Unconscious Times

BOOM.

[thisfeebleheart]

[freenowrightnow]

shane: since our rookie season

ilya: i didn’t set up an ad campaign with the two of us together, call you pretty, tease you in the shower, and then almost get caught by your mom in the elevator for you to get our anniversary wrong. since summer before, shane

[wtf-is-hockey]

A couple of people have talked about how married they were when Shane wouldn’t let Ilya carry his own bag at the cottage but their first actual already-married moment was when Shane said he could “smell the cigarette from here” and Ilya let out an exasperated breath and said “I had one.” What do you mean he defended himself like he even had to. What do you mean he revealed he’s trying to smoke less for Shane. He went from “…Okay” (a clear idgaf if I’m not supposed to smoke here and who do you think you are for telling me I can’t) in ep. 1 to “I had one” in ep. 2 lmao he was already a goner by their third hookup.

[cahootings]

Going out and talking to people who still haven't watched heated rivalry really is like. Well I was raptured and you got left behind idk what to say to you. I reached enlightenment last week and you're still living like this willingly? I'm sorry I have to go

[sloanegabe]

SHANE & ILYA + parallels

[existential-queeer]

They are everything to me, I fear.

[hoechlinth]

yuna hollander said “fuck ilya rozanov” to her autistic son and had the audacity to be shocked when he followed her instructions to the letter

[theedorksinlove]

BBC MERLIN 4x06 / HEATED RIVALRY 1x05

[girlblocker]

they should make medication that works

[lokh1]

'how would other people describe you' why would i know this

[ryebreadgf]

i would rather die than market myself on linkedin. it's the modern day version of a peasant doing a little dance to convince the king to let him live

[squeakadeeks]

about to quit my job and pursue my true passion in life….picking at my skin

[melon-official]

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

[melon-official]

[melon-official]

thanks guys while im here PLEASE put an acne option on your picrews

[rontieremodeled-deactivated2023]

*me flirting*

so… have you… learned anything interesting lately?

[cryptidsandchaos]

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

[whitepeopletwitter]

[totallyfubar]

Hot dog water is the exact opposite of holy water in that you can add a single drop of it to any amount of pure water and it will make the entire thing unpure

[geniusoflove]

what is it about having anxiety that makes you so insane. like every time i go to my job where i work i expect someone to tell me to leave. like i walk in and im like well i bet im not supposed to be here. even though all signs point to me needing to be there

[geniusoflove]

paperwork: you work here at this store

schedule: this is when you are going to be working 

my boss: see you later when youre working 

me, showing up to work: im not supposed to be here. this is so embarrassing. i dont even work here. is this the right store