The Sex Pest

Christa said "go vent your sexual frustration on the internet and piss off you perv." so I wanked over all the porn then found tumblr... Adam Jacobs here, ready to fornicate with you baby.

[undeadpervert-blog]

ooc: shit so no one is even here.

*cries*

[undeadpervert-blog]

OOC: I REMEMBERED THE PASSWORD FOR THIS

SUCESS

I WILL BE A PERVERT ONCE MORE

[undeadpervert-blog]

really now, where did the sunlight myth come from?

*sits back, pops on shades and basks in the sunlight*

as long as i’ve got my sunnies i’m good.

oh and summer’s great, lots more titties to see.

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

Must you always behave like this?

[undeadpervert-blog]

we all gotta have our hobbies, it’s OCD for you and being a pervert for me. or i could just eat people.

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

Couldn’t you take up… sport?

[undeadpervert-blog]

athleticism isn’t really something that suits me, i mean look at this scrawny body! do you know how much no exercise i have to do to keep this good looking? 

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

-rolls his eyes- I’m sure the women flock to you.

[undeadpervert-blog]

all the babes want a bit of the A-dog.

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

Christ you’re just as bad a John. Except he’s occasionally charming and succeeds in his endeavours.

[undeadpervert-blog]

us lost boys always succeed in our ‘endeavours’ bro.

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

You are ridiculous. And stop flirting with my wife - fiancée even.

[undeadpervert-blog]

sorry man, she’s fair game until that ring is on her finger.

invite me to the wedding yeah?

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

She has a ring.

[undeadpervert-blog]

I meant it figuratively as in the ceremonial stuff.

okay fine it's clear i've not got a chance with your lovely girl but I can still appreciate from afar.

[undeadpervert-blog]

really now, where did the sunlight myth come from?

*sits back, pops on shades and basks in the sunlight*

as long as i’ve got my sunnies i’m good.

oh and summer’s great, lots more titties to see.

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

Must you always behave like this?

[undeadpervert-blog]

we all gotta have our hobbies, it’s OCD for you and being a pervert for me. or i could just eat people.

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

Couldn’t you take up… sport?

[undeadpervert-blog]

athleticism isn’t really something that suits me, i mean look at this scrawny body! do you know how much no exercise i have to do to keep this good looking? 

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

-rolls his eyes- I’m sure the women flock to you.

[undeadpervert-blog]

all the babes want a bit of the A-dog.

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

Christ you’re just as bad a John. Except he’s occasionally charming and succeeds in his endeavours.

[undeadpervert-blog]

us lost boys always succeed in our ‘endeavours’ bro.

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

You are ridiculous. And stop flirting with my wife - fiancée even.

[undeadpervert-blog]

sorry man, she's fair game until that ring is on her finger.

invite me to the wedding yeah?

[undeadpervert-blog]

really now, where did the sunlight myth come from?

*sits back, pops on shades and basks in the sunlight*

as long as i’ve got my sunnies i’m good.

oh and summer’s great, lots more titties to see.

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

Must you always behave like this?

[undeadpervert-blog]

we all gotta have our hobbies, it’s OCD for you and being a pervert for me. or i could just eat people.

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

Couldn’t you take up… sport?

[undeadpervert-blog]

athleticism isn’t really something that suits me, i mean look at this scrawny body! do you know how much no exercise i have to do to keep this good looking? 

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

-rolls his eyes- I’m sure the women flock to you.

[undeadpervert-blog]

all the babes want a bit of the A-dog.

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

Christ you’re just as bad a John. Except he’s occasionally charming and succeeds in his endeavours.

[undeadpervert-blog]

us lost boys always succeed in our 'endeavours' bro.

[ofscienceandsupernaturals]

-lies out in the sun in some shorts and a vest top-

[undeadpervert-blog]

hey baby, mind if i sit here? feel free to give me a little kiss >;)

[ofscienceandsupernaturals]

You see this? -points at the eight month pregnancy bump- This indicates that I’m still happy with Hal thanks.

[undeadpervert-blog]

still always worth a shot baby. >;)

Try it and I’ll staple you to the wall by your balls.

