100% organic bastard

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I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.

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auditory adaptation of this post i made a bit ago that i still think is very funny because it is very funny

[handgf]

[shittysawtraps]

You claim to be an artist, but if you want to live, you'll have to prove it. You must draw a hand, but- hey, stop crying, I haven't gotten to the bad part yet.

[dinobot]

when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont”

[island-delver-go]

Called out for being a fake gamer by your own mom? Brutal

[theartofangirling]

my best friend used to think that a fetish was something that when you saw it, it made you really happy, so she told me that she had an old people fetish and I screamed

[dinothundersblog-deactivated201]

video game: everything in the world is garbage and love isnt real. your choices dont matter in the long run. people die. uuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUU

me whos depressed but plays games for fun:

[valtsv]

cat tummies are a temptation of biblical proportions

[valtsv]

my cat: if you put your hands anywhere near me i will cage you in the real-life saw trap from which there is no painless escape

me: chumby kitty tumby…

[marvel-lous-things]

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

[sanerontheinside]

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

[elfwreck]

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

[aryashi]

#not with that attitude you can’t

[guerrillatech]

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[ffxkay]

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

[stinkystarboy]

I love this post bc mutuals will reblog this and itll be like. 3 posts from the top

[gallifreyanwriter]

Hey, you know that one character? The one played by the tall, long-haired actor? The one who was pre-law in 2005, and well on his way to going to law school and getting a degree until an unexpected family issue reared its head, and he dropped out and chose a different career path? Y’know, he’s got that complicated relationship with his father, a parent-child relationship with his only sibling, and has some strange, destructive abilities that tie in with multiple traumatic experiences with fire?

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

op is right and the timelines do match up. what if they were in the same classes

[1-aor-feat-linaohta-deactivated]

My iced cream sandwich came out of the package looking like an “Among Us” character. And why is it on the ground? I have grangite tables. That looks like concrete, complete with partial footprints? It is has granet table

[feychella-deactivated20220124]

‘gaslight gatekeep girlboss’ this and ‘mansplain manipulate malewife’ that.

[feychella-deactivated20220124]

what about reduce reuse recycle

[thundergrace]

I love “how do you do math?” questions. Here’s how my brain does it:

How about you guys?

[sesh]

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

Period

[997]

i still know every single word….

[flimshot]

i thought this video was destroyed