HAPPEN TO GO TO AN ACCOUNT AND FIND NOTHING. REPORT TO ME SO I CAN ADD IT TO OUR FALLEN ALLIES LIST. PLEASE REBLOG THIS. WHEN BLOGS THAT ARE RELATED TO KIRBY, THEY WILL HAVE THE ANON SYMBOL.

[uncomfortable-kirby]

I sincerely doubt this is related to being a Kirby blog in any way, but if there's any risk, I'll back up my sideblogs to my second account when I can get onto my computer.

[uncomfortable-kirby]

I got TWO WHOLE DISCOMFORTS for ya. The second one is going to get me condemned to hell but whatever. I had it coming. 

Implying you weren’t already headed there? 

[daily-another-dimension]

Maybe Galacta Knight with a realistic human hand? Just one, though. The other is the same little nub thing that Kirby has.

One day Galacta is going to materialize in my room and kill me for my crimes

[uncomfortable-kirby]

Bad blog op

I agree

[i-hate-magolor]

Hey, something sinful for ya. Sorry pal.

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This is the last thing you see before you die

[uncomfortable-kirby]

Am I there yet? 

Yep! what the fuck have you done

[uncomfortable-kirby]

Is the character you keep getting tagged in the end boss? Because I can only imagine the shit you can do with it.

Nope! I haven’t actually seen anything done with it, which is a little disappointing. Everyone just sorta flocked to the prior boss with the edits.

[uncomfortable-kirby]

it’s a lot less cryptic with context, but thanks

[uncomfortable-kirby]

I’m still gonna hold off on posting any Star Allies spoilers for a while! I’ll accept some things from earlier in the game, but third general-on is definitely off-limits for now.