[undeadpervert-blog]

wow baby don't be so harsh just havin' a bit of fun.

[undeadpervert-blog]

really now, where did the sunlight myth come from?

*sits back, pops on shades and basks in the sunlight*

as long as i’ve got my sunnies i’m good.

oh and summer’s great, lots more titties to see.

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

Must you always behave like this?

[undeadpervert-blog]

we all gotta have our hobbies, it’s OCD for you and being a pervert for me. or i could just eat people.

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

Couldn’t you take up… sport?

[undeadpervert-blog]

athleticism isn’t really something that suits me, i mean look at this scrawny body! do you know how much no exercise i have to do to keep this good looking? 

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

-rolls his eyes- I’m sure the women flock to you.

[undeadpervert-blog]

all the babes want a bit of the A-dog.

[ofscienceandsupernaturals]

-lies out in the sun in some shorts and a vest top-

[undeadpervert-blog]

hey baby, mind if i sit here? feel free to give me a little kiss >;)

[ofscienceandsupernaturals]

You see this? -points at the eight month pregnancy bump- This indicates that I’m still happy with Hal thanks.

[undeadpervert-blog]

still always worth a shot baby. >;)

[undeadpervert-blog]

really now, where did the sunlight myth come from?

*sits back, pops on shades and basks in the sunlight*

as long as i’ve got my sunnies i’m good.

oh and summer’s great, lots more titties to see.

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

Must you always behave like this?

[undeadpervert-blog]

we all gotta have our hobbies, it’s OCD for you and being a pervert for me. or i could just eat people.

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

Couldn’t you take up… sport?

[undeadpervert-blog]

athleticism isn't really something that suits me, i mean look at this scrawny body! do you know how much no exercise i have to do to keep this good looking? 

[ofscienceandsupernaturals]

-lies out in the sun in some shorts and a vest top-

[undeadpervert-blog]

hey baby, mind if i sit here? feel free to give me a little kiss >;)

[undeadpervert-blog]

really now, where did the sunlight myth come from?

*sits back, pops on shades and basks in the sunlight*

as long as i’ve got my sunnies i’m good.

oh and summer’s great, lots more titties to see.

[keeping-myself-occupied-blog]

Must you always behave like this?

[undeadpervert-blog]

we all gotta have our hobbies, it's OCD for you and being a pervert for me. or i could just eat people.

[undeadpervert-blog]

really now, where did the sunlight myth come from?

*sits back, pops on shades and basks in the sunlight*

as long as i've got my sunnies i'm good.

oh and summer's great, lots more titties to see.

[undeadpervert-blog]

((ooc; I'm off now))

probably won't be on much this week got huge deadlines due in and i've left it till last minute as usual. >.<

[frommothertoashes-blog]

New kid.

Sebastian had decided to start at a new college though he knew it was risky, he had only been a vampire for a month and was still struggling to come to terms with it all though he hadn’t drunk any blood since he refused as he didn’t want to end up like his father though he had managed to bite the one girl he loved but he hoped all that would of calmed down soon that was also another reason why he changed colleges but since not having blood he was weaker with paler skin and dark rings under his eyes, he walked into the lunch room and looked around, He had already been in the first three lessons which was difficult.

[undeadpervert-blog]

-Adam was bored shitless after double Chemistry and was playing with the school canteen food, (he’s sure mashed potatoes aren’t supposed to be runny like that…) when he sensed the other vampire. He looked up and saw him. he got up and made his way over to seb- Hey, bro. Name’s Adam Jacobs. You alright? you’re lookin’ a bit pale.

[frommothertoashes-blog]

Sebastian wasn’t used to his senses yet but he knew that the kid walking towards him was a vampire, he could tell that sense because his parents were vampires, he looked to him for a while and shrugged. “Sebastian Cutler” He said before giving another shrug. “Just hungry I guess”

[undeadpervert-blog]

-adam looked around, and sat down opposite Sebastian- I know how you feel, just try not to eat anyone at school, it’s a bit awkward. here have some of this slop, it’ll make you feel so sick you won’t even think about it. -he slides over the tray of runny mashed potato- What’re you doing here anyway, I thought I was the only one stupid enough to go back to school.

