I’m Bog Myrtle

I’ll turn you into a frog if you’re not careful

[devils-queen]

666

[mrspenmark]

Jesus & Mary Magdalene being affectionate with each other

[unusual-suspects]

colossus, 16th c. florence, italy

[unusual-suspects]

x

[unusual-suspects]

sam larson

[etruski]

rotten yuri on my mind

[small-bambi]

Harrison Wood Hsiang

[terebelli]

Albertine Books French Embassy New York City

[143bc]

[still-cookiedough]

[143bc]

Anticipation 🌹🔥

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[ifiwascottoncandy]

If anyone wants to know what swag is, just show them this.

[svdcvnt]

Blood Bath 🩸🩸🩸

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[eye-of-mordor]

"Precious, precious, precious!" Gollum cried. "My Precious! O my Precious!" And with that, even as his eyes were lifted up to gloat on his prize, he stepped too far, toppled, wavered for a moment on the brink, and then with a shriek he fell. Out of the depths came his last wail Precious, and he was gone. — JRR Tolkien, RETURN OF THE KING

[iris-of-the-lambs]

was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort

[iris-of-the-lambs]

idk why this has been suddenly getting notes again but scytheguy says thank you