Maggie @undeadf0x - Tumblr Blog

Girls kissing.

the King of Toys has inserted a giant wind-up key into lady liberty’s back, and claims he will hold the city hostage until “the war in Iran is over.” which seems strangely topical

evilwizard

usually he wants, like, candy or something

maimoonrabbit

comm for leafi, tysm!! 🍃 (my comm info!)

bumblebeebats

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

fieaux

nn-ee-zz

The passage of the seasons - Spring defeating Winter

Inspired by a short story in which Spring is embodied by a bring who faces winter and demands every living thing to awaken and fight to conquer a place on earth

yagithegoat

shy pup

batsandboba

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

pukicho

Hello idiot dog, I am feeding you berries from the palm of my hand

pukicho

I shake you so hard your eyes are go to bed

pukicho

Are you looking forward to Subnautica 2? It's finally coming out tomorrow.

Yeah I'm pretty excited to look at the water caustic effect up close. There's this lil platformer called moventure I'm looking forward towards that comes out the day after, then emuurom on the 25th which is a knowledge gate game and then Mina the Hollower.

frethepotatohunter

where are my headphones I can’t see without my headphones

izzypaw

omg i made these designs forever ago for a video i wanted to make but then i just neverrr made the vid and now idk if i will >_> but i COMPLETELY FORGOT to post them everywhere uhm oopsie here they are

nacrefangs

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DIcg5wlRf9e/

cabysoft

caelyne

niko !

alienfuckerdeluxe

Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir.

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