[frommothertoashes-blog]

“I have to do something or I might start… eating” He mentioned simply as he looked around before looking back to Adam, he frowned at the mash potato or sick as it looked like and pushed the tray away before getting out his own sandwhiches.

[undeadpervert-blog]

It’s a lot easier when Christa’s around. Can hardy smell people over the smell of dog… how long you been like ‘this’ anyway? 

[frommothertoashes-blog]

“About two months.. I was in a car accident almost died and my Mum changed me” He said simply before shrugging, he raised his brow to what he said about Christa but ignored it, he started to eat his sandwhiches.

[undeadpervert-blog]

two months? damn, you’re a real newbie then. hang on your mum changed you? 

[frommothertoashes-blog]

“Long story short.. my mum and dad are vampires, they were made human for a day and they had sex, I was created.. my mum stayed human while she was pregnant with me until I born then she went back to being a vampire” Sebastian explained, it was a lot and he hoped Adam would understand.

[undeadpervert-blog]

-Adam blinks- well, I guess nothing should really surprise me anymore… I killed my parent’s slowly over 30 years. sustained blood-loss.

[frommothertoashes-blog]

“Oh wow!” He said a little surprised eating more of the sandwhich. “Sorry to hear that”

[undeadpervert-blog]

eh, It's alright. could've done with the inheritance money though but this guy Mitchell helped me out last year. -the bell rings- ugh, another hour of english, reading dracula. oh the irony. where you off to?

[frommothertoashes-blog]

New kid.

Sebastian had decided to start at a new college though he knew it was risky, he had only been a vampire for a month and was still struggling to come to terms with it all though he hadn’t drunk any blood since he refused as he didn’t want to end up like his father though he had managed to bite the one girl he loved but he hoped all that would of calmed down soon that was also another reason why he changed colleges but since not having blood he was weaker with paler skin and dark rings under his eyes, he walked into the lunch room and looked around, He had already been in the first three lessons which was difficult.

[undeadpervert-blog]

-Adam was bored shitless after double Chemistry and was playing with the school canteen food, (he’s sure mashed potatoes aren’t supposed to be runny like that…) when he sensed the other vampire. He looked up and saw him. he got up and made his way over to seb- Hey, bro. Name’s Adam Jacobs. You alright? you’re lookin’ a bit pale.

[frommothertoashes-blog]

Sebastian wasn’t used to his senses yet but he knew that the kid walking towards him was a vampire, he could tell that sense because his parents were vampires, he looked to him for a while and shrugged. “Sebastian Cutler” He said before giving another shrug. “Just hungry I guess”

[undeadpervert-blog]

-adam looked around, and sat down opposite Sebastian- I know how you feel, just try not to eat anyone at school, it’s a bit awkward. here have some of this slop, it’ll make you feel so sick you won’t even think about it. -he slides over the tray of runny mashed potato- What’re you doing here anyway, I thought I was the only one stupid enough to go back to school.

[frommothertoashes-blog]

“I have to do something or I might start… eating” He mentioned simply as he looked around before looking back to Adam, he frowned at the mash potato or sick as it looked like and pushed the tray away before getting out his own sandwhiches.

[undeadpervert-blog]

It’s a lot easier when Christa’s around. Can hardy smell people over the smell of dog… how long you been like ‘this’ anyway? 

[frommothertoashes-blog]

“About two months.. I was in a car accident almost died and my Mum changed me” He said simply before shrugging, he raised his brow to what he said about Christa but ignored it, he started to eat his sandwhiches.

[undeadpervert-blog]

two months? damn, you’re a real newbie then. hang on your mum changed you? 

[frommothertoashes-blog]

“Long story short.. my mum and dad are vampires, they were made human for a day and they had sex, I was created.. my mum stayed human while she was pregnant with me until I born then she went back to being a vampire” Sebastian explained, it was a lot and he hoped Adam would understand.

