Unconcious Creations

The remembered dreams of 5 cool cats

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I dreamt that I was sitting in a circle of people and we were playing a game like spin the bottle or something but instead you talked when it got to you. When it was my turn I started talking about how Teslas weren’t sold in Australia because apparently Australia didn’t have earthquakes. I guess Teslas have earthquake protection now? I then asked my friend from Australia if there were earthquakes there and she said yes and I was like you could make so much more money if you sold Teslas there. And thus the Ausla was born! - 🌸

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Dream Entry #3

so fun lil airplane dream I had

-I was at a 5sos concert, except it wasn’t 5sos it was TXT doing impressions of 5sos. 

-during the lil part of the concert where the band is like thank you guys and talking with the audience it gets to soobins turn to say something and instead of saying the normal stuff like the rest of the guys he just says “I want Makima (yes the one from chainsaw man) to dominate me.” and the rest of the audience and I were just like hell yea so do we. shes hot.

-the concert then somehow proceeds to turn into an orgy which really freaks me out.

-I go running out of the venue crying and buy white wine but it had the strength of vodka and was the size of a soju bottle from a lil liquor store and then run to a bridge. 

-im clearly drunk at this point and have climbed onto the rail of the bridge, crying my eyes out, and yelling at some random dude.

-eventually this kinda handsome dude tries to pull me off the side of the bridge and save me or whatever as I’m just cussing him out

-there are a bunch of people filming me on their phones at this point and its kinda making me paranoid.

-the guy is eventually successful in getting me off the side of the bridge, but instead of thanking him I angrily whisper shouted at him “you should’ve just let me die.” and whack myself on the head with the now empty wine bottle and start bleeding to death. 

-then I woke up :)

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I dreamed I had a meat flapper.

I did not enjoy

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I dreamt I went out on a date with a dude I’d just met who was going to put on a shadow puppet play about World War 2 and healing with me and a friend for a talent show

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Dream Entry :)

I dreamt I was going to a school where the staff (mainly the principle) was classically conditioning us to do whatever they commanded with a single phrase.

Real creepy, he would say the phrase, then everybody would keep saying it until everybody had heard it. You then did whatever he requested and once you were really under the influence, would completely forget what was requested of you.

He made me forget I had a twin. (I don’t actually have a twin but that was pretty severe for dream me)

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Dream Entry #2

-so for context, I have a cute lil Subaru Outback named Lucas. Yes my car has a name and yes I'm referring to my car when I say Lucas in this.

-ANYWAYS -so my dream. basically I was at my house and no one else was home except for me and for some reason heeseung of enhypen? idk why but he was there and no one else was around and yea.

-we were just chilling as people do and then BOOM creepy clown music starts coming from outside so we go look out the window to see what's going on and there's this windowless white kidnapper-looking van with christmas lights wrapped around it parked infront of my house and these dudes wearing all white fits with creepy animal masks were walking up my driveway and towards my garage. I panic and go to lock all the doors while heeseung is making sure all the windows are locked and the lights are off so they don’t think we’re home to try to murder us.

-the creepy masked dudes use a chainsaw of sorts to cut a whole into my garage door and enter the garage. meanwhile, heeseung and I are like shit and grab a bat and pair of scissors to use as weapons if they come in the house and attack us.

-the masked dudes in the garage are basically attacking the shit out of my car, making a ton of high pitched scraping noises. this scares heeseung and I so we have the brilliant idea to go hide in this big closet in my house that is literally filled with so many blankets and coats. As we are laying on the floor trying to cover ourselves with a mountain of blankets, we hear the masked dudes rip the passenger door of my car off and throw it. 

-so I start panicking and am like “oh no they’re hurting Lucas! my poor baby we need to go out there and protect him! Lucas doesn’t deserve this!” 

-heeseung full on bitch slaps me and whisper shouts “its a fucking lesburu calm down you dumb bisexual bitch there’s nothing important in him anyways. just be quiet and stay under the fucking blanket mountain. “

-I obviously shut up and stay where I am but am still very upset over the fact that Lucas is being so brutally damaged, even if there is nothing important in him. but then I have the big question of what are they looking for? the only things I leave in Lucas are some packets of gum, a gas card, the drivers manual, and a windshield ice scraper thing for when it snows, so what is it these creepy dudes want?

