M O O D

25 // Bad Ass // Happy(ish) // Canadian, Stressy & depressy & super fuckin messy  I occasionally write things and those things can be found [✿]Here[✿]

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

Them: Hello sir, may I have your name?

Me: No, you may not have my name, but you may call me John

Them: Sir, this is a DMV and I am not a fae

Me: Oh? Then you wouldn’t mind holding this iron horseshoe then, right?

*DMV clerk begins to sweat nervously*

[essenceevocation]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Tom Booth

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[lopmon]

[sartreslut]

[kamala-harris-funko-pop-cum-jar]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

That time of night as an adult where you’re desperately tired and want to sleep but you also don’t want to give up the day yet bc there’s stuff you wanna do. I’m calling it the toddler hour

[knitbelove]

This post came into my bedroom and punched me in the face

[powerfulwizard]

Why do they always write their articles like this??

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

i think they did confirm it by naming it this

and drawing it like this

also guess what its japanese name literally translates to

[whoreofavalon]

Im losing it at this tag

[ironpour]

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

[ham-strokers-ejacula]

Fixed it.

[ironpour]

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

[997]

my brain refuses to stop thinking abt this

[yeahiwasintheshit]

PERFORMATIVE WHOLESOMENESS!!

[thatcupidmf]

Oh, to be a handsome young navy man in 1930 with curly hair and dirt on my nose on my break from hauling cargo from the shipyard, reading a Little Blue Book titled Homosexual Life that I bought for 5¢, pretending not to notice the banker’s son eyeing me in a truly sinful way.

[galactic-polywag]

Some of these are getting so specific that I’m not convinced y’all ain’t just describing your past lives in some weird missed connections faux tumblr meme

[marzipanandminutiae]

nah it’s totally random 

I just long to be a chambermaid in a wealthy doctor’s house c. 1871, dancing at the servants’ Christmas party and staring over my dance partner’s shoulder at that one other maid whose smile makes me feel as if all the breath has gone out of me and whose warm brown eyes shine so brightly in the gaslight

that’s all

[poeticrose]

“She wore poetry.”

— Vladimir Nabokov (lolita)

[snotdemon-deactivated20191210]

from my old journal 1/?

[studyblr]

Take this as a sign to create. To embrace. To really feel and engage with the world around you. To experience life; for its beauty and its sadness, to see both and accept both. Be delighted because of the small things: the smiles, the rainbows, the lights, and the book pages. Be delighted because of all the big things yet to come, too: the strangers who become essential, the creations you’ll make, the knowledge you’ll gather, the affection you’ll give and receive. There is so much waiting, and it’s up to you how you experience it. Live life like you’ve always wanted, and don’t let anything hold you back.

[furybaby]

reading a boys horoscope to understand wtf hes doing to you

[sunhazeys]

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

[uncreatedspace]