[undeadpervert-blog]

-Adam blinks- well, I guess nothing should really surprise me anymore... I killed my parent's slowly over 30 years. sustained blood-loss.

[johnrochester]

{Adam

John had been sat in the pub for hours. His play had come to a dead end and Winnie was with her cunt of a husband. Not good. He poured himself another slug of gin from the bottle in front of him.

[undeadpervert-blog]

-adam walks into pub intent on drowning his sorrows in booze. Christa wasn’t speaking to him after the previous night… he spots the poet helping his self to the booze and plonks himself next to him- you know, you’re supposed to pay for that mate.

[johnrochester]

Well we have an understanding -nods to the bartender-

[undeadpervert-blog]

mind if I join you? -he reaches forward for the bottle-

[johnrochester]

-grabs the bottle an frowns- Get your own. I paid for this -looks at the bottle- ‘75cl’ of gin and I intend to drink it.

[undeadpervert-blog]

-he looks at John then to the bartender- Give me your cheapest beer bro. -the bartender looks at him and asks for ID. Adam turns to John- you see my problem. I’m 47 and I can’t even buy a fucking beer. 

[johnrochester]

Charlie give him a beer -the barman puts on in front of him- You don’t know anyone who can fake you one? Charlie can I have a bigger glass?

[undeadpervert-blog]

Cheers, yeah, but I lost my only photograph. not like I can get hold of a new one now. -he glances at the amount of empty glasses around him- What’s got you drinking yourself silly then?

[johnrochester]

I’ve always been one for drink you could say.

[undeadpervert-blog]

-he looks at john, not 100% believing him- I shagged a werewolf last night, she’s not talking to me now -he takes a large gulp of the beer-

[johnrochester]

-takes the tumbler Charlie put in front of him and fills it- Was she any good?

[undeadpervert-blog]

I don't remember, I was too pissed. Thing is I've wanted her for months. now she won't speak to me, she thinks I got her drunk on purpose. any ideas how to win her back?

[frommothertoashes-blog]

New kid.

Sebastian had decided to start at a new college though he knew it was risky, he had only been a vampire for a month and was still struggling to come to terms with it all though he hadn’t drunk any blood since he refused as he didn’t want to end up like his father though he had managed to bite the one girl he loved but he hoped all that would of calmed down soon that was also another reason why he changed colleges but since not having blood he was weaker with paler skin and dark rings under his eyes, he walked into the lunch room and looked around, He had already been in the first three lessons which was difficult.

[undeadpervert-blog]

-Adam was bored shitless after double Chemistry and was playing with the school canteen food, (he’s sure mashed potatoes aren’t supposed to be runny like that…) when he sensed the other vampire. He looked up and saw him. he got up and made his way over to seb- Hey, bro. Name’s Adam Jacobs. You alright? you’re lookin’ a bit pale.

[frommothertoashes-blog]

Sebastian wasn’t used to his senses yet but he knew that the kid walking towards him was a vampire, he could tell that sense because his parents were vampires, he looked to him for a while and shrugged. “Sebastian Cutler” He said before giving another shrug. “Just hungry I guess”

[undeadpervert-blog]

-adam looked around, and sat down opposite Sebastian- I know how you feel, just try not to eat anyone at school, it’s a bit awkward. here have some of this slop, it’ll make you feel so sick you won’t even think about it. -he slides over the tray of runny mashed potato- What’re you doing here anyway, I thought I was the only one stupid enough to go back to school.

[frommothertoashes-blog]

“I have to do something or I might start… eating” He mentioned simply as he looked around before looking back to Adam, he frowned at the mash potato or sick as it looked like and pushed the tray away before getting out his own sandwhiches.

[undeadpervert-blog]

It’s a lot easier when Christa’s around. Can hardy smell people over the smell of dog… how long you been like ‘this’ anyway? 

[frommothertoashes-blog]

“About two months.. I was in a car accident almost died and my Mum changed me” He said simply before shrugging, he raised his brow to what he said about Christa but ignored it, he started to eat his sandwhiches.

[undeadpervert-blog]

two months? damn, you're a real newbie then. hang on your mum changed you?