-when I voice this thought to heeseung the noises from the garage stop and we start hearing them violently bang on the door to my house, which they eventually just cut down with a chainsaw. 

-obviously, heeseung and I are freaking the fuck out cause we don’t wanna die. we had a shit choice of weapons and are trying to make ourselves as quiet as possible while the masked dudes are now walking around my house searching for shit. 

-eventually one of the masked dudes says “she’s not here. princess Diana must have run off to a different neighborhood.” and the dudes go to leave my house from the front door. right as they exit the front door I whisper to heeseung wait isn't princess Diana dead tho and the dudes in the creepy masks ring my doorbell and then I woke up. 

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Dream Entry :)

So the dream starts in a giant lecture hall esque room. It’s presentation night for a girl who’s birthday it is but there’s a substitute teacher facilitating it. The first presentation has something to do with music and a bunch of people are doing little seat dances. The guy next to me fully gets out of his chair though and throughout the next five minutes proceeds to fall over at least 3 times.

Then a girl from my old suite goes up and starts talking about memories from last year. These include language class conjugating anger. Then Rue from Euphoria gets up from a chair and screams that she’s just going to sit in the back she’s not leaving. And then she runs out screaming that she’s escaping? And then comes back a bit later still screaming.

Then me and a few others get called to go see an RA who’s birthday it also is. She shows us a cardboard cutout her and her friend made of this giant pink teddy bear. (This got a momentary scene cut to a video of him being worn by her and fighting off missiles)

Then to leave you had to go down a slide into great wolf lodge. I climb the stairs back and sit in the far back so as not to disturb anyone and I’m sitting by Tommyinnit on my right and Ranboo in front of me? Tommy steals some fries which is upsetting. The girl is still on her presentation though and when I look up it’s about people who think they’re humorous are actually really into BDSM. There’s a flow chart in the format of a floor plan with different kinds depending on a persons humor.

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Dream Entry #1

-so me and 4 of my friends are in what would be Minnesota if it were warm and surrounded by water peninsula style. the sky is clear as hell and the buildings are all tall and a sparkly silver, minus a single building shaped like an upside down tornado.

-we wander around a bit and boom my mom appears and is like oh hey isn't this that city hall statue thing you went to for a school project once? I say oh yea it is (I have never once seen this before.) its a floating cube art piece that contains the inner working of a clock and we all stop and admire it for a bit

-suddenly we are at a random beach in Baja California and my mom is talking about how she went to this beach all the time in college and were all like oh that s cool. this beach is blocked from the rest of the world by an invisible gate so I'm questioning how my mom knew about it but everyone else was like shut up. my mom goes into the sea and kinda just keeps walking as the sea parts around her, eventually closing and absorbing her. the sea says welcome home and my friends and I get teleported to a rainy city outside of an art museum.

-we go in the art museum and boom everything is either glass or neon signs. I wander off and meet this really pretty girl with long brown hair and bangs. this girl is in fact just Minho of stray kids in a wig, but I’m totally unaware of this. we talk and flirt and rejoin my other friends who were climbing a neon dinosaur art piece that was shooting fire from its mouth. we all leave and head to a movie theatre.

-on the way to the movie theatre my moms voice appears through the rain and starts questioning one of my friends about their boyfriend (this friend doesn’t actually have one irl tho) and starts lecturing her on safe sex (again this friend has no boyfriend and is ace so idk what my brain was thinking). all the while i’m holding hands and sharing an umbrella with Minho-in-a-wig, who I still don’t know is just Minho in a wig.

-we get to the movie theatre and the only thing playing is some weird combination of marvel, the lego movie, and 365 days. except all the characters are either played by lizards or humans. my friends and I are the only people in this theatre and all sit next to each other. at one point I start full on making out with Minho-in-a-wig, still not realizing this isn’t just a pretty girl. my friends don’t notice this at all despite literally sitting next to me and start loudly complaining about a lizard-human romance occurring in the movie. their complaining causes the movie theatre lights to turn on and my friends turn to see me cuddling/sitting in the lap of Minho-in-a-wig and one of them bonks me on the head with a stick and says stop being horny. Minho-in-a-wig flips them off and bonks them back with the umbrella we used earlier and I start to question if the girl I was flirting with was really just Minho of stray kids in a wig.

-right as I was about to ask Minho-in-a-wig if they were in fact Minho of stray kids just in a brunette wig, I woke up.