Open Waters Open Heart

I'm Leah and I like girls. She's the blood o' many a crew upon her And the bones of many a wreck, And she's barnacles a-growin' on her And shark's teeth round her neck.

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

i’m going to start a fashion line called FAKEGEEK and its sole purpose will be to produce tshirts that will piss off nerds

[rioblitzle]

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

[bunjywunjy]

we noticed the position its actual limbs were in and spent a few minutes aggressively squatting at each other with our arms out

[395nm]

that's goddess pose

[bunjywunjy]

holy shit it sure is

[duckghosttoad]

[snommelp]

Quetzalcoatlus confirmed goddess

[emptyjunior]

This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep

[finalpam8000]

Here’s how the creator confirmed they were Nonbinary, which might just be the best way to confirm any character as Nonbinary.

[slutwater]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[kestarren]

Illustration by Alan Lee for Mervyn Peake's Gormenghast books. In Alan Lee's book Castles.

[pokkin]

I am actually sick of the bug mush

[pokkin]

this house is a prison

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[depsidase]

[airconditionedgirl]

[princesssarisa]

What is your middle name?

The name of one of my parents

The name of a relative or ancestor

The name of a friend of a parent

My mother's maiden name

A religious figure's name

Just a name my parents liked

Other

I don't have a middle name

Voting ended on13h

I'm Option #1: My middle name is my mom's name. But I'd like to know if that practice is very common or not.

[niidsch]

Jaadugar: A Witch in Mongolia ✧ 2026

[king-incarnadine]

Oarfish

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[willgrahamscock]

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow